The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[raindancer]

All I have is a steel pole.

 

[Feminist_Dazed]

Shallow. Self-congratulatory. Pathetic.

 

[Luk]

Quit signing your posts, dipshit.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Quit signing your posts, dipshit.

Ditto.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*reads*

Avoid the chrome.

(I had no idea, until now.)

 

[Saint Peter]

My stripper pole material choice would be a Naval Brass (C46400) as it is corrosive resistant and reasonably machinable.

 

[Saint Peter]

And cleans up with Windex.

 

[Saint Peter]

The small amount of lead in the C46400 also gives it a natural lubricating quality.

If some of the posters on the GB would have had that giant stick up their ass fabricated with Naval Brass it would be much easier to pull out.


much

easier

 

[adrina]

But they like the stick where it's at.

 

[Saint Peter]

What about security checkpoints at airports?
What about bicycle riding?

Shirley you would want to pull that badboy out of your pooper now and then.

 

[Hal9000_]

http://www.yataforluda.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Monkey.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Stop pointing that thing at me!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

What became of all of those Fire Station brass poles ?

No more Firemen, sliding down the pole.

 

[HarryHill]

The fireman groupies are doing all the pole sliding.

 

[islandman]

Dear Essential,

Go on fucking sale again!


Thanks,

Me

 

[pink]

I gave away some canned vegetables to a family in need. 2 bags full.

It's not much but at least I helped a little.

 

[CandiCame]

Yhall don't know how bad I don't want to go back in a load of coal for my gramps. Not for any valid reason I'm just lazy as hell.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Thanks for the reminder- UNICEF

(stuff still needs to be done)

United Nations International Children's Emergency Fund

 

[Lorilei]

Candi, I like you and really enjoy reading you, but the way you misspell "y'all" is about to send me over the OCD edge. For love of all that is southern and holy, please please please fix it. It's all I want for Christmas.

 

[thør]

What became of all of those Fire Station brass poles ?

No more Firemen, sliding down the pole.

Lawyers......

 

[jaF0]

Firemen polish each other's poles.

 

[thør]

The small amount of lead in the C46400 also gives it a natural lubricating quality.

If some of the posters on the GB would have had that giant stick up their ass fabricated with Naval Brass it would be much easier to pull out.


much

easier

I think I'd like to have a long 9 pounder made from C46400. Everyone on a promontory should have at lest one cannon.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

The lawyers took all of the brass poles for themselves ?

Bastids!


(joke- I read, before I leapt.)

 

[thør]

That's an excellent display— quite readable.


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The neighbor keeps it going.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I remember bronze cannons. I was impressed with how thick the walls of the cannon were. Cannon balls the size of one of the large-sized bowling balls. (Not the small child-friendly bowling balls.)

Brass fittings on steam powered antique engines.

Which is more brittle, and apt to rupture under explosive pressure ?

(Hard to believe they used cast iron for that. Then, again, they worked with what was available..)

Hey Neci, some really big balls!