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[Hornblende]

The previous thread has been closed for being too successful . Last poster was barefootgirl69:

Stephanie was fun after rum
And loved a sharp spank on the bum
She often would wiggle
her tush, and then giggle

 

[barefootgirl69]

Stephanie was fun after rum
And loved a sharp spank on the bum
She often would wiggle
her tush, and then giggle
The sting made it hard to keep mum

 

[Hornblende]

Stephanie was fun after rum
And loved a sharp spank on the bum
She often would wiggle
her tush, and then giggle
The sting made it hard to keep mum

A prominent bulge in his pants

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

A prominent bulge in his pants
Made it difficult for him to dance

 

[Hornblende]

A prominent bulge in his pants
Made it difficult for him to dance
She pulled him in close

 

[AbsintheFather]

A prominent bulge in his pants
Made it difficult for him to dance
She pulled him in close
To grind on his hose

 

[Hornblende]

A prominent bulge in his pants
Made it difficult for him to dance
She pulled him in close
To grind on his hose
How sweet a display of romance

 

[Jenaus]

Sal wasn't much of a swinger

 

[Sanadack]

Sal wasn't much of a swinger
But wished for a group humdingers

 

[Hornblende]

Sal wasn't much of a swinger
But wished for a group of humdingers
She sat in the lobby

 

[AbsintheFather]

Sal wasn't much of a swinger
But wished for a group of humdingers
She sat in the lobby
Waiting with Bobbi

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Sal wasn't that much of a swinger
But wished for a group of humdingers.
She sat in the lobby
Waiting with Bobbi.
She needn't have begged that she bring her.

 

[Adre]

Ted went for a swim in the pool

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Ted went for a swim in the pool.
Naked, he then acted the fool

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Ted went for a swim in the pool.
Naked, he then acted the fool
Leaped off the high board

 

[Adre]

Ted went for a swim in the pool.
Naked, he then acted the fool
Leaped off the high board
While gripping his ‘sword’

 

[barefootgirl69]

She sat naked on the hot sand

 

[jp55665566]

She sat naked on the hot sand

She sat naked upon the hot sand
And coddled his penis in her hand

 

[HBergeron]

She sat naked upon the hot sand
And coddled his penis in her hand
Her lips descended

 

[Hornblende]

She sat naked upon the hot sand
And coddled his penis in her hand
Her lips descended
His cock was befriended

 

[LadyJS]

She sat naked upon the hot sand
And coddled his penis in her hand
Her lips descended
His cock was befriended
His orgasm was a sight quite grand

 

[Hornblende]

She said "Now it's my turn to cum!"

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

She said "Now it's my turn to cum!"
Her clitoris looked like a beach plum

 

[weespanner]

She said "Now it's my turn to cum!"
Her clitoris looked like a beach plum
All swollen and pink

 

[LadyJS]

She said "Now it's my turn to cum!"
Her clitoris looked like a beach plum
All swollen and pink
She gave a sly wink