Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[EmpressJosephine]

When a sales assistant asks if he would like any help, he always says no, then when they start walking away, he says, “Can I get some help over here?”.

If you invite her over, you can't get her to leave!

 

[rlaflamme]

If you invite her over, you can't get her to leave!

Locks visitors in her home

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Is naked under that trench coat.

Hey! You are supposed to tell lies!

 

[rlaflamme]

Hey! You are supposed to tell lies!

Oh, I forgot lol.

Has a trench coat designated for each day of the year.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Has a trained monkey that pickpockets ladies purses

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a trained monkey that pickpockets ladies purses

Plays rings toss with brimmed hats.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Plays rings toss with brimmed hats.

Has a roman armor fetish

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a roman armor fetish

Believes he can travel through time and see the events of the past, but has not done it.

 

[Gamine67]

The only one on his curling team that uses a mop.

 

[rlaflamme]

The only one on his curling team that uses a mop.

Knocks over sand castles on the beach

 

[Taegul]

He's Elmer Fudd's speech coach.

 

[rlaflamme]

He's Elmer Fudd's speech coach.

Has ox horns on the front of his car

 

[Jada59]

Has ox horns on the front of his car

Thinks he can fly.

 

[rlaflamme]

Thinks he can flu.

Gives the puss in boots stare when she wants her way.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Gives the puss in boots stare when she wants her way.

Secretly bakes cookies with mouse droppings instead of chocolate

 

[rlaflamme]

Secretly bakes cookies with mouse droppings instead of chocolate

Kicks sand onto peoples towels and blankets at the beach.

 

[Jada59]

Kicks sand onto peoples towels and blankets at the beach.

Is addicted to candy canes.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is addicted to candy canes.

Pulls around a stuffed dog on a lease.

 

[Jada59]

Pulls around a stuffed dog on a lease.

Eats tacos in a pristine fashion with knife and fork.

 

[rlaflamme]

Eats tacos in a pristine fashion with knife and fork.

Dips her French fries in relish.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Organises a party once a year for all stray dogs in the beighbourhood

 

[rlaflamme]

Organises a party once a year for all stray dogs in the beighbourhood

Has a colony of mice in his home.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Has an album with photographs of every pair of pants he ever had.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has an album with photographs of every pair of pants he ever had.

Always wears a raincoat, just in case...

 

[Gamine67]

Wears his lucky argyle socks with flamboyant garters under his dungarees to garage sales.