Kennedy , Reagan, Obama

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A past President sent us to the Moon and back.

Another watched the Soviet Union fall and Germany reunify.

Yet another accomplished healthcare for all Americans.

Big projects, all.

:cool:
 
Obamacare...monthly insurance premiums equal to or greater than a mortgage payment & annual family deductibles equal to or greater than the cost of a used car.
 
A past President sent us to the Moon and back.

Another watched the Soviet Union fall and Germany reunify.

Yet another accomplished healthcare for all Americans.

Big projects, all.

:cool:


One of these things is not like the other......


One of these things does not belong.....


One of these things has NEVER happened. :D
 
A past President sent us to the Moon and back.

Another watched the Soviet Union fall and Germany reunify.

Yet another accomplished healthcare for all Americans.

Big projects, all.

:cool:

The Moon Landing happened during the Nixon administration.
 
FDR had the New Deal....

HUUUUUUUGE projects.

Projects WORTHY of the US of A.

:cool:
 
johnson and the civil rights act and the great society? plus, he had a big dick.
 
Are we just listing our favorite presidents doing shit?

I hear Teddy downed a red bull and single handedly carved the Panama canal just swimming through land like bugs bunny.

And the whole national parks thing.

And that time he got shot and just gave no fucks. Gave the speech anyway. Started with, "Hey sorry if this speech sucks, some fucking asshole thought a bullet would kill the bull moose so I'm just gonna bleed my way through this. Anyway we need to keep our food and drugs clean because corporations cannot be trusted- Kellogg is over here making a fortune trying to get people to quit jacking off."

Teddy Roosevelt is another one on my "to fuck when I get a time machine" list.
 
Dammit. I don't like LBJ...but.

Admit it. Every CIC has at least one good quality.



YOU don't like johnson? i was alive then, i even still have some of my anti-johnson buttons. in retrospect he's a whole lot better than what has come since. and he had a big dick.
 
Dammit. I don't like LBJ...but.

Admit it. Every CIC has at least one good quality.

LBJ's good quality was getting all of the JFK social legislation through the Congress. That's enough from this distance. (And, yes, I was in the government for the tail end of his presidency.)
 
Candi mentioned Teddy.

National Forests, baby!

C'mon...PROJECTS!
 
Candi mentioned Teddy.

National Forests, baby!

C'mon...PROJECTS!

Rough riding down to Cuba like
"What's up, bitches!?"
On the back of a fucking grizzly bear

Edit: I want Teddy Roosevelt to fuck me in a national park while bears watch. I want him to go so hard he has to stop between rounds to use his inhaler. Wearin his fucking safari hat. Which I will steal and bring back to my time with me for bragging rights.

I almost made a rape joke here but I caught myself.

Not the nicest guy to natives, was the take-away.
 
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Wonderful.

I want a NATIONAL FUCKING PROJECT!

Not something as pedestrian as a goddamned wall.

NFP. I should be the director. :cool:
 
johnson and the civil rights act and the great society? plus, he had a big dick.

You mean the same Democrat "great society" "johnson" who reportedly called the Civil Rights Act of 1957 the “nigger bill”, and allegedly said when he nominated Thurgood Marshall to the Supreme Court, “Son, when I appoint a nigger to the court, I want everyone to know he’s a nigger.”?
 
How about a few billion toward some monumental solar farms?

Tidal electric generating stations?

Even more wind? :confused:



No! WALL!
 
Dammit. I don't like LBJ...but.

Admit it. Every CIC has at least one good quality.

OK.... Dubya's was his father, & this one's is his money, which should include enough HE can pay for his own GD wall if he wants it THAT bad!!
 
How about a few billion toward some monumental solar farms?

Tidal electric generating stations?

Even more wind? :confused:



No! WALL!

How about restructuring healthcare so it makes fucking sense and "medical billing specialist" doesn't need to be a job that requires special certification?

Or how about we restructure the school system so everything meets federal standards across the board? How about we put a goddamn cap on tuition prices to match inflation? Or do student loan forgiveness?

How about the GODDAMN FEDERAL OUTREACH PROGRAMS HE PROMISED APPALACHIA TO COMBAT THE FUCKING OPIOD EPIDEMIC! I KNOW PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR HIM BECAUSE OF THIS AND THEN HE FUCKING ABANDONED US! HOW ABOUT THAT THING I SAID? HOW ABOUT WE DO THAT??

How about incentive programs to bring jobs to the region?

Trump talked a whole lot of shit to me specifically, and I thought, "He ain't gonna do none of that" and this would be a damn good time to prove my ass wrong.
 
How about restructuring healthcare so it makes fucking sense and "medical billing specialist" doesn't need to be a job that requires special certification?

Or how about we restructure the school system so everything meets federal standards across the board? How about we put a goddamn cap on tuition prices to match inflation? Or do student loan forgiveness?

How about the GODDAMN FEDERAL OUTREACH PROGRAMS HE PROMISED APPALACHIA TO COMBAT THE FUCKING OPIOD EPIDEMIC! I KNOW PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR HIM BECAUSE OF THIS AND THEN HE FUCKING ABANDONED US! HOW ABOUT THAT THING I SAID? HOW ABOUT WE DO THAT??

How about incentive programs to bring jobs to the region?

Trump talked a whole lot of shit to me specifically, and I thought, "He ain't gonna do none of that" and this would be a damn good time to prove my ass wrong.

Pshaw.

That's all small potatoes.

This thread is PROJECTS! Think about things like the Hoover Dam!
 
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