Justa Redux. Still nothing to see, is a redux ever better than the original

[Joxlrg]

Bump

Please come back to us.. Its a whole New Year

 

[quickshadow]

Hey everyone I hear from the lovely lady. She is well but on a break. I told she is missed.

old borg fred

Happy new year sweet lady

 

[Shyguy1369]

I hope you had a great New Year celebration. Know that you are missed, and cared for. Hopefully you will be able to return in 2019
((HUGGLES))

 

[wickedpanda]

2019 needs our Busty IT girl back, feel better Justa your missed.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh wow, i have been a way a while. thank you all for the kind thoughts. i will start sifting though my thread, though my mailbox is a lost cause lol.

so what has Justa been doing the past 3 months. well absolutely nothing exciting, though maybe some loose success in being an upstanding normal member of society or some shit.

let me see, October. I pretty much gave up all attempts at pretending to be a hip young chick, so my hair has completely faded to a natural color and I haven't worn anything but yoga pants since october. I like my yoga pants. Have still given up on doing my nails as well lol. I don't know maybe someday I will brave trying to test the different products slowly in limited quantities.

My family were spiders for halloween, costumes my son requested and I executed. sorry no sexy shots of boobs attached to 8 legs or any such crap. about all I have are pictures of the kid and a shot of my makeup job.

got a giant inflatable dragon to add to my halloween decor, and yeah, you know I totally put a Santa hat on it and added it to my christmas deor, because I am that neighbor. yup, have several of the star showers too, so my christmas decorating style is what I like to call Christmas Puke (Ya know, christmas came and threw up on my house) But my santa dragon is still fucking spectacular.

made a traditional thanksgiving meal, even required the kid to wear pants at the table. look at me being all fancy and shit.

went back to my bored moms club with our yoga pants, yankee candles, pumpkin spice, instantpots, kohl's plush throws, and Targets. A whole hell of a lot of discount shopping was done. Poor Poor Jeff Bezos and the soon to be very rich very single x mrs bezos. (hum wonder what she is up to). I will also admit to being a instantpot trader and preferring my $4 sous vide machine (thanks Jeff). Also, I am not all that big in to Yankee candles either, but yes I did buy a couple from the bed bath and beyond clearance, and yeah some were pumpkin spice.

Anyway much time with my bored moms club, much much money spent, and I got all crafty and pinteresty and shit too. made huge santa bags so I had to wrap virtually nothing. Made an awesome advent calendar from a shoe organizer. Made hubby a craft beer calendar (the boys at ABC liquor were so great and very helpful in my quest to find 25 different unique craft beers. seriously A plus customer service). Kid and I made many christmas cookies, from scratch. cut out sugar cookies, almond spritz cookies, chocolate chip cookies. Made with with my new $10 stand mixer (thanks Jeff). of course, I ate most of them before christmas, so we made more.

Bored moms club got a ton of free luggage (thanks Jeff), of course then our luggage arrives and we all realize that we have know idea how we could actually use luggage. I mean sure, one or two pieces we could use to pack away the fancy clothes that we never wear in the back of the closet, but then what. so if your social media buy sell and trade groups got flooded with luggage, yup bored mom's club. Lord and Taylor has some awesome coupon stacking, so free flannel pajamas all around, bored moms everywhere wearing boring but warm designer flannel pajama's.

Bought a cricut for hubby to give to me for christmas, so I have been having fun cutting and vinyling all things. new year's kid and I made many different donuts from scratch. deep frying fattening sugar loaded food, yum. kid was in bed by 8, hubby by 10. I finished the first bottle of wine I have had in 3 months while watching the ball drop on tv, and cutting vinyl to vinyl all things. used vinyl as a stencil to use a dremel to etch a pretty design in that bottle for really no reason at all.

So yeah, I guess my holidays boil down to, for christmas I got a cricut and I got fat lol.

Today, I am sitting at work in my yoga pants, my big baggy sweater, canvas ballet shoes, my normal hair and accessories devoid of all color, sober, talking with my bored moms club about how good the 90% target clearance was, why Trump is a giant douche today, how improvements is 70% off, walmart legos are 50% off, walgreens and cvs christmas has hit 75% off, theorizing when barnes and noble $2 day will be, laughing with a bored mom who is so bored, she has made a box decorated with penis drawings in the middle off her office and installed a speaker into the aforementioned box, so her penis box is now blast Rammstein in the middle of her office (cube farm), while another bored mom in an office elsewhere in the united states as just set up an dome tent in the middle of her office (also really a cube farm) and is hiding in the aforementioned tent, while i am drinking my peppermint mocha coffee (pumpkin spice is out), looking if I can find a good way to use $70 off $300, 20% off, on top of bed bath and beyonds clearance, and seeing the disposable plastic lid to the fruit plate in our office, and get all excited thinking hey I can use the cricut to cut that into ornate bugs and shit, then the kid and I can color them, then I can bake them, ya know shrinky dinks.

so yeah, I sit here 40, old, boring, fat, plain, sober, "normal", broke , and the because excitement this week is a strange woman's penis music box and garbage I can decorate. yippie adulting.

so yeah, I thought i'd stop in. boy, this place does really draw in the "in" crowd, doesn't it, lol.

but I don't have a tent, or a box to decorate with penises (or should plural of penises be peni, penii, penes) fuck it. i don't have anything interesting in my cube, so boring comfy sweater cube cleavage shot.

http://i.imgur.com/sLSeLP3m.jpg

and more off topic, the fact that I cleary know so little about penises, including the correct plural reminds me of a funny bored moms group conversation like 2 weeks ago. one woman shared that her husband has told her he is uncircumcised but she looked at a book and she really thinks he is. this leads to great discussion of her describing her husbands penis in detail and several hundred bored moms trying to decide her circumcision debate. Now, in her defense, it turns out she has never seen another mans penis in person besides her husband's. however what is funny is how many of us bored mom's admit our knowledge is lacking. including myself. and I am one of the old bored moms (again 40). plus i am quite sure I have seen a fairly substantial number of penises, especially compared to some of the young chicks. tried to make a list of all the men I have been with a year or so ago, and it is probably fairly accurate even with things like "van guy", but yeah, there are like 9 question mark guys. oh, come on, you know like ok, you wake up naked next to a naked man, but don't remember, that probably goes into they yes pile. but ok, what about waking up in a bra and panties, or his shirt and panties, or the other passed out chick's dress, what then. or naked in a sheet, but it is beautifully fashioned into a completely perfect toga, with a belt and everything. where does one put that? Also, of the ones I fully remember, like I am 95% sure I have never been with an uncircumcised man (not surprising given my age and location) but the truth is, most of my experience is my younger years, and all penises were always erect by the time they appeared. hell they were honestly always erect in general. like I swear even if I was hanging out with a naked guy for hours, and we just woke up, it was simply erect. I can not recall being in the presence of a non erect penis until hubby. I never really gave erections much thought. I just spent my life assuming penises simply always looked like that when outside of pants. there was actually much giggling by me the day my husband let me explore his flacid penis and ask questions. sweet guy putting up with his silly drunk girlfriend. I remember being especially amused by how if I ran my hand up his thigh, it just sort of moved towards my hand all on its own. yes that amused me greatly.

anyway, the point was I was surprised at how many educated experienced women admit to penis knowledge deficits and also how many of us can't parallel park or give a remotely accurate guess of how many inches something is by simply looking at it. it was very surprising.

Anyway. merry christmas, happy new year, missed you, sorry I vanished, and whatever crap society dictates one is supposed to say in this situation. can't say I am back, I have no idea. all I can say is then being here felt like an obligation and I wasn't up for it. But today, i don't know, it seems like maybe I want to be here. seems like it could be fun or entertaining or at least something different.

this is how my last 3 months have been and where I am at.

So how has life been here? did I miss any good ampic drama? a good catfight because someone doesn't like the word that someone else used? any new and exciting regulars? Is everyone well?

 

[prdigy666]

Fuck this... I'm claiming first to welcome you back gorgeous...

Everyone has been clamoring to see you again! Hope your holidays were incredible!

 

[k_m_d_]

Welcome back. It was hell constantly seeing the thread was bumped, making me think you might be back, but it was just another 'hope you're back soon!' post.

There's a pretty good segment on Youtube from when Patrick Stewart talks about the discussion him and his wife had about whether or not he is circumcised.

Also, sobriety is the worst.

EDIT: I am also very curious as to what the now ex Mrs. Bezos is up to these days...

 

[Willingtoshare]

Well that was a lovely catch up on you. Don’t recall interacting before but wish you well and you look great, I must say!

 

[tolyk]

Welcome back Justa. I haven't read what you've been up to in full yet, will read when I'm done work. Hope you've been well

 

[dz2681]

Welcome back gorgeous! Glad to see and hear all is well. Sounds like a busy few months! I’m sure you can tell from your thread and inbox you were thought of and missed by many! It’s belated but merry Christmas and happy new year Your witty return is a breath of fresh air and will bring smiles to many faces as well as some other reactions you look amazing as always and as usual your posts have made me smile and laugh and was a great start to the day, thank you!

 

[Joxlrg]

Well You sound like You.. Please don't tell me that you have become.. No don't say it.. N.O.R.M.A.L.
Boring Moms club my butt.. LOL. I bet you were the life to the Moms party.
I/We did miss you. Glad it wasn't your health as you did have issues with your polish and then you disappeared..
In the last three months I do not recall as reading as in depth a conversation of a Man's Penis..
Thank You
I truly did miss your openness and conversations
I hope you will remain with us as you do brighten my day!!
I give you a straight penis for your box when you decide to make one!! LOL

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

A trip to the DMV can be turned into a fun event if your extra happy when visiting and have a flask of wine and some snacks, a headset and some shows to watch, make it a party and watch how fast they get you out of there, they hate having happy people around their circle of hell!

I'm famous for going in on a Wednesday or Thursday an hour before closing when they are worn out and your well rested and with cash in my pocket and a book, just sit there and wait suddenly your stopping them from leaving and seem happy to be there, they seem easier to handle and once your done stay around and ask some questions and remember to smile and say see you next time .

haha. actually east bumble fuck florida dmv is fast, never a line, just an old lady doing your paperwork, so maybe a bit of technical skill deficits but that is it.

Your figure was just made for corsets.

thanks, in all honesty, I haven't worn one in a while. I think the last pics I posted were the last time.

Nothing fucks you harder than time...

fuck, don't I know it.

[\QUOTE]
First Happy birthday! Enjoy it, from my current experience 65 is not too bad

I'm sorry to hear that your fingers are hurting, I hope that using them to make YOU happy and feel GOOD is still a regular occurance

Missed your rants

thanks. I am not sure if I plan to make it to 65. I am sure i probably will, just don't plan to. and eh, I have been pretty focused on just pinterest and carnival holidays. I made for rants with rambles today at least.

and my less polite and modest shots from last night

Fuck modesty, you have a very good instinct of what we want.

thanks

I need a report from East Bumblefuck Florida..
Otherwise known as a BUMP...

news in east bumble fuck. well a neighbor lost a cat, then found the cat. another neighbors son was hit by a car while walking, that doesn't end as well as the cat. another neighbor lost their tortoise, that also ends like the kid. another neighbor set their attic on fire new years day. well i assume they set the roof on fire new years eve, but didn't notice until the attic was on fire new year's day. and that sums up east bumble fuck florida news

I heard a rumor about some gal getting arrested in the DMV line after she mooned the camera for her new license photo.. She was seen flipping people off mostly because she want wearing nail polish.. Also she was heard yelling expletives about the rest of " You Florida F--kers not using your turn signals" !!
I thought to myself.. I gotta see this woman's new photo ID !!!!
Lets get together and bail this woman's ass outta Jail!!!

haha. that might actually not be arrest worthy in bumblefuck florida

Happy belated birthday

thank you

Late Tuesday Bump for our busty girl.

well a very late tuesday response.

 

[Busty_Bettie]

oh wow, i have been a way a while. thank you all for the kind thoughts. i will start sifting though my thread, though my mailbox is a lost cause lol.

so what has Justa been doing the past 3 months. well absolutely nothing exciting, though maybe some loose success in being an upstanding normal member of society or some shit.

let me see, October. I pretty much gave up all attempts at pretending to be a hip young chick, so my hair has completely faded to a natural color and I haven't worn anything but yoga pants since october. I like my yoga pants. Have still given up on doing my nails as well lol. I don't know maybe someday I will brave trying to test the different products slowly in limited quantities.

My family were spiders for halloween, costumes my son requested and I executed. sorry no sexy shots of boobs attached to 8 legs or any such crap. about all I have are pictures of the kid and a shot of my makeup job.

got a giant inflatable dragon to add to my halloween decor, and yeah, you know I totally put a Santa hat on it and added it to my christmas deor, because I am that neighbor. yup, have several of the star showers too, so my christmas decorating style is what I like to call Christmas Puke (Ya know, christmas came and threw up on my house) But my santa dragon is still fucking spectacular.

made a traditional thanksgiving meal, even required the kid to wear pants at the table. look at me being all fancy and shit.

went back to my bored moms club with our yoga pants, yankee candles, pumpkin spice, instantpots, kohl's plush throws, and Targets. A whole hell of a lot of discount shopping was done. Poor Poor Jeff Bezos and the soon to be very rich very single x mrs bezos. (hum wonder what she is up to). I will also admit to being a instantpot trader and preferring my $4 sous vide machine (thanks Jeff). Also, I am not all that big in to Yankee candles either, but yes I did buy a couple from the bed bath and beyond clearance, and yeah some were pumpkin spice.

Anyway much time with my bored moms club, much much money spent, and I got all crafty and pinteresty and shit too. made huge santa bags so I had to wrap virtually nothing. Made an awesome advent calendar from a shoe organizer. Made hubby a craft beer calendar (the boys at ABC liquor were so great and very helpful in my quest to find 25 different unique craft beers. seriously A plus customer service). Kid and I made many christmas cookies, from scratch. cut out sugar cookies, almond spritz cookies, chocolate chip cookies. Made with with my new $10 stand mixer (thanks Jeff). of course, I ate most of them before christmas, so we made more.

Bored moms club got a ton of free luggage (thanks Jeff), of course then our luggage arrives and we all realize that we have know idea how we could actually use luggage. I mean sure, one or two pieces we could use to pack away the fancy clothes that we never wear in the back of the closet, but then what. so if your social media buy sell and trade groups got flooded with luggage, yup bored mom's club. Lord and Taylor has some awesome coupon stacking, so free flannel pajamas all around, bored moms everywhere wearing boring but warm designer flannel pajama's.

Bought a cricut for hubby to give to me for christmas, so I have been having fun cutting and vinyling all things. new year's kid and I made many different donuts from scratch. deep frying fattening sugar loaded food, yum. kid was in bed by 8, hubby by 10. I finished the first bottle of wine I have had in 3 months while watching the ball drop on tv, and cutting vinyl to vinyl all things. used vinyl as a stencil to use a dremel to etch a pretty design in that bottle for really no reason at all.

So yeah, I guess my holidays boil down to, for christmas I got a cricut and I got fat lol.

Today, I am sitting at work in my yoga pants, my big baggy sweater, canvas ballet shoes, my normal hair and accessories devoid of all color, sober, talking with my bored moms club about how good the 90% target clearance was, why Trump is a giant douche today, how improvements is 70% off, walmart legos are 50% off, walgreens and cvs christmas has hit 75% off, theorizing when barnes and noble $2 day will be, laughing with a bored mom who is so bored, she has made a box decorated with penis drawings in the middle off her office and installed a speaker into the aforementioned box, so her penis box is now blast Rammstein in the middle of her office (cube farm), while another bored mom in an office elsewhere in the united states as just set up an dome tent in the middle of her office (also really a cube farm) and is hiding in the aforementioned tent, while i am drinking my peppermint mocha coffee (pumpkin spice is out), looking if I can find a good way to use $70 off $300, 20% off, on top of bed bath and beyonds clearance, and seeing the disposable plastic lid to the fruit plate in our office, and get all excited thinking hey I can use the cricut to cut that into ornate bugs and shit, then the kid and I can color them, then I can bake them, ya know shrinky dinks.

so yeah, I sit here 40, old, boring, fat, plain, sober, "normal", broke , and the because excitement this week is a strange woman's penis music box and garbage I can decorate. yippie adulting.

so yeah, I thought i'd stop in. boy, this place does really draw in the "in" crowd, doesn't it, lol.

but I don't have a tent, or a box to decorate with penises (or should plural of penises be peni, penii, penes) fuck it. i don't have anything interesting in my cube, so boring comfy sweater cube cleavage shot.

http://i.imgur.com/sLSeLP3m.jpg

and more off topic, the fact that I cleary know so little about penises, including the correct plural reminds me of a funny bored moms group conversation like 2 weeks ago. one woman shared that her husband has told her he is uncircumcised but she looked at a book and she really thinks he is. this leads to great discussion of her describing her husbands penis in detail and several hundred bored moms trying to decide her circumcision debate. Now, in her defense, it turns out she has never seen another mans penis in person besides her husband's. however what is funny is how many of us bored mom's admit our knowledge is lacking. including myself. and I am one of the old bored moms (again 40). plus i am quite sure I have seen a fairly substantial number of penises, especially compared to some of the young chicks. tried to make a list of all the men I have been with a year or so ago, and it is probably fairly accurate even with things like "van guy", but yeah, there are like 9 question mark guys. oh, come on, you know like ok, you wake up naked next to a naked man, but don't remember, that probably goes into they yes pile. but ok, what about waking up in a bra and panties, or his shirt and panties, or the other passed out chick's dress, what then. or naked in a sheet, but it is beautifully fashioned into a completely perfect toga, with a belt and everything. where does one put that? Also, of the ones I fully remember, like I am 95% sure I have never been with an uncircumcised man (not surprising given my age and location) but the truth is, most of my experience is my younger years, and all penises were always erect by the time they appeared. hell they were honestly always erect in general. like I swear even if I was hanging out with a naked guy for hours, and we just woke up, it was simply erect. I can not recall being in the presence of a non erect penis until hubby. I never really gave erections much thought. I just spent my life assuming penises simply always looked like that when outside of pants. there was actually much giggling by me the day my husband let me explore his flacid penis and ask questions. sweet guy putting up with his silly drunk girlfriend. I remember being especially amused by how if I ran my hand up his thigh, it just sort of moved towards my hand all on its own. yes that amused me greatly.

anyway, the point was I was surprised at how many educated experienced women admit to penis knowledge deficits and also how many of us can't parallel park or give a remotely accurate guess of how many inches something is by simply looking at it. it was very surprising.

Anyway. merry christmas, happy new year, missed you, sorry I vanished, and whatever crap society dictates one is supposed to say in this situation. can't say I am back, I have no idea. all I can say is then being here felt like an obligation and I wasn't up for it. But today, i don't know, it seems like maybe I want to be here. seems like it could be fun or entertaining or at least something different.

this is how my last 3 months have been and where I am at.

So how has life been here? did I miss any good ampic drama? a good catfight because someone doesn't like the word that someone else used? any new and exciting regulars? Is everyone well?

I will die on the hill that the plural of penis is penii even if dictionaries give different answers

 

[JDredd711]

Welcome back!!!

And just like that, with one post and one "normal" pic, you put the Universe back on its proper axis. Of course there's nothing you can say that will change my thoughts of you as all kinds of awesome and amazing. And now you will be flooded with pictures of all sorts of peni.... lol

Btw, I'm not circumcised, so if you really want to see one in its natural state, I would oblige, but just for you. Of course I would have to come a couple of times after seeing your cleavage again to get to any semblance of flaccid.

You certainly have been missed.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fuck this... I'm claiming first to welcome you back gorgeous...

Everyone has been clamoring to see you again! Hope your holidays were incredible!

thank you. I think I am glad to be back, well maybe back. oh, i am sure there were many lovely ladies around. um thanks, I guess as incredible as eating cookies, being the only one awake for new years, and being excited to see plastic garbage can be.

Welcome back. It was hell constantly seeing the thread was bumped, making me think you might be back, but it was just another 'hope you're back soon!' post.

There's a pretty good segment on Youtube from when Patrick Stewart talks about the discussion him and his wife had about whether or not he is circumcised.

Also, sobriety is the worst.

EDIT: I am also very curious as to what the now ex Mrs. Bezos is up to these days...

sorry. and i guess i shall need to go watch that video. and hey, do you think you can handle competing with me over the soon to be very rich and very single ex ms bezos.

Well that was a lovely catch up on you. Don’t recall interacting before but wish you well and you look great, I must say!

well thank you. I can be very interactive here. other than I randomly vanish sometimes. it is just part of my charm.

Welcome back Justa. I haven't read what you've been up to in full yet, will read when I'm done work. Hope you've been well

thank you. and no worries, it isn't really worth reading anyway. just the normal pointless jumbled thoughts in my head lol

Welcome back gorgeous! Glad to see and hear all is well. Sounds like a busy few months! I’m sure you can tell from your thread and inbox you were thought of and missed by many! It’s belated but merry Christmas and happy new year Your witty return is a breath of fresh air and will bring smiles to many faces as well as some other reactions you look amazing as always and as usual your posts have made me smile and laugh and was a great start to the day, thank you!

thank you. well, again I am sure there were still some very entertaining lovely ladies floating around (though i am willing to bet some always were around less due to the holiday's too)

Well You sound like You.. Please don't tell me that you have become.. No don't say it.. N.O.R.M.A.L.
Boring Moms club my butt.. LOL. I bet you were the life to the Moms party.
I/We did miss you. Glad it wasn't your health as you did have issues with your polish and then you disappeared..
In the last three months I do not recall as reading as in depth a conversation of a Man's Penis..
Thank You
I truly did miss your openness and conversations
I hope you will remain with us as you do brighten my day!!
I give you a straight penis for your box when you decide to make one!! LOL

well I gave it a try. I might even trying vinyling pumpkin spice yankee candles. you know you have made it to the supreme level of bored mom standing if you are vinyling pumpkin spice yankee candles after visiting target in your yoga pants. and my nails are still pretty rough. I actually had to get a filling replaced too, and I was quite worried as the methacrylates in gel polish overlap with the ones in resin composites but no reaction so good.

well the great circumcision debate that was not actually a circumcision debate but more an open and honest admittance of penis ignorance was a very interesting discussion. and I am seriously not kidding about young teens and 20s me assuming they were just always erect either. of course most of the men were 20s, so really I guess they really might have been just always erect.

and haha, well her penis box wasn't all that exciting. she sort of threw it together with what was around her.

 

[prdigy666]

That's how holidays go sometimes... Sounds about on par with mine.

And while there are many gorgeous women here, you are truly the unicorn of the bunch. Without hesitation, you are head and shoulders above. Glad you have caught a glimpse my dear...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I will die on the hill that the plural of penis is penii even if dictionaries give different answers

have very strong feelings about multiple penii do you. well, that is a good thing, I think.

And just like that, with one post and one "normal" pic, you put the Universe back on its proper axis. Of course there's nothing you can say that will change my thoughts of you as all kinds of awesome and amazing. And now you will be flooded with pictures of all sorts of peni.... lol

Btw, I'm not circumcised, so if you really want to see one in its natural state, I would oblige, but just for you. Of course I would have to come a couple of times after seeing your cleavage again to get to any semblance of flaccid.

You certainly have been missed.

aw, did the universe miss my tits?

haha. sorry my inbox is still full, I have nowhere for the peni to go.

are you offering me a dick pic. how sweet. though make it interesting too. don't ask how. surprise me.

 

[Joxlrg]

You know what Justa?? Most Men ( Myself included) can say the same thing about women. None of us has the answers about the opposite sex. Perhaps that is some of the attraction between us.. And as the old addage goes.. Just look down.. If he isn't hard.. Make him a sandwich!! LOL
JK

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Welcome back missus - I stopped bumping you a while back because I didn’t know if you wanted to be bumped. Some folks just want their threads buried.

You do boring mom exceptionally well

If it reached a point of obligation, you were right to step away - I’ve had that before, if it stops being fun, fuck it - there’s enough real life crap, this is supposed to be light escapism.

What have you missed? Well... there’s some playground drama as usual... people have carried on flashing their bits as usual... people have come... people have gone... fairly sure some of those coming and going are the same people... pretty much it really...

So, the circumcision debate, did you decide if it was? Gotta admit, other than porn, I’ve never seen a circumcised penis - it’s a bit of a cultural difference. Wiki tells me the rate is 82.5% in the states vs 3.8% in the UK.... and I suspect the vast majority of our 3.8% is due to religion...

Anywhos - good to see you back and looking fabulous,

 

[Yesplzzz00]

oh wow, i have been a way a while. thank you all for the kind thoughts. i will start sifting though my thread, though my mailbox is a lost cause lol.

so what has Justa been doing the past 3 months. well absolutely nothing exciting, though maybe some loose success in being an upstanding normal member of society or some shit.

let me see, October. I pretty much gave up all attempts at pretending to be a hip young chick, so my hair has completely faded to a natural color and I haven't worn anything but yoga pants since october. I like my yoga pants. Have still given up on doing my nails as well lol. I don't know maybe someday I will brave trying to test the different products slowly in limited quantities.

My family were spiders for halloween, costumes my son requested and I executed. sorry no sexy shots of boobs attached to 8 legs or any such crap. about all I have are pictures of the kid and a shot of my makeup job.

got a giant inflatable dragon to add to my halloween decor, and yeah, you know I totally put a Santa hat on it and added it to my christmas deor, because I am that neighbor. yup, have several of the star showers too, so my christmas decorating style is what I like to call Christmas Puke (Ya know, christmas came and threw up on my house) But my santa dragon is still fucking spectacular.

made a traditional thanksgiving meal, even required the kid to wear pants at the table. look at me being all fancy and shit.

went back to my bored moms club with our yoga pants, yankee candles, pumpkin spice, instantpots, kohl's plush throws, and Targets. A whole hell of a lot of discount shopping was done. Poor Poor Jeff Bezos and the soon to be very rich very single x mrs bezos. (hum wonder what she is up to). I will also admit to being a instantpot trader and preferring my $4 sous vide machine (thanks Jeff). Also, I am not all that big in to Yankee candles either, but yes I did buy a couple from the bed bath and beyond clearance, and yeah some were pumpkin spice.

Anyway much time with my bored moms club, much much money spent, and I got all crafty and pinteresty and shit too. made huge santa bags so I had to wrap virtually nothing. Made an awesome advent calendar from a shoe organizer. Made hubby a craft beer calendar (the boys at ABC liquor were so great and very helpful in my quest to find 25 different unique craft beers. seriously A plus customer service). Kid and I made many christmas cookies, from scratch. cut out sugar cookies, almond spritz cookies, chocolate chip cookies. Made with with my new $10 stand mixer (thanks Jeff). of course, I ate most of them before christmas, so we made more.

Bored moms club got a ton of free luggage (thanks Jeff), of course then our luggage arrives and we all realize that we have know idea how we could actually use luggage. I mean sure, one or two pieces we could use to pack away the fancy clothes that we never wear in the back of the closet, but then what. so if your social media buy sell and trade groups got flooded with luggage, yup bored mom's club. Lord and Taylor has some awesome coupon stacking, so free flannel pajamas all around, bored moms everywhere wearing boring but warm designer flannel pajama's.

Bought a cricut for hubby to give to me for christmas, so I have been having fun cutting and vinyling all things. new year's kid and I made many different donuts from scratch. deep frying fattening sugar loaded food, yum. kid was in bed by 8, hubby by 10. I finished the first bottle of wine I have had in 3 months while watching the ball drop on tv, and cutting vinyl to vinyl all things. used vinyl as a stencil to use a dremel to etch a pretty design in that bottle for really no reason at all.

So yeah, I guess my holidays boil down to, for christmas I got a cricut and I got fat lol.

Today, I am sitting at work in my yoga pants, my big baggy sweater, canvas ballet shoes, my normal hair and accessories devoid of all color, sober, talking with my bored moms club about how good the 90% target clearance was, why Trump is a giant douche today, how improvements is 70% off, walmart legos are 50% off, walgreens and cvs christmas has hit 75% off, theorizing when barnes and noble $2 day will be, laughing with a bored mom who is so bored, she has made a box decorated with penis drawings in the middle off her office and installed a speaker into the aforementioned box, so her penis box is now blast Rammstein in the middle of her office (cube farm), while another bored mom in an office elsewhere in the united states as just set up an dome tent in the middle of her office (also really a cube farm) and is hiding in the aforementioned tent, while i am drinking my peppermint mocha coffee (pumpkin spice is out), looking if I can find a good way to use $70 off $300, 20% off, on top of bed bath and beyonds clearance, and seeing the disposable plastic lid to the fruit plate in our office, and get all excited thinking hey I can use the cricut to cut that into ornate bugs and shit, then the kid and I can color them, then I can bake them, ya know shrinky dinks.

so yeah, I sit here 40, old, boring, fat, plain, sober, "normal", broke , and the because excitement this week is a strange woman's penis music box and garbage I can decorate. yippie adulting.

so yeah, I thought i'd stop in. boy, this place does really draw in the "in" crowd, doesn't it, lol.

but I don't have a tent, or a box to decorate with penises (or should plural of penises be peni, penii, penes) fuck it. i don't have anything interesting in my cube, so boring comfy sweater cube cleavage shot.

http://i.imgur.com/sLSeLP3m.jpg

and more off topic, the fact that I cleary know so little about penises, including the correct plural reminds me of a funny bored moms group conversation like 2 weeks ago. one woman shared that her husband has told her he is uncircumcised but she looked at a book and she really thinks he is. this leads to great discussion of her describing her husbands penis in detail and several hundred bored moms trying to decide her circumcision debate. Now, in her defense, it turns out she has never seen another mans penis in person besides her husband's. however what is funny is how many of us bored mom's admit our knowledge is lacking. including myself. and I am one of the old bored moms (again 40). plus i am quite sure I have seen a fairly substantial number of penises, especially compared to some of the young chicks. tried to make a list of all the men I have been with a year or so ago, and it is probably fairly accurate even with things like "van guy", but yeah, there are like 9 question mark guys. oh, come on, you know like ok, you wake up naked next to a naked man, but don't remember, that probably goes into they yes pile. but ok, what about waking up in a bra and panties, or his shirt and panties, or the other passed out chick's dress, what then. or naked in a sheet, but it is beautifully fashioned into a completely perfect toga, with a belt and everything. where does one put that? Also, of the ones I fully remember, like I am 95% sure I have never been with an uncircumcised man (not surprising given my age and location) but the truth is, most of my experience is my younger years, and all penises were always erect by the time they appeared. hell they were honestly always erect in general. like I swear even if I was hanging out with a naked guy for hours, and we just woke up, it was simply erect. I can not recall being in the presence of a non erect penis until hubby. I never really gave erections much thought. I just spent my life assuming penises simply always looked like that when outside of pants. there was actually much giggling by me the day my husband let me explore his flacid penis and ask questions. sweet guy putting up with his silly drunk girlfriend. I remember being especially amused by how if I ran my hand up his thigh, it just sort of moved towards my hand all on its own. yes that amused me greatly.

anyway, the point was I was surprised at how many educated experienced women admit to penis knowledge deficits and also how many of us can't parallel park or give a remotely accurate guess of how many inches something is by simply looking at it. it was very surprising.

Anyway. merry christmas, happy new year, missed you, sorry I vanished, and whatever crap society dictates one is supposed to say in this situation. can't say I am back, I have no idea. all I can say is then being here felt like an obligation and I wasn't up for it. But today, i don't know, it seems like maybe I want to be here. seems like it could be fun or entertaining or at least something different.

this is how my last 3 months have been and where I am at.

So how has life been here? did I miss any good ampic drama? a good catfight because someone doesn't like the word that someone else used? any new and exciting regulars? Is everyone well?

Welcome back. You have been missed

 

[Joxlrg]

Wow Allia. I never knew that. Thank You for teaching me that.
I guess because I live in the States Ive always thought it was a global thing to circumsize. I will have to research that and find out why and when we started to make it a normal procedure here..

 

[scotluvsoral]

oh wow, i have been a way a while. thank you all for the kind thoughts. i will start sifting though my thread, though my mailbox is a lost cause lol.

so what has Justa been doing the past 3 months. well absolutely nothing exciting, though maybe some loose success in being an upstanding normal member of society or some shit.

let me see, October. I pretty much gave up all attempts at pretending to be a hip young chick, so my hair has completely faded to a natural color and I haven't worn anything but yoga pants since october. I like my yoga pants. Have still given up on doing my nails as well lol. I don't know maybe someday I will brave trying to test the different products slowly in limited quantities.

My family were spiders for halloween, costumes my son requested and I executed. sorry no sexy shots of boobs attached to 8 legs or any such crap. about all I have are pictures of the kid and a shot of my makeup job.

got a giant inflatable dragon to add to my halloween decor, and yeah, you know I totally put a Santa hat on it and added it to my christmas deor, because I am that neighbor. yup, have several of the star showers too, so my christmas decorating style is what I like to call Christmas Puke (Ya know, christmas came and threw up on my house) But my santa dragon is still fucking spectacular.

made a traditional thanksgiving meal, even required the kid to wear pants at the table. look at me being all fancy and shit.

went back to my bored moms club with our yoga pants, yankee candles, pumpkin spice, instantpots, kohl's plush throws, and Targets. A whole hell of a lot of discount shopping was done. Poor Poor Jeff Bezos and the soon to be very rich very single x mrs bezos. (hum wonder what she is up to). I will also admit to being a instantpot trader and preferring my $4 sous vide machine (thanks Jeff). Also, I am not all that big in to Yankee candles either, but yes I did buy a couple from the bed bath and beyond clearance, and yeah some were pumpkin spice.

Anyway much time with my bored moms club, much much money spent, and I got all crafty and pinteresty and shit too. made huge santa bags so I had to wrap virtually nothing. Made an awesome advent calendar from a shoe organizer. Made hubby a craft beer calendar (the boys at ABC liquor were so great and very helpful in my quest to find 25 different unique craft beers. seriously A plus customer service). Kid and I made many christmas cookies, from scratch. cut out sugar cookies, almond spritz cookies, chocolate chip cookies. Made with with my new $10 stand mixer (thanks Jeff). of course, I ate most of them before christmas, so we made more.

Bored moms club got a ton of free luggage (thanks Jeff), of course then our luggage arrives and we all realize that we have know idea how we could actually use luggage. I mean sure, one or two pieces we could use to pack away the fancy clothes that we never wear in the back of the closet, but then what. so if your social media buy sell and trade groups got flooded with luggage, yup bored mom's club. Lord and Taylor has some awesome coupon stacking, so free flannel pajamas all around, bored moms everywhere wearing boring but warm designer flannel pajama's.

Bought a cricut for hubby to give to me for christmas, so I have been having fun cutting and vinyling all things. new year's kid and I made many different donuts from scratch. deep frying fattening sugar loaded food, yum. kid was in bed by 8, hubby by 10. I finished the first bottle of wine I have had in 3 months while watching the ball drop on tv, and cutting vinyl to vinyl all things. used vinyl as a stencil to use a dremel to etch a pretty design in that bottle for really no reason at all.

So yeah, I guess my holidays boil down to, for christmas I got a cricut and I got fat lol.

Today, I am sitting at work in my yoga pants, my big baggy sweater, canvas ballet shoes, my normal hair and accessories devoid of all color, sober, talking with my bored moms club about how good the 90% target clearance was, why Trump is a giant douche today, how improvements is 70% off, walmart legos are 50% off, walgreens and cvs christmas has hit 75% off, theorizing when barnes and noble $2 day will be, laughing with a bored mom who is so bored, she has made a box decorated with penis drawings in the middle off her office and installed a speaker into the aforementioned box, so her penis box is now blast Rammstein in the middle of her office (cube farm), while another bored mom in an office elsewhere in the united states as just set up an dome tent in the middle of her office (also really a cube farm) and is hiding in the aforementioned tent, while i am drinking my peppermint mocha coffee (pumpkin spice is out), looking if I can find a good way to use $70 off $300, 20% off, on top of bed bath and beyonds clearance, and seeing the disposable plastic lid to the fruit plate in our office, and get all excited thinking hey I can use the cricut to cut that into ornate bugs and shit, then the kid and I can color them, then I can bake them, ya know shrinky dinks.

so yeah, I sit here 40, old, boring, fat, plain, sober, "normal", broke , and the because excitement this week is a strange woman's penis music box and garbage I can decorate. yippie adulting.

so yeah, I thought i'd stop in. boy, this place does really draw in the "in" crowd, doesn't it, lol.

but I don't have a tent, or a box to decorate with penises (or should plural of penises be peni, penii, penes) fuck it. i don't have anything interesting in my cube, so boring comfy sweater cube cleavage shot.

http://i.imgur.com/sLSeLP3m.jpg

and more off topic, the fact that I cleary know so little about penises, including the correct plural reminds me of a funny bored moms group conversation like 2 weeks ago. one woman shared that her husband has told her he is uncircumcised but she looked at a book and she really thinks he is. this leads to great discussion of her describing her husbands penis in detail and several hundred bored moms trying to decide her circumcision debate. Now, in her defense, it turns out she has never seen another mans penis in person besides her husband's. however what is funny is how many of us bored mom's admit our knowledge is lacking. including myself. and I am one of the old bored moms (again 40). plus i am quite sure I have seen a fairly substantial number of penises, especially compared to some of the young chicks. tried to make a list of all the men I have been with a year or so ago, and it is probably fairly accurate even with things like "van guy", but yeah, there are like 9 question mark guys. oh, come on, you know like ok, you wake up naked next to a naked man, but don't remember, that probably goes into they yes pile. but ok, what about waking up in a bra and panties, or his shirt and panties, or the other passed out chick's dress, what then. or naked in a sheet, but it is beautifully fashioned into a completely perfect toga, with a belt and everything. where does one put that? Also, of the ones I fully remember, like I am 95% sure I have never been with an uncircumcised man (not surprising given my age and location) but the truth is, most of my experience is my younger years, and all penises were always erect by the time they appeared. hell they were honestly always erect in general. like I swear even if I was hanging out with a naked guy for hours, and we just woke up, it was simply erect. I can not recall being in the presence of a non erect penis until hubby. I never really gave erections much thought. I just spent my life assuming penises simply always looked like that when outside of pants. there was actually much giggling by me the day my husband let me explore his flacid penis and ask questions. sweet guy putting up with his silly drunk girlfriend. I remember being especially amused by how if I ran my hand up his thigh, it just sort of moved towards my hand all on its own. yes that amused me greatly.

anyway, the point was I was surprised at how many educated experienced women admit to penis knowledge deficits and also how many of us can't parallel park or give a remotely accurate guess of how many inches something is by simply looking at it. it was very surprising.

Anyway. merry christmas, happy new year, missed you, sorry I vanished, and whatever crap society dictates one is supposed to say in this situation. can't say I am back, I have no idea. all I can say is then being here felt like an obligation and I wasn't up for it. But today, i don't know, it seems like maybe I want to be here. seems like it could be fun or entertaining or at least something different.

this is how my last 3 months have been and where I am at.

So how has life been here? did I miss any good ampic drama? a good catfight because someone doesn't like the word that someone else used? any new and exciting regulars? Is everyone well?

Welcome back, beautiful and sexy lady!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That's how holidays go sometimes... Sounds about on par with mine.

And while there are many gorgeous women here, you are truly the unicorn of the bunch. Without hesitation, you are head and shoulders above. Glad you have caught a glimpse my dear...

yeah, i think that is how all holiday's go for those adulting. damn, I remember partying like it was 1999 new years 1999. sexy black leather number, fetish club, a group of us who had all saved a little bit of our best party supplies for that night. what a wild night. to ........ I cut a heat transfer vinyl into a phoenix and ironed it on a t-shirt. yeah, adulting sucks (of course partying like it was 1999 would probably kill me know, so there is that)

and thank you. I am fairly tall so head and shoulders may be apt. though the term generally used is just sturdy lol. i don't know about the unicorn. all magical and mythological and wondrous, yeah nope, just another cliche at target here.

You know what Justa?? Most Men ( Myself included) can say the same thing about women. None of us has the answers about the opposite sex. Perhaps that is some of the attraction between us.. And as the old addage goes.. Just look down.. If he isn't hard.. Make him a sandwich!! LOL
JK

yes, us chicks are just a big ball of mystery and wonder. or just confusion lol. I don't know, most men seem pretty sure they have women's anatomy covered. their thoughts are just the mystery and lol. but I recall being naked in a kitchen making sandwiches, and both guys had an erection, so life lesson tells me just because there is an erection, doesn't mean they don't want a sandwich.

Welcome back missus - I stopped bumping you a while back because I didn’t know if you wanted to be bumped. Some folks just want their threads buried.

You do boring mom exceptionally well

If it reached a point of obligation, you were right to step away - I’ve had that before, if it stops being fun, fuck it - there’s enough real life crap, this is supposed to be light escapism.

What have you missed? Well... there’s some playground drama as usual... people have carried on flashing their bits as usual... people have come... people have gone... fairly sure some of those coming and going are the same people... pretty much it really...

So, the circumcision debate, did you decide if it was? Gotta admit, other than porn, I’ve never seen a circumcised penis - it’s a bit of a cultural difference. Wiki tells me the rate is 82.5% in the states vs 3.8% in the UK.... and I suspect the vast majority of our 3.8% is due to religion...

Anywhos - good to see you back and looking fabulous,

thanks. no worries. if i am really gone, I will poof my imgur and drop box (ok i might admit I almost considered it) and thanks, the only problem with walking away is many people want explanations when one returns. just in general, in life. that is one of the things that makes it harder to come back. i hate when i miss drama (ok i just lurk at drama, with my popcorn and shit, but still)

as for circumcision, yes it is dropping in the US. honestly I think most likely because medicare stopped paying for it, but in my generation it is just something that was automatically done, like you would have to request it to not be.

Hence said woman's husband. his parents were foreign, and had come to the US right before he was born. thus the assumption they had is that he was never circumcised. however he was born in 1979, to parents who didn't speak any English. Based on her description, it was decided we are pretty sure he was circumcised, and his parents just didn't understand it was being done.

Welcome back. You have been missed

thank you

Wow Allia. I never knew that. Thank You for teaching me that.
I guess because I live in the States Ive always thought it was a global thing to circumsize. I will have to research that and find out why and when we started to make it a normal procedure here..

oh it is a very hot button mommy debate issue now. probably the hottest, for a few years now. many are siding with pointless barbaric american custom. America, it became very popular during world war II, probably because of seeing the reduction of the rate of STDs in the young men picking up foreign prostitutes during World War I, so the military strongly "encouraged" it in soldiers.

It became so wide spread, it went into the pediatric community as well. Probably because A to match the military men who were now the babies fathers, and B because those men had it done as young adults entering the military, and presumed that in 20 years, young men would still be going fighting wars and picking up whores so better as a baby than as an adult.

In actuality, it seems to only lower transmission rates of certain disease and only by 25 to 35%. In today's medical climate though, hpv for example, there is a vaccine now. gonorrhea, now easily treatable. so basically it comes down to the up to 60% reduction in HIV now. and a small reduction in utis and cancer but very small. hence, the american medical belief that there are benefits, the benefits outway the risks, but not enough benefit to actually go as far as recommending it anymore to those who have access to medical care. however say Africa, circumcision rates are going up. partly in religious cultures, but also partly as an hiv reduction technique picked up from Americans. but of course, some studies show huge benefits, some show not as much benefit as previous studies, some show more benefit than thought, and some show in uneducated areas of africa, females simply assume circumcised is safe as not understanding at best 60% reduction not 100%, so could actually be encouraging unsafe practices.

I guess the practice comes down to america's history of weapons and foreign whores.

it is such a dead horse debate among bored moms though that it was way more interesting to see this version discussed.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Welcome back, beautiful and sexy lady!

thank you. I hope to have fun being back

I am glad that you're back I have missed you a whole lot.

thanks. oh I am sure there were many busty chicks who were very entertaining. maybe not as fucking eloquent and classy in the overly verbose comments area, but I am sure there were still many big tits.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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So Justa our sexy IT girl and busty beauty is on the injured list and can't share her sexy self and fun facts because of it as typing is painful among other things in our daily life.

Well Your missed and I hope you feel better, this sudden time out will only make us miss you and your pics.

In keeping with the rant or babble I cancelled a credit card today , one I had paid off and set aside for emergencies only to find a nondisclosure monthly charge , so I called em and they claimed it was for cash advances......from four months ago after the card was paid off and could not explain how it was happening or why.......so I solved it, cancelled it on the spot and I swear the woman I was talking to sounded just like the angel of temptation from the audio section on lit!

Trying to cancel a card and your inner devil is screaming ask her what color her panties are , tell her her voice is amazing, ask her out, ask her if her nipples are small or large....etc.

Yep a real unfocused approach and one you might even smile over, get better you sexy girl.

yeah sorry, I just flake sometimes. it is part of my charm. hey if i was working a call center for credit cards, I'd totally get a kick out of the conversation in your head. it has to be more interesting than every other conversation

Sucks to be Justa.

On the other hand, it gives us all a chance to reflect on the many, generous posts she has already made in the past 14 months or so.
Get well soon Justa, loving all your work

Right... On that note I have to deal with something that has come up while reviewing some of those posts...

thank you for the reflection on my previous activity in my absence.

Hey lovely, hope you are doing ok and the reaction is calming down , xx

I miss your sassy sarcastic self on these boards, but you do what you need to do for you, xx

guess i will have to be an extra sassy pain in the ass to make up for it

Wishing you a speedy recovery. You are missed and cared for. We'll be here when you are fit and ready to return.
((HUGGS))

thank you. and yeah again sorry, sometimes I just idk.

Hey lovely, how are the hands, settled down yet? And did the driving licence peeps let you stay forever 21? . I bet your new pic looks amazing regardless (and 21 is way overrated, was anyone really happy at 21?)

It’s a quieter place without you, hope you can at least manage buttons now...

they made me get a new picture. it was very sad, my old license was mourned much. i mean it isn't horrible, hell even my old one wasn't good, dmv after all, but yes so very sad

You are missed!! Speedy recovery!

thanks

Sorry to hear you’re not doing well. Prayers for a speedy recovery!

um, your prayers have been answered

The only thing sadder than not being able to visit your thread for a long time is finding out once you get there that you aren't feeling well. Will keep good thoughts for you and hope you get back to us all soon .. **soft kiss on the cheek**

thanks

I hope you have not been drown by the huracane!

nah, even hurricanes don't stick around east bumblefuck redneck florida long

Just hoping Justa keeps healing and finds the source of her allergic reaction. Love your wit and sarcasm...and ok...love your tits and ass too!

Come back soon! Doctor's Orders

order completed. and yeah yeah, it is always all about my tits, just have to say the other things first, because society rules and shit.

Hope you get well very soon

thanks

Hey lovely, hope the hurricane left you and yours relatively unscathed - the pics on the bbc look terrifying,

yes, hurricanes are rough on the coast, inland though, they are just annoying

^^^ I didn't watch BBC coverage but what I did view looked bad. Some friends barely made it out of Panama City in time to get home to Alabama where the damage was still devastating. This was a dangerously quick forming storm so I hope Justa is well.

yeah here was fine, always is. fortune favors the dumb and drunk.

If I were a gambling woman, I know where I’d put my money in a hurricane vs. Justa match... but I’d still like to know she’s ok,

haha. like any hurricane can be bigger than me

Hear hear! I'll second that!

Missing you Justa!

sorry

Yep, justa beats down bad storms no doubt!

Hope you are recovering
x

exactly

Two and half blooming weeks... getting worried now, I hope you’ve not abandoned us, or at least if you have - that it’s for the right reasons, it’s far too quiet without you,

sorry sorry. yeah you get it.

Sure been missing you! Had to take another peek back to see more of you!
Hope you're doing well

as well as boring and 40 anyone (fucking forty)

Hope all’s well ! You are missed for you posts and pics ! Hope to see you around soon !!

thank you. well now ya see me

Your very missed here you sexy girl.

aw thanks. i hope you found some awesome big tits to stare at in my absence

maybe she got caught

even if I was, I'd lay 80% odds on me being able to talk my way out of it

How I always think of our busty IT girl

thanks, reminiscing can be fun

hope you are doing and feeling better...

thanks

I hope our rockstar is doing fine. Anyone heard from her ?

I only wish I was a rockstar. come on, didn't we all want that for a moment in our life, talent be damned