<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[angelofthenorth]

Though he was fastidious but turned out to be slowtidious.

got washed away

 

[Gamine67]

Used the Schwartz

 

[mnbreastluver]

Got washed way in a riptide

 

[Jenaus]

Tried to repair the blender.

 

[ashik09]

Tried to repair the blender.

Stubbed their toe pretty damned hard. On Italian marble!

 

[Polranny]

She will become allergic to the colour purple

 

[ashik09]

She will become allergic to the colour purple

Our dragon avatars will unite to wipe us out.

 

[Jada59]

She will become allergic to the colour purple

He will fly too high and make contact with the sun.

 

[gentold]

He will fly too high and make contact with the sun.

drowned in the kisses she got

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

drowned in the kisses she got

His heart was torn to shreds.

 

[Jenaus]

Tried to insert a dildo into the ass of a crocodile at the zoo.

 

[Gamine67]

Caught posing with a transparent Alt Profile. lame

 

[Gamine67]

Expired from the embarrassment of killing a thread.

(Last one out turning off the light)

 

[VoraciousValue]

Expired from the embarrassment of killing a thread.

(Last one out turning off the light)

Tried to run a moped in the Daytona 500.

 

[Series 6]

Tried to run a moped in the Daytona 500.

Died while hunting for the perfect coupon in his quest to find value.

 

[Gamine67]

Hit by car crossing Sunset Blvd while celebrating being asked to reprise his roll in ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’

 

[Series 6]

Hit by car crossing Sunset Blvd while celebrating being asked to reprise his roll in ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’

Perished from a rare and aggressive strain of pink eye

 

[HBergeron]

Perished from a rare and aggressive strain of pink eye

His 6th TV series got cancelled, took solace in drugs and alcohol, wrapped his car at high speed around the Grim Reaper.

 

[Gamine67]

His 6th TV series got cancelled, took solace in drugs and alcohol, wrapped his car at high speed around the Grim Reaper.

Caught his tail in the derailleur while popping a wheelie at Moab.

 

[ashik09]

Nothing here.

 

[Gamine67]

Tried to jump Springfield Gorge, but didn't account for wind resistance.

A passion for Carmel flavored butane and an unexpected spark....... sad

 

[VoraciousValue]

A passion for Carmel flavored butane and an unexpected spark....... sad

Bit by a rabid baby seal.

 

[Lagsen]

7:58pm, there's a knock at the door. Your pizza (or vegan delivery equivalent) has arrived. Dressed down for an evening of scanning the Lit Forums and catching the latest hotness on Netflix, the door is answered. After a brief, but friendly exchange, the food is placed on the counter for consumption after a drink is acquired. Poor footing and an mild inner ear condition causes the above poster to stumble, striking their head against the counter top. Unconsciousness washes over the victim and ushers in a painless death. Once the police investigate the house due to the smell, the only question remains is, "Why are there bites missing from the food"?

 

[Series 6]

7:58pm, there's a knock at the door. Your pizza (or vegan delivery equivalent) has arrived. Dressed down for an evening of scanning the Lit Forums and catching the latest hotness on Netflix, the door is answered. After a brief, but friendly exchange, the food is placed on the counter for consumption after a drink is acquired. Poor footing and an mild inner ear condition causes the above poster to stumble, striking their head against the counter top. Unconsciousness washes over the victim and ushers in a painless death. Once the police investigate the house due to the smell, the only question remains is, "Why are there bites missing from the food"?

After an exhausting late evening of creative writing, he settles into sleep. There is a power failure, causing the heat to go off. His cat nestles on his face, looking for warmth and ends up suffocating him.

 

[CCorteeze]

Replaced by Series 7.