Justadesperatewifeandmom
digital demi-god
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- Aug 6, 2017
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Good to see you again!
Thank you. I think I am enjoying being back.
Hook me up with the last girl crush and maybe we can reach a deal.
I haven't talked to her since she moved. I still see the one before that though, and she got even hotter. Was this uber sweet naive chick, turned 30, lost he mind, cut all of her hair off (she is hot enough to pull off trendy model cut) got a nose ring, tattoos, so now she went from sweet hot to hardcore hot, and yeah, I love hardcore hot. She is still painfully naive though. And there is my other girl crush, but I find it confusing. She is a hardcore lesbian, and looks like a very hot man, so i view my girl crush as a man i want screw and not as a woman i want to hang around drinking too much wine with, so yeah, it is very confusing.
Hey Justa! Nice to see you!
ETA - okay, I just read your massive update and I am both amused by and jealous of your Cricut adventures! It sounds like you've spent your time away trying very hard to behave like a "proper" 40-year-old mom. So...did you enjoy any of it?
Thanks. Well I do love shopping. If I am not getting off, I am probably spending money. But yes I do enjoy my cricut. I am still like a kid at christmas with her new toy. Explore air, best of the cheapies. Though if I actually believed I'd keep up the hobby, i would go with the maker. But I never stick with crafty shit.
Yeah, it would be great for lazy people like us. More time for fucking, am I right!?
Maybe you just need to make the special bow. I'll be the gift that keeps on giving, heh.
Anything that provides more fucking time is a good thing.
Oh now if we want me to make bows, I don't know. My sewing machine, well I only sew with brown thread, because brown was in the installed bobbin, and when it runs out I am going to have to go to my local Facebook buy sell trade group and be all 'I live by Tonys (Tony is a valid navigational point in east bumblefuck, Tony actually moved away like 2 years ago, but everyone knew Tony so it still works) anyway I live by Tonys, $10 to the first person to come over and thread my bobbin" then I might end up in some sort of solicitation scandal. And well
I think I have cherry licorice rope. I coukd tie a bow. Hell I've made a thong with it and a fruit roll up before, so pretty sure I could make a yummy bow.