The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Wings]

Maybe you need less stuff?

That’s funny. I chuckled. Darkly.

 

[thør]

That’s funny. I chuckled. Darkly.

If the shelving goes up, will you lose the wall to lean on when pulling on boots?

 

[Wings]

If the shelving goes up, will you lose the wall to lean on when pulling on boots?

No, it’s the wall above the deep freeze, it’s just unused space and it seems like the moment I ventured into the Fiestaware cult my loved ones seized on the excuse to buy me pieces. My kitchen is awesome and full of cupboard space but this holiday season has maxed it out. I now have to reorganize and create more storage spaces.

 

[Notcastor]

what we're all thinking:

Maybe you need less stuffing?

what th/wh/ore was really saying:

Maybe you need me to stuff you again? (call me)

 

[Wings]

You know, I never considered what the side effects were if you had to have your prostate removed until I witnessed someone turn that impotence and resulting general hatred of himself into some seriously juvenile attempts at poking people with their flaccid dick, I mean their impotent rage, I mean their general self-hatred, I mean their painful loneliness at those who don’t give two hoots about them. That has got to suck in a very bad way.

 

[Notcastor]

You know, I never considered what the side effects were if you had to have your prostate removed until I witnessed someone turn that impotence and resulting general hatred of himself into some seriously juvenile attempts at poking people with their flaccid dick, I mean their impotent rage, I mean their general self-hatred, I mean their painful loneliness at those who don’t give two hoots about them. That has got to suck in a very bad way.

You had your prostate removed? Does th/whore know?

 

[thør]

No, it’s the wall above the deep freeze, it’s just unused space and it seems like the moment I ventured into the Fiestaware cult my loved ones seized on the excuse to buy me pieces. My kitchen is awesome and full of cupboard space but this holiday season has maxed it out. I now have to reorganize and create more storage spaces.

You could just bust the fiestaware and thinset it to the wall. Dust it once a year or so.

 

[Wings]

I mean, even if the dick is not impressive it wouldn’t matter if it can only flop about.

Maybe some sort of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon magic.

 

[Wings]

You could just bust the fiestaware and thinset it to the wall. Dust it once a year or so.

How dare you, sir! That is an abomination!

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[Luk]

You know, I never considered what the side effects were if you had to have your prostate removed until I witnessed someone turn that impotence and resulting general hatred of himself into some seriously juvenile attempts at poking people with their flaccid dick, I mean their impotent rage, I mean their general self-hatred, I mean their painful loneliness at those who don’t give two hoots about them. That has got to suck in a very bad way.

I didn't think you could neuter a man twice but the above proved me wrong.

 

[thør]

How dare you, sir! That is an abomination!

It's a plate.

 

[neci]

a prostate served up on fiestaware.

parsley and lemon garnish?

a poor man's judy.

 

[trysail]

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Kilroy was here.


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[Aglaopheme]

Truthiness, wings.


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[Aglaopheme]

No, it’s the wall above the deep freeze, it’s just unused space and it seems like the moment I ventured into the Fiestaware cult my loved ones seized on the excuse to buy me pieces. My kitchen is awesome and full of cupboard space but this holiday season has maxed it out. I now have to reorganize and create more storage spaces.

Seems like a nice spot to hang some art. We just reworked a bunch of ours, and hung stuff that hasn’t been up before.

 

[Sean]

I got a couple of Billy bookcases from Ikea over crimbo, built one the other day for the bedroom. I can now see the bedroom floor for the first time in months.

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you have any idea where the fiestaware has been?

 

[Wings]

Seems like a nice spot to hang some art. We just reworked a bunch of ours, and hung stuff that hasn’t been up before.

Did you see that leather rug/hanging I picked up in La Jolla? I need to hang it still but I’m struggling with where to put it because it’s so large!

 

[Wings]

Lovingly licked by the dog.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I mean, even if the dick is not impressive it wouldn’t matter if it can only flop about.

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floppity floppity

Maybe some sort of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon magic.

The hot air reserves are certainly there.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Did you see that leather rug/hanging I picked up in La Jolla? I need to hang it still but I’m struggling with where to put it because it’s so large!

Oh god yes. I love that piece!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Mario Kart was supposed to be for the kids and Zelda was to be for me. It’s not working out that way.

Kuddos to Target for taking care of the issue when $50 from the cash I gave to the fella for the purchase wasn’t credited. I called and explained what happened, they found an overage in the drawer and put the cash aside for us to come back and get.

 

[lovetoread]

What percentage of mail order brides kill their American sponsor husbands and become wealthy widows?

actually its more likely the woman will be killed by the dude who brought her over

 

[Notcastor]

actually its more likely the woman will be killed by the dude who brought her over

Did he buy you a deep-freezer for Christmas?