The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[IrezumiKiss]

Ever since I was a little girl, this has always been my favorite time of the year.

https://i1.wp.com/halloweenshindig.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/sndn_thankssanta.gif

Not just any box cutter. A Christmas box cutter.

What movie is that from? Sure as fuck ain't Miracle on 34th Street!

 

[Aglaopheme]

My boyfriend said I'd look like Bennedict Britishname trying to joke and I started crying again.

This cat? That’s nothing to cry about. Bite lower lip about is more like it.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/Benedict_Cumberbatch_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/220px-Benedict_Cumberbatch_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

 

[Aglaopheme]

What movie is that from? Sure as fuck ain't Miracle on 34th Street!

I was wondering the same thing.

 

[CandiCame]

This cat? That’s nothing to cry about. Bite lower lip about is more like it.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/Benedict_Cumberbatch_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/220px-Benedict_Cumberbatch_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

Well it was last night and I was in mood. It is kinda funny today now that I'm not so fresh.

In my head, I was more thinking in my head like

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5103540.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Benedict-Cumberbatch.jpg

 

[Aglaopheme]

Well it was last night and I was in mood. It is kinda funny today now that I'm not so fresh.

In my head, I was more thinking in my head like

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5103540.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Benedict-Cumberbatch.jpg

I think he is one of those people that don’t photograph well, but he is still raaawr to me.

 

[Pookie]

What movie is that from? Sure as fuck ain't Miracle on 34th Street!

Silent Night Deadly Night

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/321983137269-0-1/s-l1000.jpg


It's a classic.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Silent Night Deadly Night

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/321983137269-0-1/s-l1000.jpg


It's a classic.

ahhhhh yeah, that's it! Danke, danke.

Your avatar should've clued me in. Cheesy b-movie horror from the golden age. They don't make 'em like that anymore!

 

[Pookie]

ahhhhh yeah, that's it! Danke, danke.

Your avatar should've clued me in. Cheesy b-movie horror from the golden age. They don't make 'em like that anymore!

It's a good'un though!

https://media.giphy.com/media/iLeKdtuiDc3Sg/giphy.gif

 

[thør]

Cheap bastards. I don’t even get a MSDS with the new implant.

And that is bullshit.

 

[silver gurl]

They don’t really want you to sleep in a hospital.

Heal quickly!

 

[thør]

They don’t really want you to sleep in a hospital.

You sleep?

It's like they wake you up every 5 minutes for some bullshit.

 

[HarryHill]

Oh fuck, a furniture truck just pulled up; what now?

 

[thør]

Oh fuck, a furniture truck just pulled up; what now?

You poor bastard......

 

[chillywilly2]

Oh fuck, a furniture truck just pulled up; what now?

Hey, she bought it and they unload it....how bad can it be

and you get to sit on it

 

[CandiCame]

I just made potato soup with soymilk like a fucking hippie.

This is gonna be awful and I'm already mad about it.

 

[HarryHill]

You poor bastard......

Hey, she bought it and they unload it....how bad can it be
and you get to sit on it

..
It's not a chair, it's too soft and too tall but an interesting height, then there was the tip I was stuck with

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I'm ready for summer. Please, come back soon. I miss the sun.

I just made potato soup with soymilk like a fucking hippie.

This is gonna be awful and I'm already mad about it.

Noooo. Why?

 

[HarryHill]

I just made potato soup with soymilk like a fucking hippie.

This is gonna be awful and I'm already mad about it.

..
Some bacon would help that

 

[CandiCame]

I'm ready for summer. Please, come back soon. I miss the sun.



Noooo. Why?

Because my girlfriend is a monster and so that's all we had. Thought real hard about using coffee creamer.

 

[CandiCame]

..
Some bacon would help that

If I could chew bacon I'd eat bacon.

I thought about it and then I thought, "Hey dumbass why are you making soup? Remember why you're watering down food?"

And I was like, "Oh, right, I can't chew. Thanks, brain, good lookin out."

I wish I had one of those things that you stick into any food and it liquifies it. I can't remember what it's called.

I'm... I'm really high. I've not had oxicodone in like 4-5 years and I do not know where I am right now.

I've got a blender but like, I legit started to do that and then I was like, "I bet I can't liquify raw bacon in a blender" and then I got the bacon bits out, because I thought I could do that-

yhall

guys

they were fucking vegan. She brought vegan bacon into my house and I've been eating it. I've been eating that on my salads and baked potatoes and god knows what else- pizza, I put that on fucking pizza...

To be fair, i mean, it tastes like bacon.

Edit: Also to be fair I eat vegan food a lot. I just like to know what my food is when you serve it to me. I'm not one of those guys who needs meat every five minutes or my dick shrivels up or whatever the fuck they're afraid of.

 

[ryan8558]

immersion blender

 

[CandiCame]

immersion blender

Is that the thing you stick in food to liquefy it?

 

[ryan8558]

Is that the thing you stick in food to liquefy it?

yes, this

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/small/433841/1607373.jpg

 

[CandiCame]

yes, this

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/small/433841/1607373.jpg

I want one of those but I don't know if I've proven I could be responsible with it.

 

[ryan8558]

I want one of those but I don't know if I've proven I could be responsible with it.

DO NOT USE IT ON YOUR HAIR!!!