The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[CandiCame]

Candi, I like you and really enjoy reading you, but the way you misspell "y'all" is about to send me over the OCD edge. For love of all that is southern and holy, please please please fix it. It's all I want for Christmas.

It's not a real word. I can spell it however I want. I don't contract youngun either.

 

[dolf]

It's not a real word. I can spell it however I want. I don't contract youngun either.

She's right though

 

[CandiCame]

She's right though

Yhall can shove your apostrophies and your correct gammer right up whereever you traditionally shove things. You've got more holes than me to choose from so I don't feel right limiting you.

Hey Dolf, I'm going through my old blog from a million years ago and I have a question. Is this you? Did I do sprite art of you?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/d33e14a053f5a68ad8d9df6f835c16b5/tumblr_nobcj46Nxc1uvati4o6_100.png

 

[dolf]

Nope, I don't think that's me.

 

[silver gurl]

Why the hell do I keep breaking out in hives? And why do I need to work tomorrow?

 

[Porkwarrior]

If the beer & brats with an extra side of squeeky cheese is good,

Why didn't I get married 2yrs ago just for the green card?

 

[toeskr]

Why the hell do I keep breaking out in hives? And why do I need to work tomorrow?

Where do we start with this one and did you REALLY ask that?

 

[BotanyBoy]

This fasting shit is WILD.

So I'm doing my first long term water fast after intermittent fasting for 2 months with great success.

I haven't consumed anything but water for 4 days...just did my 2nd fasted workout and I feel fucking AMAZING.

The normally baseline workout was a fucking challenge, the "burn" sets in so quickly BUT the "runners high" the "pump" that shows up shortly after? WOW.....it's extra level endo-rush in a fully fat adapted Ketogenic state.

Super buzz is appropriate.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7d/7df4637bab26adc59e92e7e0d53a9376decc295afa935cb3c9b2e14f9f995716.jpg

I'm going the hard way without Vitamin S.....but I get you Arnie....such a great man.

Still not even interested in food, as long as I stay buzzy like this I think 1 more day will be no issue...maybe I'll keep it up past Christmas.

But I'm not ruling out hitting a wall at some point soon either.

 

[toeskr]

Now hand me the wine bottle please. [/QUOTE]


It wasn't very long ago that you posted that drink or drugs didn’t pass your lips... teeth repair and such.

What changed? Stressful new job? Nice caulk btw. Kinda helped but not really.

 

[Hal9000_]

Dude...eat a sammich. Maybe a short glass of chocolate milk.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Dude...eat a sammich. Maybe a short glass of chocolate milk.

Dude I'm going to eat me up a gorgeous butter basted 16oz ribeye, bacon/eggs in avocado halves baked and basted in coconut oil, with about a 1/2 lb of lightly steamed butter/steak juice soaked broccoli and a 1/2 lb of asparagus Parmesan.

It's going to be amazing too.

Clean bulk time starts whenever I get hungry after tomorrow.

I want to go on either poacher, pirate or ISIS safari this next late summer early fall.

Qualifications can get you in but diet and fitness still gotta be on fuckin' point for extreme hunting trips.

 

[CandiCame]

Dude...eat a sammich. Maybe a short glass of chocolate milk.

I clicked extra to read that and... Jesus fuck that's horrifying.

"It was so much more difficult to exercise because my body is literally dying! I feel great because I genuinely am too dumb to realize I'm killing myself!"

Seriously why the fuck is it so hard to just admit that you know you're hurting yourself and doing it anyway for vanity? Like a goddamn adult?

 

[Hal9000_]

Whoa...I never said overdo it.



You are what you are by your genetics. It may be possible to reprogram by sheer willpower. But certainly not easy.

The main point is to feel good.

 

[dolf]

The whole house smells of duck.

 

[Hal9000_]

The whole house smells of duck.

And butter?

 

[dolf]

And butter?

 

[Hal9000_]

Apologize. "Duck Butter".

 

[dolf]

Apologize. "Duck Butter".

 

[CandiCame]

I don't really like duck but I think it's because I have this really weird texture thing. Like it's not the taste it's the like... it's fatty and stringy and I hate both those things. There's supposed to be ways to cook it where it doesn't do that but it's beyond the capacities of me and everyone I've ever met.

 

[Hal9000_]

It's a euphemism for ball sweat.

Also see:

"bat wings"

 

[thør]

The whole house smells of duck.

Roast duck, Yummmm...

 

[BotanyBoy]

I clicked extra to read that and... Jesus fuck that's horrifying.

"It was so much more difficult to exercise because my body is literally dying! I feel great because I genuinely am too dumb to realize I'm killing myself!"

Seriously why the fuck is it so hard to just admit that you know you're hurting yourself and doing it anyway for vanity? Like a goddamn adult?

Candi the science denier

Ketosis doesn't mean you're dying or killing yourself....it just means you're using fat for energy instead of sugar.

Ketosis is a normal metabolic process, something your body does to keep working. When it doesn't have enough carbohydrates from food for your cells to burn for energy, it burns fat instead.

https://www.webmd.com/diabetes/type-1-diabetes-guide/what-is-ketosis#1

Ketosis is a normal metabolic process. When the body does not have enough glucose for energy, it burns stored fats instead; this results in a build-up of acids called ketones within the body.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/180858.php

Seriously why the fuck is it so hard to just admit you don't know what you're talking about and quit pretending a precisely controlled diet regiment and anorexia aren't the same thing? Like a godddamn adult?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Whoa...I never said overdo it.



You are what you are by your genetics. It may be possible to reprogram by sheer willpower. But certainly not easy.

The main point is to feel good.

To some extent yes.

Still...shedding the fat and getting fit is something that anyone can do with just a little discipline.

If people stopped eating shit and got 30min of exercise 3 times a week? America's Obesity epidemic would vanish in like 3 months.

 

[toeskr]

Candi the science denier

Ketosis doesn't mean you're dying or killing yourself....it just means you're using fat for energy instead of sugar.


https://www.webmd.com/diabetes/type-1-diabetes-guide/what-is-ketosis#1


https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/180858.php

Seriously why the fuck is it so hard to just admit you don't know what you're talking about and quit pretending a precisely controlled diet and physical fitness regiment and anorexia aren't the same thing? Like a godddamn adult?

It's not really that.

A diet of semen and meth have got "it" to this point.

But the ideal of luk and ig fighting over it, has it twitter pated. Can’t sleep now.

 

[BotanyBoy]

It's not really that.

A diet of semen and meth have got "it" to this point.

But the ideal of luk and ig fighting over it, has it twitter pated. Can’t sleep now.

LOL

Fuckin' savage .....I bet you were fun to work with.