The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[butters]

They are so darn adorable, butters!

Puppies make me smile. So cute, Butters.

yes, yes they are

H is off down the hill right now, messing about in his dressing gown by the pond i think he must be planning war strategies on the fire ants as he looks to have some long stick he's poking stuff with....

 

[NHKitty]

Awwww what cute puppies!

Unrelated, I don’t think they *got* it.

 

[HarryHill]

Ant war: Winter offensive, operation fire and ice

 

[lovetoread]

it seems i am gonna get a lot of snow this weekend

its gonna be freezing too

might need someone to come cuddle me until the end of next week

 

[thør]

Ant war: Winter offensive, operation fire and ice

No molten aluminum?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

It feels like I'm peeling up my scapula and massaging underneath of it; it hurts so good. Fuck yes. So happy these knots are moving.

I slept on my neck/shoulders wonky the other night.

 

[adrina]

It feels like I'm peeling up my scapula and massaging underneath of it; it hurts so good. Fuck yes. So happy these knots are moving.

I slept on my neck/shoulders wonky the other night.

Me too. I had a bitch of a headache from it yesterday and last night. I'm feeling bruisy now but I'll use the icy gel pacs later. At least the freakin' headache is gone.

 

[runsilent]

Why did I know a thread this long would no longer be about squishing. I like squishing.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Me too. I had a bitch of a headache from it yesterday and last night. I'm feeling bruisy now but I'll use the icy gel pacs later. At least the freakin' headache is gone.

Ah, I never got as far as a headache, thankfully. I did have to quell my instinct to drag my shoulder against door jambs as I came across them. It's a good self massage in a pinch.

 

[Que]

Ah, I never got as far as a headache, thankfully. I did have to quell my instinct to drag my shoulder against door jambs as I came across them. It's a good self massage in a pinch.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pkHyRTlXwkY

 

[thør]

Ah, I never got as far as a headache, thankfully. I did have to quell my instinct to drag my shoulder against door jambs as I came across them. It's a good self massage in a pinch.

I have welded steel door frames at work. Nice for a rub or to stand under during an earthquake.

 

[adrina]

Ah, I never got as far as a headache, thankfully. I did have to quell my instinct to drag my shoulder against door jambs as I came across them. It's a good self massage in a pinch.

Tennis balls too. Great for shoulders and lower back and butt.

 

[Que]

Why did I know a thread this long would no longer be about squishing. I like squishing.

"No thread on the GB survives first contact" -Helmuth von Moltke

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I have welded steel door frames at work. Nice for a rub or to stand under during an earthquake.

OSHA approved.

Tennis balls too. Great for shoulders and lower back and butt.

Yasss. The tennis ball is one of my favorites. I was just using one of those cloth balls you can heat up as rolling it along my shoulders. Ugh, so good.

 

[thør]

OSHA approved.

Not really.

But they are damn nice.

 

[adrina]

OSHA approved.



Yasss. The tennis ball is one of my favorites. I was just using one of those cloth balls you can heat up as rolling it along my shoulders. Ugh, so good.

A heat up cloth ball? That sounds awesome.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

it seems i am gonna get a lot of snow this weekend

its gonna be freezing too

Gonna drop snow trou around six tomorry, then switch up to rain and then Mr. Freeze is gonna let loose his inner drunk to turn it all to ice on Monday. Ain't lookin' forward to that shit at all. Lotta sidewalks and curbs don't get properly cleared by the city 'round here.

 

[von_Bismarck]

"No thread on the GB survives first contact" -Helmuth von Moltke

"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transexual Transylvania." -Dr. Frank N. Furter

 

[Emerson40]

It’s no Thermomix.

Truth, Lustrous One.



Close, but no hot wet rice.

 

[lovetoread]

Gonna drop snow trou around six tomorry, then switch up to rain and then Mr. Freeze is gonna let loose his inner drunk to turn it all to ice on Monday. Ain't lookin' forward to that shit at all. Lotta sidewalks and curbs don't get properly cleared by the city 'round here.

up to 11 inches and then 6 hours of ice

 

[Saint Peter]

I'd eat your chops, St Pete.*

You will not be disappointed!

*Note to Nutcastrate: I'm talking food, mate.

Oh.

 

[Saint Peter]

up to 11 inches and then 6 hours of ice

Damn!

This is a shitty time for the truck to be complaining about going in and out of 4X4.

 

[Sean]

What attracts me to writing about certain places is the feeling of reality being up for grabs. In the 1990s my mum spotted a life-size model of Doctor Who’s dog K9 in a comic shop in Belfast. She inquired about buying it, but the owner apologised and said he had to close up for the night because the IRA had kidnapped his wife and he had to go and pay their ransom. My mum just shrugged and asked if he would be open in the morning and he said, sure, he would. It was only once we were on the ferry with K-9 in the back of the car that we looked at each other like, “What just happened?” In Belfast it had seemed normal. But as soon as you are out of its reach it’s like a different planet, where different rules apply.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/jan/19/david-keenan-made-in-belfast?CMP=twt_gu

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

A heat up cloth ball? That sounds awesome.

Yeah, it's cloth with some kind of beads in it and essential oils. Heat or freeze. It's been lovely

 

[silver gurl]

Snow is coming. Bitter cold, so it will be a non ice event.