What's He or She Saying?

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/TzeuCO6.jpg?1

"No, I don't have Alzheimer's you jerk. I'm too young to have Alzheimer's.
I was horny up until a second ago though. But you just ruined it. Goodnight, stupid."

 

[PapaRomantic]

https://i.imgur.com/TzeuCO6.jpg?1

"No, I don't have Alzheimer's you jerk. I'm too young to have Alzheimer's.
I was horny up until a second ago though. But you just ruined it. Goodnight, stupid."

"I knitted and knitted and then ran out of yarn. You got a problem with that?"

 

[BenDover4]

https://i.imgur.com/pjbC77c.jpg?1

(women in hat...)
Kudos to the Sorority's 20 year reunion entertainment committee for this trip down memory lane...

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/YPE7YzB.jpg?1

"No, you were great. I'm totally worn out. But if you want to fuck some more, I'm ready when you are."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/pjbC77c.jpg?1

(blonde in white hat...)

"Oh my God, Beth! You won again! What's your secret?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8fa46e5660afc82cc8afe99720ae534/tumblr_pal52te4Tn1xnllqmo1_400.gif

"I'm going to hop in the shower, honey. I had a crazy day at work."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8fa46e5660afc82cc8afe99720ae534/tumblr_pal52te4Tn1xnllqmo1_400.gif

"I probably was speeding a little, honey. But luckily he let me off with just a warning.
Umm, I'm going to hop in the shower, okay?"

 

[jaF0]

I gotta know the real story behind that wall thing (no pun intended). Where did that come from?

Bachelorette party?

Swing Club?

 

[WiserSoutherner]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/4432a2480312180fa065bfdbc1e3b6c7/tumblr_pexauvdavR1sp49vo_540.jpg

Caution: Objects in glasses may be closer than they appear

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8fa46e5660afc82cc8afe99720ae534/tumblr_pal52te4Tn1xnllqmo1_400.gif

"Glowing? I'm not glowing, honey. Why on earth would I be glowing?
I just had a long day and need to hop in the shower real quick to freshen up."

 

[WiserSoutherner]

https://i.imgur.com/pjbC77c.jpg?1


OMG! You're right, it is Dave

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8fa46e5660afc82cc8afe99720ae534/tumblr_pal52te4Tn1xnllqmo1_400.gif

"You're being silly, honey. My ex-husband and I are just friends.
We just had lunch and lost track of time. That's all."

 

[PapaRomantic]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8fa46e5660afc82cc8afe99720ae534/tumblr_pal52te4Tn1xnllqmo1_400.gif

"I'm going to hop in the shower, honey. I had a crazy day at work."

"I told you before the next time this happened, that I was either going to shower to get clean, or you were going to clean it for me. I need to know - what is your choice?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8fa46e5660afc82cc8afe99720ae534/tumblr_pal52te4Tn1xnllqmo1_400.gif

"Of course I tipped the movers, honey. See?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8fa46e5660afc82cc8afe99720ae534/tumblr_pal52te4Tn1xnllqmo1_400.gif

"See, honey, I let Max cum in me first just as you asked me."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/4432a2480312180fa065bfdbc1e3b6c7/tumblr_pexauvdavR1sp49vo_540.jpg

"Honey, are you sure about this outfit? It doesn't make me look like a bimbo?"

"Oh, honey, no, the glasses keep you looking nice and smart."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9a789cca709d856fa241e6773ea2bc4a/tumblr_ou5n8uYIoY1vvl0qpo1_1280.jpg

"Oh, there are my cousins and their camp! Roy, Bubba, it's me, Annie! Clint agreed that I could spend the weekend here while he goes fishing with Trace."

(Smart money says that Clint and Trace have a whole "Brokeback Mountain" thing going on between them during these "fishing trips.")

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/49/6d/4c496d63de63b739ca025005bc1c32be.jpg


"These days, a little cooking goes a long way. Into their pants. I'm so glad that I was a mess cook in the Army."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://i.imgur.com/TzeuCO6.jpg?1

"Yeah, I'm modeling the new 'bottomless' look. It's all the rage, dressing like a cartoon animal with no pants. What do you think?"

"I'm thinking that fashion's not as evil as I used to believe. Come sit on my lap, sweetie."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://i.imgur.com/YPE7YzB.jpg?1

"So, I can just hang out like this whenever I wish, not wearing a stitch of clothing, even though I'm 22 and Mom's divorcing you? You're the best stepdaddy ever!"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

https://i.imgur.com/pjbC77c.jpg?1

What Mormon women really do once they get their final anointing at the Temple.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e1f55be09d9f9bc5abb007558d60aac6/tumblr_p0htg2VlqN1wdpubio1_500.jpg

"You're some sort of total fucking pervert, aren't you?
That's kinda' hot actually. Do you live around here?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://i.imgur.com/pjbC77c.jpg?1


"OK contestant number 4, you're disqualified. The rules clearly state 'no Portuguese women,' we only have 40 men lined up. It's not a wine tasting"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/pjbC77c.jpg?1

Woman In Pink Business Suit:
"Shit! They've gone thru two dozen guys already. Where am I going to find more guys at this hour?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://i.imgur.com/pjbC77c.jpg?1


"OK ladies remember if you get the garlic surprise, you're out. Bleach? You're still in!"