jasonmason
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That he thinks his kayak is a surf board.
I do like surfing in my kayak.
Hers says she is just beautiful.
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That he thinks his kayak is a surf board.
I do like surfing in my kayak.
Hers says she is just beautiful.
Aww, thank you!
That he likes to get wet.
Sophisticated and well endowed.Warm heart.
Sophisticated and well endowed.
Enjoys contortionism.
They like to doodle on notebook paper
That I'm the next up and coming stand up comedian.
He's in desperate need of a shower.![]()
She's from a tropical island in the south Pacific
He lost his head in a terrible skiing accident.
He has a nice and friendly smile.
Look up to the sky to catch a glimpse, just don't open your mouth.
That he's a happy guy. And he acts like that on here as well.![]()
She's not camera shy, and we're all thankful for that.

That he might live in a state with medical marijuana?![]()
Lmao!
She has a lot of shoes for sale.![]()
That she is both romantic and a self-conscious, demanding lover.
Trouble.
She doesn’t mind attention