JJonah
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jun 9, 2018
- Posts
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True. But I have cooked it.
TPBM had never had steak tartar.
False. I have, but I didn’t see what all the fuss was about.
TPBM knows how to make their own sushi.
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True. But I have cooked it.
TPBM had never had steak tartar.
False. I have, but I didn’t see what all the fuss was about.
TPBM knows how to make their own sushi.
False!
TPBM loves bubble tea.
False. I have never tried bubble tea.
TPBM speaks fluent Spanish.
"No quiero Taco Bell" and "Una mas cervesa muy frio, por favor" is about it...
Oh! and "Donde es la bibliotecha?".
So yeah... no
TPBM has never had coitus in salt water.
False! I love to butcher songs in public.
TPBM has never left the country.
False.
TPBM has never been on a cruise.
True
TPBM has never been to a public protest or demonstration.
False
TPBM prefers pot to alcohol
Ah ha ha! False.
I tried pot for the first time a few weeks ago. My daughter gave it to me. *chuckles*
It had virtually no effect on me. Her hubby told her to give me the good stuff and we tried again.
Daughter was feeling no pain and was quite giggly, I was... nothing. Still.Weird, no?
Actually, I prefer pills.
TPBM buys helium balloons so they can talk like Alvin the chipmunk.
Ah ha ha! False.
I tried pot for the first time a few weeks ago. My daughter gave it to me. *chuckles*
It had virtually no effect on me. Her hubby told her to give me the good stuff and we tried again.
Daughter was feeling no pain and was quite giggly, I was... nothing. Still.Weird, no?
Actually, I prefer pills.
TPBM buys helium balloons so they can talk like Alvin the chipmunk.
False - you need to try a peanut butter cookie from the batch I just made. You definitely won't feel nothing!
TPBM is addicted to lit.
False
TPBM thinks TPAT looks a lot like Chris Hemsworth only more muscular![]()
Jinxy. I don't know what either one looks like.
TPBM likes the singer, Pink.
I have always liked her when I've heard her.
TPBM
wants to be on top
I do!
TPBM has had an orgasm today.
False.
TPBM is currently sporting naked feet.
True.
TPBM is munching on a piece of toast.
True, is morning time here.
Loves pizza over a good juicy cheeseburger.
False
TPBM is an exhibitionist.