<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[Gamine67]

She confused "cruise control" with "autopilot" and drove straight off a cliff.

Actually confused by which thread she was on because that’s a half assed answer to the ‘Guess the Profession.......’ thread. (not the first time either)

Fell from the 18th story while demonstrating a grand jeté to his fellow steel workers during a coffee break.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Entered the MotoGP race at Monza, with a Vespa, won, but got blinded by the checkered flag on her face and crashed off the track.

 

[Gamine67]

Entered the MotoGP race at Monza, with a Vespa, won, but got blinded by the checkered flag on her face and crashed off the track.

Stumbled over a diphthong thus ending up with a compound vowel and terminal consequences.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Stumbled over a diphthong thus ending up with a compound vowel and terminal consequences.

Little old ladies caned her to death for accidentally cutting in line (to get to the exit of the department store).

 

[_valkyrie_]

Wild honey badger attack. There was little to nothing that could have been done to prevent the gruesome accident.

 

[Gamine67]

We only know there were three cats, a missing goldfish, a step stool, a tarnished trombone, bees wax, a half empty bottle of Alicante Bousche, a note addressed to Beatriz and gallons of whipped cream. The Chief Inspector is baffled.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Schnappi das kleine Krokodil grew up and made a schnack out of her.

 

[Gamine67]

A leather bound notebook found behind a false wall with spells turning people in to cats, and three fur balls, were all that remained.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Tried an innovative yoga asana, the pretzel posture. It wasn't pretty.

 

[Gamine67]

Mixed balsamic vinegar with anchovies and heated in a microwave. Sorry.

 

[fisherfella]

suffocated while trying to put her mom's girdle on backwards and upside down

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

suffocated while trying to put her mom's girdle on backwards and upside down

The mermaids pulled him under.

 

[Jada59]

The mermaids pulled him under.

Sifted through the sands of an hourglass.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Sifted through the sands of an hourglass.

An infestation of fleas and cat eating rats!!!

 

[Gamine67]

An infestation of fleas and cat eating rats!!!

Frost bite from exposure during a weird a’ la mode experience in a closet.

 

[Stevew0073]

Frost bite from exposure during a weird a’ la mode experience in a closet.

Falls down the stairs

 

[asianmom42]

Falls down the stairs

Someone thought it'd be fun to stomp on the fry and ketchup packet so it explodes......

 

[WerdNerd]

Someone thought it'd be fun to stomp on the fry and ketchup packet so it explodes......

She falls of the stool and it turns out it wasn't a mouse just a dust bunny that scared her.

 

[Gamine67]

Tugged on Superman’s cape.

 

[Taegul]

That's Lake Placid behind her and she went swimming with a giant alligator.

 

[TheOldProspector]

I reckon a bobcat might do fer him if he's not careful. Though I dearly hope nothing happens to him, truth be told.

 

[jasonmason]

I reckon a bobcat might do fer him if he's not careful. Though I dearly hope nothing happens to him, truth be told.

Claim jumper shoots him.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Claim jumper shoots him.

Street robbery, he refused to give up his rafting gold medals.

 

[Taegul]

His 4-year life span expired.

 

[Jada59]

His 4-year life span expired.

Laughed himself to death.