The Litties 2018 Interest

[AbsintheFather]

Or . . . I can kill the entire thing with a single post

 

[Sexybritches69]

Or . . . I can kill the entire thing with a single post

Lol I always feel like I do that.

Can I be the woman who photobombs everybody on the red carpet like the Fiji water girl did? But instead of holding a tray of water bottles, maybe I’ll hold a tray of lube or dildos or something.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Lol I always feel like I do that.

Can I be the woman who photobombs everybody on the red carpet like the Fiji water girl did? But instead of holding a tray of water bottles, maybe I’ll hold a tray of lube or dildos or something.

If you have a tray of lube and dildos you can be my DATE.

 

[Sexybritches69]

If you have a tray of lube and dildos you can be my DATE.

Woohoo! Now it’s a party!

 

[IhateClowns]

It really isn’t about what you’re wearing, rather how you wear it. Me personally, I prefer old school umbro shorts and a mesh tank top. I have inch long nipples and the holes allow them to breathe easier.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Lol I always feel like I do that.

Can I be the woman who photobombs everybody on the red carpet like the Fiji water girl did? But instead of holding a tray of water bottles, maybe I’ll hold a tray of lube or dildos or something.

I think a blue V-neck t-shirt and an "I voted" sticker will get attention. Trust me.

By the way: "Threadkiller of the Year" should be a category. I nominate me.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm sure Dee will be there.

I saw that.

You think of me when you think of strap-ons?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I nominate this thread as "Best Personal Ad"

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1484531

 

[WiserSoutherner]

....... (sorry all)

 

[Ask For More]

It really isn’t about what you’re wearing, rather how you wear it. Me personally, I prefer old school umbro shorts and a mesh tank top. I have inch long nipples and the holes allow them to breathe easier.

How do you get around the problem of nipple chafing?

Asking for a friend.

 

[JennyNo1]

How do you get around the problem of nipple chafing?

Asking for a friend.

I imagine he uses something like this:

https://p.globalsources.com/IMAGES/PDT/B1078873065/Nipple-Covers.jpg

Note how the chains give it a touch of glamour for formal occasions.

 

[Sexybritches69]

I imagine he uses something like this:

https://p.globalsources.com/IMAGES/PDT/B1078873065/Nipple-Covers.jpg

Note how the chains give it a touch of glamour for formal occasions.

And it’s a handy place to keep your keys! (No pockets in that outfit, I assume).

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I wear glasses and have an official-looking briefcase. I'd be glad to RP the accountant who offers a sense of legitimacy to the event.

That is as long as I get to hang out in the Green Room with the leggy models in long dresses who carry the awards around.

Don't forget your pocket protector.

Lol I always feel like I do that.

Can I be the woman who photobombs everybody on the red carpet like the Fiji water girl did? But instead of holding a tray of water bottles, maybe I’ll hold a tray of lube or dildos or something.

You could also wear a set of nipple cams to catch all the action "up front".

You think of me when you think of strap-ons?

Nope. When I hear "free ludes".

But if you behave, I'll wear my little holiday elf thong you love so much.

 

[numeniusa]

I nominate DGO for the Lifetime Achievement award. Onwards and upwards...

 

[IhateClowns]

So let's talk award categories. Suggestions?

 

[hotwords229_A]

So let's talk award categories. Suggestions?

There is no way I could ever take part in an event like this. It is too divisive, exclusionary and subjective.
Unless I win. Then I'm in and the competition can lick their tears off my balls.

I suggest:

Best Am Pic thread
Best Erotic Pic thread
Funniest thread
Most Humourous Poster Male/Female
Best AV Male/Female
Most Surprising Profile Pic Male/Female

More to come . . .

 

[Sexybritches69]

Most creative/interesting signature
Best voice
Biggest flirt
Most talented

 

[barefootgirl69]

I nominate this thread as "Best Personal Ad"

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1484531

So let's talk award categories. Suggestions?

I still suggest this.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Most Entertaining Thread
Most Encouraging Litster
Litster You Most Want a PM From

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I still suggest this.

Lol nominated and approved

 

[jasonmason]

As usual, I’m a little late to the party, but I am interested

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

So let's talk award categories. Suggestions?

Litster most named in the Litster I miss thread

Litster who's pissed off the most Litsters

Litster who loves to please women the most

I'd say the Litster most mentioned in the Dear Litster thread, but nobody ever names names...

The most post-a-holic Litster (Done got old)

The fastest A/V changing Litster (Tonguelust)

Cowslinger wants to be nominated for The Nicest, but I think Corbal will give him a real serious run for his money.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Best moderator? I mean there’s a wide pool of qualified candidates.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Best moderator? I mean there’s a wide pool of qualified candidates.

or the Litster who closes the most threads,

 

[Wife of Bath]

or the Litster who closes the most threads,

Also a wide pool of candidates. I mean, c’mon, that’s anyone’s game.