What's He or She Saying?

[LizVegas79]

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"Okay, whoever tells me how much 3 times 23 is first, gets my number."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Father Wayne, is my skirt really too short for me, or is it rather that your bulge is too big? Or that now that I'm eighteen, I'm too tempting?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Okay, that was my last button. Either that cute guy over there is super gay, or totally blind,
because I'm pretty sure the freaka-dork sitting across from me just juiced his pants."

 

[PapaRomantic]

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"You're some sort of total fucking pervert, aren't you?
That's kinda' hot actually. Do you live around here?"

"I figure I'm about 5 pounds away from winning the 'World's Skinniest Legs' title, and then I'm going to eat one french fry to celebrate!"

 

[BenDover4]

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It's Ok... your wife's not home...
plus the sheets need to be changed anyway...

 

[BenDover4]

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I know Daddy's out of town on business honey,
that's why Mommy wants to buy this big one...

 

[Kinkenglish]

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*giggling* oh look honey, this one looks like a penis, only smaller

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"Excuse me? Do you work here? Where's the fitting room? I'd like to try this on!"

 

[DMBFFF]

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[size=+1]"90s are easy, but I can also do 180s—even more. Wanna see?"[/size]​

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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"Well, that should do it. If I don't get an A after this, I'll fucking drop out."

 

[BenDover4]

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(Brunette to Blonde...)
I realize this is a promotion from housekeeping, but the way I see it
the fact that we have to share the load is a negative.
Maybe that cute Casino Hostess can help us out...

 

[LizVegas79]

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"So I see you pissed Liz off too, huh? What'd you do?"

 

[peekingone]

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" Go ahead you pussy I told you Cliff diving was for real men."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"I love casual Fridays! Last week I didn't even wear garters"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Dang, I suck at reading smoke signals. Is he saying he has a 10" cock
and is on his way over? Or that he just saw 10 ducks fly over? Fuck!
That's a really important difference! How the heck do I answer?!"

 

[bunny4med]

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That's rubbing sticks together. Now I'll show what else you rub together to generate heat.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Wow, nice job Bridget! When I was in the Girl Scouts we weren't allowed to blow any Boy Scouts."

 

[bunny4med]

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Chalk that cue and bank one into my corner pocket.

 

[Apisto42]

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“I bet you can’t guess where the 8 ball is.”

 

[bunny4med]

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15 days until catchers and pitchers report.

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

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"You can't get it refelted until you've felt it first!"

 

[BenDover4]

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Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike… What day is it Mike?

 

[bunny4med]

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Wanna play with my slot? I hear it's your favorite game.

 

[LizVegas79]

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Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike… What day is it Mike?

LMFAO!

 

[bunny4med]

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First & 10, do me again!