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Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

lovetoread said:
i dont get the people who work full time at home

this would drive me nuts

i only do it when i have to go to the drs

today is liver dr day, woohoo
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i used to work from home, i worked harder there than coming into the office.
 
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Pookie said:
The Lancie Pants Who Stole The Blurt Thread

Every blurter on the GeeBee liked the blurt thread a lot, but the Lancie Pants, who lived to the north - did not. The Lancie Pants hated the blurt thread - the whole blurting season. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his cock was two sizes too small.

But, whatever the reason, his heart or his little spurter, he stood there on the new blurt thread eve hating the blurters.

Lancie Pants stared down from his cave with a sour Lancie dread at the warm posts below in the nearly ended thread. For he knew that every blurter was busy now, while his life was near dead. For he knew every blurter in the blurt thread on the GeeBee page one, was busy now having fun, while he was having none.

"And they're smiling and laughing," he snarled with a sneer. "The new blurt thread, it's practically here!"

Lancie Pants knew what he feared was almost near, "Oh the posts! Oh the posts, posts, posts, posts! There's one thing I hate: oh the posts, posts, posts, posts!"

Lancie Pants looked at his little dog, Que, licking his balls. He knew Que had no clue for what to do. But he knew Que would always beckon to his calls.

"So what to do?" wondered the shrew.

Then he growled, with his small fingers nervously drumming, "I must find some way to keep the new thread from coming!"

Then he got an idea. An awful idea. Lancie Pants got a wonderful, *awful* idea!

Lancie Pants exclaimed as he groaned and sat up alone in his bed, "I know just what to do! I'll make quick Lancie Pants posts and steal the new thread! Que can join in too as he has nothing better to spew!"

And so it was done. There was no more to do. The blurt thread was now his, and his little dog Que.

"Boo hoo, the blurters won't know what do do!" he was grinchily fapping. "They're finding out now that they have no thread coming! They're just finding out, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the blurters from the blurt thread will all cry, "Boo Hoo."

Then Lancie Pants looked at the GeeBee, and frowned at what he did see. It was a new blurt thread with his name, but something else too.

He hadn't stopped the blurting from coming, it came! Somehow or other... it came just the same.

Fah-who-forays, Dah-who-dorays, Welcome, blurt thread in Harry's name, bring your light. Fah-who forays, Dah-who dorays, Welcome in the cold, dark night. Welcome blurt thread, Fah-who-ramus. Welcome blurt thread, Dah-who-damus. Welcome blurt thread, while we stand. Heart to heart, and hand in hand.
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Pookie said:
The Lancie Pants Who Stole The Blurt Thread

Every blurter on the GeeBee liked the blurt thread a lot, but the Lancie Pants, who lived to the north - did not. The Lancie Pants hated the blurt thread - the whole blurting season. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his cock was two sizes too small.

But, whatever the reason, his heart or his little spurter, he stood there on the new blurt thread eve hating the blurters.

Lancie Pants stared down from his cave with a sour Lancie dread at the warm posts below in the nearly ended thread. For he knew that every blurter was busy now, while his life was near dead. For he knew every blurter in the blurt thread on the GeeBee page one, was busy now having fun, while he was having none.

"And they're smiling and laughing," he snarled with a sneer. "The new blurt thread, it's practically here!"

Lancie Pants knew what he feared was almost near, "Oh the posts! Oh the posts, posts, posts, posts! There's one thing I hate: oh the posts, posts, posts, posts!"

Lancie Pants looked at his little dog, Que, licking his balls. He knew Que had no clue for what to do. But he knew Que would always beckon to his calls.

"So what to do?" wondered the shrew.

Then he growled, with his small fingers nervously drumming, "I must find some way to keep the new thread from coming!"

Then he got an idea. An awful idea. Lancie Pants got a wonderful, *awful* idea!

Lancie Pants exclaimed as he groaned and sat up alone in his bed, "I know just what to do! I'll make quick Lancie Pants posts and steal the new thread! Que can join in too as he has nothing better to spew!"

And so it was done. There was no more to do. The blurt thread was now his, and his little dog Que.

"Boo hoo, the blurters won't know what do do!" he was grinchily fapping. "They're finding out now that they have no thread coming! They're just finding out, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the blurters from the blurt thread will all cry, "Boo Hoo."

Then Lancie Pants looked at the GeeBee, and frowned at what he did see. It was a new blurt thread with his name, but something else too.

He hadn't stopped the blurting from coming, it came! Somehow or other... it came just the same.

Fah-who-forays, Dah-who-dorays, Welcome, blurt thread in Harry's name, bring your light. Fah-who forays, Dah-who dorays, Welcome in the cold, dark night. Welcome blurt thread, Fah-who-ramus. Welcome blurt thread, Dah-who-damus. Welcome blurt thread, while we stand. Heart to heart, and hand in hand.
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http://blogs.staffs.ac.uk/student-blogs/files/2015/12/grinch.gif

:D
 
Sean said:
LOL. I just read the Guardian review of the final season and thought of you.
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the worst part is i have to get going soon and i've just been dicking around watching youtube all day.

oh well, it'll give me a reason to savor it.
 
Its taken almost 18 years but i finally have over 46000 posts

another 20 years and i will hit 50,000 or so
 
lovetoread said:
Its taken almost 18 years but i finally have over 46000 posts

another 20 years and i will hit 50,000 or so
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Congratulations! :D












A thread I created:

My next post on this thread will be my 10 001st (if I'm still here).

(my bold and size increase)
DMBFFF said:
Here's the way I figure it:

Today, as I start this thread, it's 2018 October 19 (here in Toronto)

According to my profile, I joined 2017 September 9


2018 October 19 - 2017 September 9 =
405 days


405 days I've been posting x 10 000 posts ÷ 1440 posts already =
2812.5 days


subtract 73 days left in 2018 =
2739.5

subtract the number of days in 2019 to 2025, or 2557 days =
182.5

subtract the number of days in first 6 months of 2026, or 181 =
1.5

add a day to 10 000 to make it 10 001 =
2.5


[size=+2]Thus, at this rate, I will again post in this thread on 2 or 3 of July 2026.[/size]

Hmmmm, I wonder if I'll still be here?
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well this has been a fun weekend so far - bro and sis in laws over yesterday day time visiting, H's son and d-i-l brought the two grandchildren (2 girls, smart as whips and so funny at 9 & 10) over to spend the night... pizza, popcorn, movies, internet, late night, early morning, hot chocolate, cold pizza, pecan waffles on the go, and lots of playing with the puppies :D
 
RocketLauncher said:
Holy shit! -33C, with wind chill -41C, on the Island. :eek:
Chilly willies indeed.
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It feels like -13F with the windchill, yet it’s snowing. We’re expected to hit -24F actual temps in the next couple of days. I’m guessing it’ll be a slow day at the shop.
 
Aglaopheme said:
It feels like -13F with the windchill, yet it’s snowing. We’re expected to hit -24F actual temps in the next couple of days. I’m guessing it’ll be a slow day at the shop.
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I'm coming to live where you are. Semi temperate weather and antiques. You're living my dream. :)
 
butters said:
well this has been a fun weekend so far - bro and sis in laws over yesterday day time visiting, H's son and d-i-l brought the two grandchildren (2 girls, smart as whips and so funny at 9 & 10) over to spend the night... pizza, popcorn, movies, internet, late night, early morning, hot chocolate, cold pizza, pecan waffles on the go, and lots of playing with the puppies :D
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Sounds like fun.
 
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