Eggnog? Gingersnap cookies? Sperm-nog?

[shelly2inme]

If you had company and offered them a choice of eggnog, gingersnap cookies or sperm-nog what reaction would you expect to get?

Here is the ingredient list for eggnog and also the ingredients for sperm-nog.

Eggnog:
6 large eggs
1 cup granulated sugar
2 cups whole milk
1 cup heavy cream
1/2 to 1 1/2 cups bourbon, rum, cognac, or a mix
Freshly grated nutmeg, for serving

Sperm-nog:
1 cup of fresh warm sperm
1 cup granulated sugar
2 cups whole milk
1 cup heavy cream
1/2 to 1 1/2 cups bourbon, rum, cognac, or a mix
Freshly grated nutmeg, for serving

I am not seriously suggesting that you offer grandma a cup of sperm-nog or that you make a batch.

I am trying to illustrate a point about society’s warped double standard views about sex. They think it seems perfectly natural to gulp down raw chicken ovum but if a woman swallows the HUMAN male counterpart to ovum, namely sperm, it seems gross to them. So to all the trolls that think I am a disgusting slut because I love letting a guy finish in my mouth I just want to say I hope you enjoy your raw chicken ovum eggnog.

Or am I missing something? I would love to hear if you agree that swallowing a little human sperm is more natural than making a beverage out of raw chicken ovum.

 

[IG_88]

The fuck are you talking about?

 

[Kirkrapine]

Natural? Well, in the wild, many animals eat bird's eggs. But I've never heard of one eating semen -- beyond what you will inevitably ingest if you eat a whole male animal.

Gingersnap cookies, of course, are in that sense wholly unnatural.

 

[IG_88]

I like gingersnaps. I like most ginger treats. I also like Ginger and woulda spent the whole time on the island fucking the dog snot out of her.

 

[Kirkrapine]

I am trying to illustrate a point about society’s warped double standard views about sex. They think it seems perfectly natural to gulp down raw chicken ovum but if a woman swallows the HUMAN male counterpart to ovum, namely sperm, it seems gross to them. So to all the trolls that think I am a disgusting slut because I love letting a guy finish in my mouth I just want to say I hope you enjoy your raw chicken ovum eggnog.

Where did that come from?! I have never heard anyone say, "I love to suck cock, but swallowing is gross!" If you put a cock in your mouth, you know the risk!

 

[IG_88]

Where did that come from?! I have never heard anyone say, "I love to suck cock, but swallowing is gross!"

Mostly the younger ones. Rarely is it anyone over 25 or so. Usually by then they've figured out if they don't swallow the guy is gonna find someone who does.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

A whole cup of warm, fresh sperm? Gonna have to call in the boys. I wonder if they'll want to taste the fruit of their labors.

 

[Kirkrapine]

It doesn't necessarily have to be human sperm, does it? Bull semen you can buy on the market.

 

[IG_88]

A cup of sperm is a fucking bukkake. I'm mean I'm no Peter North but I can shoot a nice load when the mood hits me but a cup? Gonna need a lot of fluids and some good Dirty Sanchez porn.

 

[IG_88]

It doesn't necessarily have to be human sperm, does it? Bull semen you can buy on the market.

Bestiality is not allowed here.

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=486881385

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://www.xnxx.com/video-2j2hv32/sperm_omelette

 

[IG_88]

Ok, I viewed post and watched the vid. It's entirely possible it made my dick hard.

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://xhamster.com/videos/bukkake-in-a-glass-prt1-bmw-143277#mlrelated

 

[BadBard]

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If you had company and offered them a choice of eggnog, gingersnap cookies or sperm-nog what reaction would you expect to get?

Here is the ingredient list for eggnog and also the ingredients for sperm-nog.

Eggnog:
6 large eggs
1 cup granulated sugar
2 cups whole milk
1 cup heavy cream
1/2 to 1 1/2 cups bourbon, rum, cognac, or a mix
Freshly grated nutmeg, for serving

Sperm-nog:
1 cup of fresh warm sperm
1 cup granulated sugar
2 cups whole milk
1 cup heavy cream
1/2 to 1 1/2 cups bourbon, rum, cognac, or a mix
Freshly grated nutmeg, for serving

I am not seriously suggesting that you offer grandma a cup of sperm-nog or that you make a batch.

I am trying to illustrate a point about society’s warped double standard views about sex. They think it seems perfectly natural to gulp down raw chicken ovum but if a woman swallows the HUMAN male counterpart to ovum, namely sperm, it seems gross to them. So to all the trolls that think I am a disgusting slut because I love letting a guy finish in my mouth I just want to say I hope you enjoy your raw chicken ovum eggnog.

Or am I missing something? I would love to hear if you agree that swallowing a little human sperm is more natural than making a beverage out of raw chicken ovum.

One cup of fresh warm sperm??? Sounds like this is going to be a group effort!