Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

[adrina]

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Hey, now.

For that brief, shining moment, they were superstars.

And you can't take that away from them, "Aglaobeast."

It takes so little to make some people happy. But then let's be real - neither of those creatures will ever be happy. They just don't have it in them.

 

[HarryHill]

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[Dr. Groove]

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Hey, now.

For that brief, shining moment, they were superstars.

And you can't take that away from them, "Aglaobeast."

https://i.giphy.com/media/XD4qHZpkyUFfq/giphy.gif

 

[Dr. Groove]

It takes so little to make some people happy. But then let's be real - neither of those creatures will ever be happy. They just don't have it in them.

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[Notcastor]

It takes so little to make some people happy. But then let's be real - neither of those creatures will ever be happy. They just don't have it in them.

All humor is rooted in the pain of others, so just imagine how happy you are making me.

 

[lovetoread]

Peace.

A warm, relaxing cloud settled over her. After days of unrequited agitation, it was almost like the world's best beer buzz.

Submission goooood.

- Trouble Comes in Threes

 

[adrina]

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You know they have absolutely no sense of rhythm. I mean... that's just a given.

 

[Que]

Kinda crazy that they go to all this effort for people they've got on ignore.

*nods*

These last few pages have breezed on by with charming, beautiful women discussing esophageal invasion and a whole lot of these:

Those "charming, beautiful women" need to step up their effort over here. This thread is lagging nearly four to one behind the actual, shunned blurt thread. It would be embarrassing if this thread dragged on all the way through summer!

i'd wager money that with que regularly posting in this thread, it will be one of the quicker ones we've had.

~modestly~

I do what I can!

*poof*

How did you see the transition to invisible with the OP on ignore?

(Asking for a friend)

This is going to be even slower than the time killswitch got the blurt.

One can hope. Can you imagine the fun all that angst will be to watch if a "real" blurter doesn't capture it "back?"

Blurt, blurt, blurt. This thread will be lingering on through the summer.

I like your optimism!

I used to like the Blurt thread

Great news! There are TWO now for your enjoyment!

It takes so little to make some people happy. But then let's be real - neither of those creatures will ever be happy. They just don't have it in them.

You sure seem cheerful!

 

[Notcastor]

Alternate Blurting. What a fag.

 

[HarryHill]

Can it be taco Thursday this week?

 

[silver gurl]

Don’t cry..don’t brace your eyes

 

[lovetoread]

3 dudes at one time sounds like fun but exhausting

but then again theres gonna be some man o' man touching and that is just hawt

 

[adrina]

Can it be taco Thursday this week?

I've got to figure out something to eat. Coffee isn't going to cut it.

 

[Que]

I've got to figure out something to eat. Coffee isn't going to cut it.

Not enough fiber in the covfefe? I had some bran flakes with five grams of sugar per serving which I cut with some thirteen grams of sugar per servings, generic Special K strawberry and a generous handful of fresh blueberries.

 

[butters]

I've got to figure out something to eat. Coffee isn't going to cut it.

well, it turned out not to be taco thursday but home-made super cheeseburgers with home-grown&made sliced gherkins

pretty damned good

 

[adrina]

well, it turned out not to be taco thursday but home-made super cheeseburgers with home-grown&made sliced gherkins

pretty damned good

Snack plate here. A bit of leftover rib eye steak, sliced cheese, some crackers, asparagus. It was good cheese too - a good cheddar.

Homemade pickles?

 

[butters]

Snack plate here. A bit of leftover rib eye steak, sliced cheese, some crackers, asparagus. It was good cheese too - a good cheddar.

Homemade pickles?

sounds a great snack plate. can't beat a good bit of cheese

yup, made last july. still crisp since i've been here i've made jams and jellies and relishes and pickled veggies - stuff never made before or only ever helped my mum with (stirring the saucepan as the sugar melted for jam making) as a littl'un. mostly turned out good!

 

[adrina]

sounds a great snack plate. can't beat a good bit of cheese

yup, made last july. still crisp since i've been here i've made jams and jellies and relishes and pickled veggies - stuff never made before or only ever helped my mum with (stirring the saucepan as the sugar melted for jam making) as a littl'un. mostly turned out good!

Awesome. A few years ago I discovered small batch jam and jelly making - that's the most I've done with canning. Which is plenty.

 

[schism666]

Alternate Blurting. What a fag.

q is a cross-dressing incel, not a fag.

 

[Aglaopheme]

We spent a silly amount of money at a charity auction for homemade pickles. We have some serious pickle fans in this house.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Troll cookies

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Name that cookie.
Hey, now.

For that brief, shining moment, they were superstars.

And you can't take that away from them, "Aglaobeast."

They were all a Twitter.
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[Aglaopheme]

I'm so confused. I know, that's fairly normal. Which blurt are we blurting in?

Wherever your adorable heart desires.

 

[HarryHill]

Check the moon phase makes perfect sense.

 

[Dr. Groove]

Pork flank fajitas.

A wonderful twist.

 

[Not Normal]

Troll cookies

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Is that a transgender troll jerking off in the middle?