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[Gamine67]

Replaced by Series 7.

Lost a Gage Match with the Little Redhaired Girl.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Lost a Gage Match with the Little Redhaired Girl.

Tried to jump the Grand Canyon on her scooter.

 

[tiny_tits]

Tried to jump the Grand Canyon on her scooter.

Loved her breasts, but didn't see the husband with the fireplace poker.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Loved her breasts, but didn't see the husband with the fireplace poker.

Her tits were perfectly fine but decided to get an augmentation anyways and died on the operating table.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Het tits were perfectly fine but decided to get an augmentation anyways and died on the operating table.

Walked into a bar in Minneapolis and said, "Badgers rule!"

 

[mnbreastluver]

Walked into a bar in Minneapolis and said, "Badgers rule!"

Fell asleep with a lit cigar and the house burned down.

 

[Series 6]

Fell asleep with a lit cigar and the house burned down.

Had his nipples tweaked until he fell into a coma and never regained consciousness

 

[Sexybritches69]

Had his nipples tweaked until he fell into a coma and never regained consciousness

He should have shot first.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He should have shot first.

Became truly overjoyed at the blissful moment of the perfect bra and britches set. Her heart couldn't take it.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Became truly overjoyed at the blissful moment of the perfect bra and britches set. Her heart couldn't take it.

Smothered in caramel. She died like she lived...super sweet!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Smothered in caramel. She died like she lived...super sweet!

(A someone licked it off...lol)

Was shown what true romance, patience and chivalry was from a fine as the sweetest wine bad boy with a conscience. Died at 109 years full of ecstasy.

 

[HBergeron]

(A someone licked it off...lol)

Was shown what true romance, patience and chivalry was from a fine as the sweetest wine bad boy with a conscience. Died at 109 years full of ecstasy.

The circumstance are murky, but it appears to have been from an over-enthusiastic bout of ass-smackery.

 

[Jada59]

The circumstance are murky, but it appears to have been from an over-enthusiastic bout of ass-smackery.

Choked on a catnip mouse.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Choked on a catnip mouse.

Found the mountain lion of her dreams! Wisked away and never seen again....well...the mountain lion found her...

 

[Jada59]

Found the mountain lion of her dreams! Wisked away and never seen again....well...the mountain lion found her...

Got tangled in her own dress and was unable to get out.

 

[Gamine67]

Darwin Award #28: Contructed an illegal still for the manufacturer of homemade marshmallows on an active fault line.

 

[gentold]

Darwin Award #28: Contructed an illegal still for the manufacturer of homemade marshmallows on an active fault line.

Their penchant for new Avs each more awesome than the former.

 

[Series 6]

Their penchant for new Avs each more awesome than the former.

Angered a lumber crew after repeatedly singing Monty Python’s “The Lumberjack Song “

 

[fisherfella]

Walked too close to a bonfire after having one too many Shirley Temples..

 

[elli1point1]

Walked too close to a bonfire after having one too many Shirley Temples..

grizzly bear

 

[TheMrBurns]

Forcibly "retired" by Elli2point0

 

[Gamine67]

Jumped for Joy.....

Joy moved the ladder....

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Jumped for Joy.....

Joy moved the ladder....

Blinded by those glasses she's wearing. Walked out in speeding traffic.

 

[Gamine67]

Blinded by those glasses she's wearing. Walked out in speeding traffic.

Ear Wax viscosity consultant for a major drug store chain.

 

[Taegul]

She confused "cruise control" with "autopilot" and drove straight off a cliff.