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For those of you (men or women) into anal play, what sorts of things have you had up your backside?
 
My wife and I are into anal play. But on her. She won't return the favor, which I'm good with. So far Mrs.Screwher has enjoyed my fingers, tongue, my cock, and various different sex toys. As for other men, only her current lover has recently gotten to experience that sacred area.
 
For her, finger, tongue, butt plugs, sm, med and lg, slim vibrators, my cock a couple of times. I'm rather thick so it tended to stretch her too much.

For me, fingers and a small vibrator. We've discussed going further into the depths of anal play. She is up for it. We plan on getting a few more butt play items. Hopefully she can stretch out enough to take my manhood without pain.
 
We've done just about all the usual things, tongues, toys, fingers and cock, with everything but the cock going both ways. We also have a kink for enjoying the scent of that area. But the strangest thing(s) we ever had up there was vodka soaked gummy bears.
 
cucumbers big dildo's strap-on vibrators tongue fingers have not had a real cock YET but working on it
 
Cucumbers? Exactly how big?

Biggest so far was 13 ins long by 9 ins around at it's widest point. Of course lots of lube and yes it did hurt a little going in but once it felt soooo good. Oh yea I use a condom over the cucumbers just in case it breaks wouldn't want it to get stuck in me. A friend is a RN that works in the ER. He told me one guy got a light bulb stuck in him they had to get it out. I bet he turn five shades or red.
 
Biggest so far was 13 ins long by 9 ins around at it's widest point. Of course lots of lube and yes it did hurt a little going in but once it felt soooo good. Oh yea I use a condom over the cucumbers just in case it breaks wouldn't want it to get stuck in me. A friend is a RN that works in the ER. He told me one guy got a light bulb stuck in him they had to get it out. I bet he turn five shades or red.

Good grief!It seems like something that thick wouldn't fit. I assume you had to work your way up to that with other things first (e.g., butt plugs)?
 
Her (that I know of): cock, small vibe, tongue, fingers, thumb

Me: bottles, random objects, fingers, cucumbers, her toys, p spot massager, hair brush, toothbrush, weights bar, hose, water (enema), household objects that look like they should never fit...
 
For those of you (men or women) into anal play, what sorts of things have you had up your backside?

Cocks, fingers, strap-on dildos, regular dildos, butt-plugs. But I'm a great fan of "found objects" for sex play. Some of my favorites: rake handles, broom handles, shovel handles; various vegetables including cucumbers and corn (shucked). (did you ever wonder where the term 'corn-holing' came from? Now you know.) My wife of the time once put the butt-end of her hiking stick up inside me, in the heat of the moment. That was probably the riskiest adventure, but it turned out not to be splintery at all—nicely worn smooth on the trail rocks. :)

Oh, and did I mention cocks? Those are the best of all. Custom-made made for the purpose. It gives me a warm wet happy feeling just thinking about it.
 
For those of you (men or women) into anal play, what sorts of things have you had up your backside?

Where would I start? I've been into anal play since....well...as long as I've been sexually aware.

Started with a finger (or two, or three...), of course, and over decades has progressed from a motorcycle throttle grip (my first "anal toy") to dildos, double ended dildos with a partner on the other end, HUGE dildos, butt plugs, HUGE butt plugs, to all manner and sizes (HUGE!) of specialty "anal probes" and toys to penises and yes....my wife's (admittedly) small fist.
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In a related fetish, also "up my backside", enema nozzles of various shapes, designs, and sizes including phallic shaped nozzles, colon tubes, LONG and HUGE colon tubes, Bardex style retention nozzles and hollow/tunnel butt plug-nozzles. All supported by a cast of premium, 1 gallon/high volume silicon enema bags and hoses. (No. I've never taken a garden hose. I like things a little more clinical and clean than that...:D)

"Film at 11:00."
 
I genuinely don't know everything that's been up my ass, because I get blindfolded a lot.

But I have a rule that if it wasn't designed to go into an ass, like specifically designed for that, no one needed to try. My ex had some weird ideas.
 
Her (that I know of): cock, small vibe, tongue, fingers, thumb

Me: bottles, random objects, fingers, cucumbers, her toys, p spot massager, hair brush, toothbrush, weights bar, hose, water (enema), household objects that look like they should never fit...

I've tried random household objects too, but never a weights bar. Without the rounded tip, it sounds like that would hurt...
 
Cocks, fingers, strap-on dildos, regular dildos, butt-plugs. But I'm a great fan of "found objects" for sex play. Some of my favorites: rake handles, broom handles, shovel handles; various vegetables including cucumbers and corn (shucked). (did you ever wonder where the term 'corn-holing' came from? Now you know.) My wife of the time once put the butt-end of her hiking stick up inside me, in the heat of the moment. That was probably the riskiest adventure, but it turned out not to be splintery at all—nicely worn smooth on the trail rocks. :)

Oh, and did I mention cocks? Those are the best of all. Custom-made made for the purpose. It gives me a warm wet happy feeling just thinking about it.

Yes, the handles of various objects seem to be quite popular. You are the second person to mention cucumbers. Both they and corn seem too big to fit, but I guess you work your way up to them...
 
Where would I start? I've been into anal play since....well...as long as I've been sexually aware.

Started with a finger (or two, or three...), of course, and over decades has progressed from a motorcycle throttle grip (my first "anal toy") to dildos, double ended dildos with a partner on the other end, HUGE dildos, butt plugs, HUGE butt plugs, to all manner and sizes (HUGE!) of specialty "anal probes" and toys to penises and yes....my wife's (admittedly) small fist.
https://www.squirt.org/images/sexicon/peek_a_bum.gif

In a related fetish, also "up my backside", enema nozzles of various shapes, designs, and sizes including phallic shaped nozzles, colon tubes, LONG and HUGE colon tubes, Bardex style retention nozzles and hollow/tunnel butt plug-nozzles. All supported by a cast of premium, 1 gallon/high volume silicon enema bags and hoses. (No. I've never taken a garden hose. I like things a little more clinical and clean than that...:D)

"Film at 11:00."

That's quite an array of objects. You sound like an old pro now...
 
I genuinely don't know everything that's been up my ass, because I get blindfolded a lot.

But I have a rule that if it wasn't designed to go into an ass, like specifically designed for that, no one needed to try. My ex had some weird ideas.

You must be very trusting then. Otherwise, who knows what they could be using on you. Even though you were blindfolded, did anything ever feel like it was too big to fit?
 
For those of you (men or women) into anal play, what sorts of things have you had up your backside?

I’ve only played with my ass while alone but I enjoy a small plug from time to time. Also once I get really going I like using my fingers(usually 1-2 at a time) and there’s also a small virbator I have tried but honestly after using the plug it might be too thin to really give me the stimulation I crave.
 
You must be very trusting then. Otherwise, who knows what they could be using on you. Even though you were blindfolded, did anything ever feel like it was too big to fit?

I'm pretty flexible, but the reason I had to make that rule is because he was gonna use action figures wrapped in a condom.

Action figures that were kinda pointy.

Fuck it, I'll just tell you. Transformers. He was gonna put robots up my ass and I was like, "Dude... chill. It's POINTY."

Also he really wanted me to double penetration and he was already pretty big. It's weird because he really does love me and is a good dom, but he just like... idk, he really thought I could do it.

It's not even that I'm trusting, really, it's that I go into subspace pretty fast and then I just could not give a shit if I tried so somebody needs to be watching me anyway. Like we talk about it beforehand so I can make those vetos if they need to be made. It's not just like... a complete surprise. Because we learned that was necessary.

Edit: Also, like... it is just me being weak, anyway. People can do it. People do dp and fisting and shit. I just can't.
 
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