Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[LadyJS]

Is a Pigeon fancier

Has a man crush on Colin Firth.

 

[MattWolf]

Has a man crush on Colin Firth.

Once told Colin Firth to fuck off when he accidentally trod on her toe

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

Once told Colin Firth to fuck off when he accidentally trod on her toe

His father was a poodle.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

His father was a poodle.

Is the exact opposite of stone cold.

 

[Xerxes82]

Can't use public restrooms unless Coldplay is playing over the speakers.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Can't use public restrooms unless Coldplay is playing over the speakers.

Is hoping no one notices he's just a oragami bird made out of black construction paper from the dollar store.

 

[Xerxes82]

Once replaced MCA for an entire set with The Beastie Boys at a show in Atlantic City. Nobody noticed.

Is hoping no one notices he's just a oragami bird made out of black construction paper from the dollar store.

That's overvaluing my construction by at least 75 cents.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Once replaced MCA for an entire set with The Beastie Boys at a show in Atlantic City. Nobody noticed.



That's overvaluing my construction by at least 75 cents.

Lives in Iowa, only references Atlantic City to seem worldly.

 

[rlaflamme]

Lives in Iowa, only references Atlantic City to seem worldly.

Is afraid of water.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Is afraid of water.

Is the godfather to Cinderella's fairy godmother.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is the godfather to Cinderella's fairy godmother.

Sings "When you wish upon a star" every night before bed.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sings "When you wish upon a star" every night before bed.

Holding the laser in his hand in anticipation of the mailman coming without a Christmas card for him.

 

[rlaflamme]

Holding the laser in his hand in anticipation of the mailman coming without a Christmas card for him.

Flips through the phone book and makes a minimum of 20 prank calls a day.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Flips through the phone book and makes a minimum of 20 prank calls a day.

Needs his regular laxative to be doubled up on the holidays for the rich foods.

 

[rlaflamme]

Needs his regular laxative to be doubled up on the holidays for the rich foods.

Wears lowcut tops to distract people at work

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Wears lowcut tops to distract people at work

Wears g strings for the freedom felt.

 

[rlaflamme]

Wears g strings for the freedom felt.

Doesn't wear any underwear, doesn't like how they can bunch up.

 

[Gamine67]

Wears diphthongs to avoid VPL’s.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Doesn't wear any underwear, doesn't like how they can bunch up.

Likes the feeling of wedgies.

 

[rlaflamme]

Wears diphthongs to avoid VPL’s.

Sends to dogs after the mailman

Likes the feeling of wedgies.

Rides topless in her convertible in the dead of winter

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sends to dogs after the mailman



Rides topless in her convertible in the dead of winter

Loves for his top heavy aunts to visit. They are tall and he gets face plants in the boobs when hugged.

 

[rlaflamme]

Loves for his top heavy aunts to visit. They are tall and he gets face plants in the boobs when hugged.

Wears short skirts and slides up on the counter so all can get a little more view than they expected.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Wears short skirts and slides up on the counter so all can get a little more view than they expected.

Likes showing his butt crack while walking little old ladies across the street.

 

[rlaflamme]

Likes showing his butt crack while walking little old ladies across the street.

Dances naked in front of the mirror in hopes the Martians will see her.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Dances naked in front of the mirror in hopes the Martians will see her.

Moons his neighbors from the living room windows.