The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[lovetoread]

hah, the little town that i live in has made it onto mysteries at the museum

i feel almost famous

 

[Dr. Groove]

Perhaps we’ll be down your way next time.




I dig the koi. I bet you can find a pattern that is similar.

I hope so!

 

[Emerson40]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/ec49e7e84494a98347427028ba30b01b/tumblr_pkxaw2Gqwq1ukcgfmo1_500.jpg

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50011255_10156923664322346_7487442583338090496_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=42919f7cd7a0ceebc6692a89172d6fce&oe=5CBC27D0

 

[toeskr]

No, we want her to continue degrading herself!

Have you ever seen her full body pics making the rounds?

Best to not have anything in your stomach.

I guess I haven't seen those. Ltr is Luking pretty full and healthy though. No meals missed there or trying to reduce the carbon footprint. Sean must be feeding her well. Are him and Harry owners of a great ol US of A meatpacking and buttershop co op?

If it is inner city, that would be a bonus for the lefties.

 

[toeskr]

Adrina’s calves and thalidomide toes (minus the shit tub), suggests she is not missing any meals either.

Kudos to all the good old lit bois for helping with her caulk job though.

Those guys are always helpful engineering a fix for these gals, in spite of what their wives think.

 

[toeskr]

Dear idiot, that was a joke about the shut down and working for the private sector. But thanks for your unwelcomed comment.

It’s the GB, you’re welcome to be an asswipe and wrong at the same time, it’s accepted here.

Dear other idiot, you are what everyone calls bragadocious.

It the gb, so keep on pretending that anyone fucking cares.

I accept you from a great distance. Have a great day! You are welcome.

 

[toeskr]

so excited - gonna make that rug as my new project, but i can't start till i decide on a design. sooo many possibilities it's hard to decide!

Make it HUGE like a tub of sourcream.

 

[toeskr]

Tiny, bloody penile matter included.

Edit to include knob.

 

[Saint Peter]

screaming at the world


from the safety of Mom's basement

 

[Notcastor]

I guess I haven't seen those. Ltr is Luking pretty full and healthy though. No meals missed there or trying to reduce the carbon footprint. Sean must be feeding her well. Are him and Harry owners of a great ol US of A meatpacking and buttershop co op?

If it is inner city, that would be a bonus for the lefties.

No? She’s a fucking tub of goo. She’d need a cane soon for steps, that obese.

Yes, ltr has definitely ballooned, bigly.

 

[toeskr]

No? She’s a fucking tub of goo. She’d need a cane soon for steps, that obese.

Yes, ltr has definitely ballooned, bigly.

Yes, how can an av be so small but yet so large?

 

[Notcastor]

Its like the Caramilk Mystery, i suppose.

Hey, did i tell you about my big toe?

 

[toeskr]

Its like the Caramilk Mystery, i suppose.

Hey, did i tell you about my big toe?

The one that got lodged in luk's mom's ass?

 

[toeskr]

Congressional.

I think an engineer is screaming at us. Not the type of engineer I talk to on a daily basis though. Mine, you better pay attention to.

 

[Notcastor]

Huh? No, my big toenail fell off.

 

[toeskr]

Huh? No, my big toenail fell off.

I told you to stay away from her.

 

[toeskr]

That tub is dangerous!

 

[Notcastor]

I don’t think it was an STD, i think the nail was fractured during “vigorous activity”.

Anyway ...it just fell off. I have it in my jewellery box.

 

[toeskr]

I don’t think it was an STD, i think the nail was fractured during “vigorous activity”.

Anyway ...it just fell off. I have it in my jewellery box.

She will want it on a necklace for intimate memories.

 

[Notcastor]

She will want it on a necklace for intimate memories.

Exactly. It has a lovely hue, much like Mother of Pearl.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

The best part of waking up early is drifting back to sleep, cuddled and warm under the blankets.

 

[toeskr]

Exactly. It has a lovely hue, much like Mother of Pearl.

I did not know that was her name. You are way more smooth than I. I rarely get names. Pretty informal, luk's mom, kowbois mom. They all run together.

Fair well for a while. I must rest before I have to listen to a legitimate engineer that doesn't reside in his mother's basement, for the love of pete.

 

[Notcastor]

The best part of waking up early is drifting back to sleep, cuddled and warm under the blankets.

Don’t be coy; you’re here to see the toe.

 

[phantom4533]

Does making coffee count as an upper body workout? I mean, I’m up, so I think it should.