insteads of "hail to the chief"...

[rae121452]

trumpster has a new signature song. good on him!


Welcome to My Nightmare
Alice Cooper

Welcome to my nightmare
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel like you belong
A nocturnal vacation
Unnecessary sedation
You want to feel at home 'cause you belong

Welcome to my nightmare
Welcome to my breakdown
I hope I didn't scare you
That's just the way we are when we come down
We sweat and laugh and scream here
'cause life is just a dream here
You know inside you feel right at home here

Welcome to my breakdown
Whoa
You're welcome to my nightmare
Yeah

Welcome to my nightmare
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel that you belong
We sweat laugh and scream here
'Cause life is just a dream here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to my nightmare
Welcome to my breakdown
Yeah
Songwriters: ALICE COOPER,DICK WAGNER
© Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
For non-commercial use only.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

good one!

 

[JackLuis]

Here is a C&W song about Tiny Hands I just lifted from Wonkette.
Use Mary Robbins "Streets of Lorado" for the melody.

As I was dumped out on the streets of El Paso
As I was dumped out in El Paso one day
I met a pendejo with two tiny manos
Yes, two tiny manos and hair stacked like hay.

"I see by your outfit that you are a Meskin"
These words did he say as I laughed at his looks.
"Go back to Honduras or some other country –
You people are rapists and dealers and crooks"

"Pendejo", I answered, "tu hija es puta –
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.
Go off and suck up to the Russians and Saudis
You overweight idiot, liar and clown."

 

[LincolnDuncan]

Highway to Hell

 

[phrodeau]

Mary Robbins? Has Marty gone through a change?

 

[JackLuis]

Mary Robbins? Has Marty gone through a change?

Oops!

 

[10NadNuder]

Mary Robbins? Has Marty gone through a change?

Yeah, he was Robbinsed of his meat & 2 bits.