Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

[nowisthetime]

The Lancie Pants Who Got Busted In The Blurt Thread - The Sequel

And what happened, then?

Well, in the blurt thread they say - that the Lancie Pants' small cock almost grew that day.

And then - the true meaning of Literotica came through, and Laurel found the strength of *ten* Admins, and cut it in two!

Welcome, blurt thread, bring your cheer. Cheer to all blurters far and near. The blurt thread is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp. The blurt thread will always be just as long as we have we. Welcome blurt thread while we stand, heart to heart, and hand in hand.

He is not very bright. What a sociopath, he had admitted to taking enjoyment in seeing people miserable in that "why are you here" thread. Glad Lady L slapped the weirdo.

 

[HarryHill]

..
https://media.giphy.com/media/k22GuD71QfOSY/giphy.gif
...

 

[HarryHill]

..
Have A Nice Day
...

 

[schism666]

it's don't forget q is a piece of crap day!

Someone's Google-foo returned predictable results. What do you expect of someone who has only prospered in life from the privileges afforded her as a white woman? Can't very well expect her to work for it, can you?

https://i.imgur.com/InFAMez.jpg

when you're too much of a pussy to say what you really mean

 

[butters]

they're typos. don't be petty.

i honestly wasn't... thought it was some americana i didn't know. don't even know what it SHOULD be. gimme a break

I think it's despete or something. Could be wrong, nothing in life is guaranteed.

yes, yes it is

Haha Jesus I thought that was Luk.

nah, it was li'l lace. not sure who'll be more pissed with you thinking that

..
Have A Nice Day
...

LOVE this

it's don't forget q is a piece of crap day!



https://i.imgur.com/InFAMez.jpg

when you're too much of a pussy to say what you really mean

he's gone downhill and i don't think he's quite reached bottom yet. if you know what i mean.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

it's don't forget q is a piece of crap day!



https://i.imgur.com/InFAMez.jpg

when you're too much of a pussy to say what you really mean

What the fuck is Google-"Foo?"

Why couldn't Mr. Fucking Schmott Guy write Google-Fu? Because kung-fu? The actual root hyphenate it's jacking from that everybody knows?

I mean

I can't

just

ugh

https://media.giphy.com/media/Wq8I8F0KMMJRS/200.gif

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Montez-Walker-What-in-the-fuck.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/adc30d4f4761fc31a3259f3b6ac9c5ef/tumblr_mvi17nKMw91sd9xuzo1_500.gif

 

[pointless]

fine, they're pita chips.

 

[Que]

fine, they're pita chips.

I laughed.

 

[Hal9000_]

fine, they're pita chips.

Better wet. With lamb meat and tzsiki sauce. Or, whatever. A mediterrinean sammich.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/170727-tally-robot-supermarkets-01.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=618&h=410&crop=1

Has anyone seen these customer service robots in Whole Foods yet, cuz they ain't popped up here.

You know they're just gonna get sticker-bombed and shit. The future will never be clean-cut.

 

[pointless]

hopefully they just get bombed.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

hopefully they just get bombed.

I'm down as long as I can see it happening. It's no fun if organic revolt against a technocratic society can't be watched.

 

[Que]

Better wet. With lamb meat and tzsiki sauce. Or, whatever. A mediterrinean sammich.

When I make a big batch of tzatziki sauce I put it on everything.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50789970_1284099441753696_8796013221715640320_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=47dbec7a4e34fdf7e94bd91d0e002879&oe=5CB78C3D

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What does it do?

From one video I saw by someone on Twitter who cammed it with her phone, I think it comes up to you and either you ask it for assistance or it asks you for assistance in finding a product and maybe giving you deets on it. If you don't answer it or say no thank you, it simply Roombas away from you.

Apparently they've been around for a year, but I haven't seen any of them in the three WF stores I access in my grocery routines.

 

[Saint Peter]

Off to the salt mine.

Maybe a lifetime.
Maybe three weeks.

 

[HarryHill]

Frosty out there this morning.

 

[Que]

<Weather Thread Report>
43° F
</Weather Thread Report>

 

[HarryHill]

Humid in here today.

 

[Que]

I'm not surprised that I would have that effect.

 

[Que]

Oh, Que.

That would make a great thread.

 

[Que]

Speaking of threads. . .

I feel like I am carrying this one. Between myself as he and my various "Lance" personas I am top poster. I wish the board would be more welcoming to newcomers like Harry. Harry is very much one of "us" -by marriage!

 

[despete]

Moist.

I'm good for the nite now; thanks love.

Speaking of threads. . .

I feel like I am carrying this one. Between myself as he and my various "Lance" personas I am top poster. I wish the board would be more welcoming to newcomers like Harry. Harry is very much one of "us" -by marriage!

How come nobody ever figured out that you were Lance?

 

[Que]

I'm good for the nite now; thanks love.



How come nobody ever figured out that you were Lance?

To be fair, obvious is a bit beyond their reach.

Previously, when I pointed out that the real blurt thread was advancing much faster than this poser one Loook whined that the majority of the posts in my blurt thread were myself or "Lance."

He never bothered to do one of his famous post count surveys on this lagging thread.

 

[Dr. Groove]

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/170727-tally-robot-supermarkets-01.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=618&h=410&crop=1

Has anyone seen these customer service robots in Whole Foods yet, cuz they ain't popped up here.

You know they're just gonna get sticker-bombed and shit. The future will never be clean-cut.

From one video I saw by someone on Twitter who cammed it with her phone, I think it comes up to you and either you ask it for assistance or it asks you for assistance in finding a product and maybe giving you deets on it. If you don't answer it or say no thank you, it simply Roombas away from you.

Apparently they've been around for a year, but I haven't seen any of them in the three WF stores I access in my grocery routines.

"Where are the hookers and blow?" would be my instinctive (repeated) question.