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[Joxlrg]

How hard is it to find M cup bras??

 

[lax_er_19]

well yes while the excessive gravitational pull of my enormous tits does cause the universe to revolve around my home, the great USA, we also know strong gravitational pulls actually create a great empty space, thus the creation of bumblefuck. how does that excuse sound? yeah, I haven't really had my coffee yet, but I am trying to come up with slightly humorous bullshit to explain america as the center of the universe coupled with bumblefuck. I really am trying.


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So we have creationism, and the Big Bang theory...I am way more into the Big Boob Theory of bumblefuckian development theories!

 

[Todger65]

so yippie, whatever the fuck I want wednesday.....mmmm fun.

http://i.imgur.com/mDjleT7.gif

Just bounce those in my direction

 

[wickedpanda]

so yippie, whatever the fuck I want wednesday.....mmmm fun.

http://i.imgur.com/mDjleT7.gif

OK Justa you did the best come back ever with those busty girls of yours!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

How hard is it to find M cup bras??

Well in all honesty, number 1 I am not sure yet last bra shopping was or Ls, number 2, I after looking at the pictures and video, I am actually pretty sure I need to be in a 36N US not M.

http://i.imgur.com/X8ZLSlvm.jpg


ok, so first, we see the obvious cup cutting in some up top, not awful but signs we have a cup that is simply too small. as we continue looking down, we see the gore isn't tacking up top, which is a sign something is wrong, but also the gore isn't tacking on the bottom. I am obviously wearing a bra with too small a cup size and too large a band to correct for the small cup. this is very proven by an easily successful titty drop later in that video. this means stress is likely being placed on my shoulders and back when it shouldn't be. this bra is a US 38L, so UK 38

however, we can also see the underwire locations are hitting correctly, going down a band size, I risk narrowing the cups, but going up cup sizes, will probably widen them, often too much, then too wide a gore, underwire hitting further back. also my torso isn't very long, especially for my height. so I need to figure out the correct size (likely 36N), but I also need narrow and deep cups, medium to short underwire, especially on the sides, and a narrow gore. bras are not only about the size. I mean I guess if smaller and they aren't really doing a lot of work, maybe those women can get away without, but bras have so many parts that go to fit besides size.

even worse is the fact that I really prefer t-shirt bras. at this point I am confident I have gone 100% past the possibility of a t-shirt bra, I don't even think I could find one in the size.

I will likely start with Freya, as the have a tendency to have the short underwire, narrow gore, deep narrow cup. They are UK sizing so I will probably order a 36J and a 36JJ because my measurements say J but my pictures look like 36JJ. I will order from somewhere with a better return policy. I will then find the closest to best fit, then I will take measurements of the bra. see there are places where hundreds of thousands of women take detailed measurements of every bra they try on to build a database.

so i will take measurements of the band unstretch and stretched, the cup width, depth, height. The wire length, the gore width, the gore height, the wing height, strap width, band width. I will first upload all this to the site, with pictures and details on bras manufacturer and model as to add for future users. I will then take the almost correct bra, and think what would make it correct, tweak those measurements, and search the database, which will hopefully spit out a couple of options that other women had captured. then I will look for those.

the ass kickers in general are yeah, I think I passed t-shirt bra, like i will simply not find one. Freya which is often my go to because of wings and gores and height and width and depth, stops in a K I think, so I have realistically 3 years most likely before I exceeded their options. Sometimes I can get lucky and find a panache, once even a curvy kate (who tends to be wide shallow cups mostly), sometimes a goddess.

next kicker is they few that spit out, I will likely not find them on sale, so now the most expensive part of my outfit is the part that no one sees.

and final is, it will only be the perfect fitting bra for a little. again my weight fluctuates. but on top is my boobs take the majority of the weight gain, but have very limited weight loss. so even if I go back to the exact same weight, the bra will never be correctly fitting again, because I will have gained a cup size or two at the exact same weight.

so how hard is it to find bras? well a lot better than without the internet. I could never walk into any store anywhere I have ever been in the US and actually just buy a bra. can't be done. my US size actually isn't made, period. hence shopping UK. if other women didn't struggle with all the other portions too, and thus try to design databases and global participation, I'd probably go through 30 or 40 UK bras, shipping back and forth, before I found one. Now I will probably succeed in about 5 I hope.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So we have creationism, and the Big Bang theory...I am way more into the Big Boob Theory of bumblefuckian development theories!

haha, I wonder if that will get covered in school books someday

Just bounce those in my direction

they kind of bounce where ever they want, but I can try

OK Justa you did the best come back ever with those busty girls of yours!

well thanks. coming going coming going up down up down.

 

[Joxlrg]

Ive heard thatt bra shopping/finding can be difficult. I have a friend that is an F cup. She says she has a hard tine finding them as well!!
Thanks for your response. I had NO idea it was that difficult!!

 

[WoodenVibrator]

You know what’s nice? Your breasts. I mean, other stuff, too, but given the subject matter of this thread...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ive heard thatt bra shopping/finding can be difficult. I have a friend that is an F cup. She says she has a hard tine finding them as well!!
Thanks for your response. I had NO idea it was that difficult!!

well again worlds better than it was. even back in the day, a 32G was near impossible to find. sure I could go somewhere and find a 38G or 32D but yeah, it was impossible to find larger "common" cup sizes on smaller bands

You know what’s nice? Your breasts. I mean, other stuff, too, but given the subject matter of this thread...

aw well thanks. Though the subject matter of this thread is not appreciating my tits, it is appreciating my oh so sweet and fucking classy personality, damn it.

 

[k_m_d_]

If Bumblefuck is the middle of nowhere, isn't East Bumblefuck, by definition, closer to somewhere? :thinking:

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If Bumblefuck is the middle of nowhere, isn't East Bumblefuck, by definition, closer to somewhere? :thinking:

i guess, specifically I live in central north east bumblefuck florida. you can find it on the map, just keep looking.

 

[k_m_d_]

I'll start driving south on I-75, you tell me when to make a left.

 

[WoodenVibrator]

aw well thanks. Though the subject matter of this thread is not appreciating my tits, it is appreciating my oh so sweet and fucking classy personality, damn it.

Yes. That too.

 

[scotluvsoral]

Well in all honesty, number 1 I am not sure yet last bra shopping was or Ls, number 2, I after looking at the pictures and video, I am actually pretty sure I need to be in a 36N US not M.

http://i.imgur.com/X8ZLSlvm.jpg


ok, so first, we see the obvious cup cutting in some up top, not awful but signs we have a cup that is simply too small. as we continue looking down, we see the gore isn't tacking up top, which is a sign something is wrong, but also the gore isn't tacking on the bottom. I am obviously wearing a bra with too small a cup size and too large a band to correct for the small cup. this is very proven by an easily successful titty drop later in that video. this means stress is likely being placed on my shoulders and back when it shouldn't be. this bra is a US 38L, so UK 38

however, we can also see the underwire locations are hitting correctly, going down a band size, I risk narrowing the cups, but going up cup sizes, will probably widen them, often too much, then too wide a gore, underwire hitting further back. also my torso isn't very long, especially for my height. so I need to figure out the correct size (likely 36N), but I also need narrow and deep cups, medium to short underwire, especially on the sides, and a narrow gore. bras are not only about the size. I mean I guess if smaller and they aren't really doing a lot of work, maybe those women can get away without, but bras have so many parts that go to fit besides size.

even worse is the fact that I really prefer t-shirt bras. at this point I am confident I have gone 100% past the possibility of a t-shirt bra, I don't even think I could find one in the size.

I will likely start with Freya, as the have a tendency to have the short underwire, narrow gore, deep narrow cup. They are UK sizing so I will probably order a 36J and a 36JJ because my measurements say J but my pictures look like 36JJ. I will order from somewhere with a better return policy. I will then find the closest to best fit, then I will take measurements of the bra. see there are places where hundreds of thousands of women take detailed measurements of every bra they try on to build a database.

so i will take measurements of the band unstretch and stretched, the cup width, depth, height. The wire length, the gore width, the gore height, the wing height, strap width, band width. I will first upload all this to the site, with pictures and details on bras manufacturer and model as to add for future users. I will then take the almost correct bra, and think what would make it correct, tweak those measurements, and search the database, which will hopefully spit out a couple of options that other women had captured. then I will look for those.

the ass kickers in general are yeah, I think I passed t-shirt bra, like i will simply not find one. Freya which is often my go to because of wings and gores and height and width and depth, stops in a K I think, so I have realistically 3 years most likely before I exceeded their options. Sometimes I can get lucky and find a panache, once even a curvy kate (who tends to be wide shallow cups mostly), sometimes a goddess.

next kicker is they few that spit out, I will likely not find them on sale, so now the most expensive part of my outfit is the part that no one sees.

and final is, it will only be the perfect fitting bra for a little. again my weight fluctuates. but on top is my boobs take the majority of the weight gain, but have very limited weight loss. so even if I go back to the exact same weight, the bra will never be correctly fitting again, because I will have gained a cup size or two at the exact same weight.

so how hard is it to find bras? well a lot better than without the internet. I could never walk into any store anywhere I have ever been in the US and actually just buy a bra. can't be done. my US size actually isn't made, period. hence shopping UK. if other women didn't struggle with all the other portions too, and thus try to design databases and global participation, I'd probably go through 30 or 40 UK bras, shipping back and forth, before I found one. Now I will probably succeed in about 5 I hope.

I remember my wife going through the exact process you described and how it could be maddening, frustrating and sometimes a little humiliating. She ended up having a breast reduction because of those factors and the headaches that came with poorly fitting bras not supporting her properly. I really enjoy viewing your lovely boobs, but feel bad about some of the inherent difficulties with having breasts like yours. I am a genuine fan!!

 

[Joxlrg]

Wow.. Them SouthWest Bumblefuckians must be real assholes.. Why would they exclude themselves from your fine neighborhood??

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'll start driving south on I-75, you tell me when to make a left.

left right before it becomes nothing. and drive further into nothing

Yes. That too.

I remember my wife going through the exact process you described and how it could be maddening, frustrating and sometimes a little humiliating. She ended up having a breast reduction because of those factors and the headaches that came with poorly fitting bras not supporting her properly. I really enjoy viewing your lovely boobs, but feel bad about some of the inherent difficulties with having breasts like yours. I am a genuine fan!!

I suspect I will some day be there. people have commented, slipped me plastic surgeons business cards, etc, been told the standard our insurance sets to cover (which I triple lol) but honestly they don't really bother me yet. I kind of like them. no matter what I always have sort of pockets haha. I can sneak all sorts of things into the movies too

Wow.. Them SouthWest Bumblefuckians must be real assholes.. Why would they exclude themselves from your fine neighborhood??

they are. Florida is really 2 different states, orlando is the cut off. north of orlando is one type, orlando and south is another.

 

[scotluvsoral]

I suspect I will some day be there. people have commented, slipped me plastic surgeons business cards, etc, been told the standard our insurance sets to cover (which I triple lol) but honestly they don't really bother me yet. I kind of like them. no matter what I always have sort of pockets haha. I can sneak all sorts of things into the movies too

And they are wonderful attention grabbers! Love your attitude, Justa!

 

[wickedpanda]

I'm thinking Justa's boobs size is Perfection , drooling wolf whistling, erection causing , heart racing twin beauties on a very curvy lady we all want in our beds.......oh now I see why they have Bra size's easier to shop for.....learned me something and saw some sweet tits....what a great day.

 

[jcED8723]

Just learned alot about bras!

Now the same gif without bra?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And they are wonderful attention grabbers! Love your attitude, Justa!

yeah, they can be a distraction, and hold things too

I'm thinking Justa's boobs size is Perfection , drooling wolf whistling, erection causing , heart racing twin beauties on a very curvy lady we all want in our beds.......oh now I see why they have Bra size's easier to shop for.....learned me something and saw some sweet tits....what a great day.

ah thanks. yes look at me being educational too

Just learned alot about bras!

Now the same gif without bra?

welcome to Justa's class on bra shopping for the big titty girls.

Would you like part two where I complete the titty drop

 

[jcED8723]

welcome to Justa's class on bra shopping for the big titty girls.

Would you like part two where I complete the titty drop

Yes please

 

[Joxlrg]

We better stand back. Those things could be lethal when dropped!!

 

[WoodenVibrator]

yeah, they can be a distraction, and hold things too



ah thanks. yes look at me being educational too



welcome to Justa's class on bra shopping for the big titty girls.

Would you like part two where I complete the titty drop

Do it! Do it! Do it!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

ok, even slow motioned it for yall.

and hurricane force wind gust were seen in bumblefuck florida for no known reason, story at 11

http://i.imgur.com/e8ppZ6T.gif

 

[Adre]

And elsewhere, partly cloudy with total erections.