Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[angelofthenorth]

....esa negrita tiene eso tumba'o.... . Celia Cruz

Wears sunglasses in the shower

builds drystone walls in her spare time

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Chases squirrels up trees.

Can't wait for Kenny G's comeback tour.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Can't wait for Kenny G's comeback tour.

Still thinks the mind worms aren't a real thing.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Still thinks the mind worms aren't a real thing.

Ate pizza on Taco Tuesday.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Ate pizza on Taco Tuesday.

She’s actually from a corner in Winslow, Arizona, not Phoenix.

 

[QuietCanadian]

She’s actually from a corner in Winslow, Arizona, not Phoenix.

Hates the Washington Nationals.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Hates the Washington Nationals.

!!!

Hey now, them’s fightin’ werds.

He’s scared of driving in the snow.

 

[QuietCanadian]

!!!

Hey now, them’s fightin’ werds.

He’s scared of driving in the snow.

I'm sorry.


Loves skinny dipping in the Arctic in January.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Doesn't say sorry to the point of nearly being deported.

 

[rlaflamme]

Doesn't say sorry to the point of nearly being deported.

Has a pocket full of Snaps that he throws every time he walks into a store.

 

[Gamine67]

Only secures flanges with an odd number of screws.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Only secures flanges with an odd number of screws.

She can only ride a scooter with training wheels.

 

[rlaflamme]

She can only ride a scooter with training wheels.

Has never been to a masquerade party

 

[Gamine67]

She can only ride a scooter with training wheels.

Thought Dressage was a little number with a scoop neck.

 

[rlaflamme]

Thought Dressage was a little number with a scoop neck.

Runs a private flea circus

 

[Gamine67]

SCUBA dives for pennies at the Mall fountain.

 

[rlaflamme]

SCUBA dives for pennies at the Mall fountain.

Might be true....

Tries catching fish with a flashlight

 

[Gamine67]

Might be true....

Tries catching fish with a flashlight

Microwaves fish in a FleshLight

 

[rlaflamme]

Microwaves fish in a FleshLight

Never eats broccoli because green is envy

 

[Gamine67]

Never eats broccoli because green is envy

Convinced a Gobber Pea is what the backroom at Floyd’s barbershop is for.

 

[rlaflamme]

Convinced a Gobber Pea is what the backroom at Floyd’s barbershop is for.

Dances naked around bonfires

 

[Gamine67]

Dances naked around bonfires

(I thought theses were suppose to be baseless lies)

Trying to form a competitive Quilting league.

 

[rlaflamme]

(I thought theses were suppose to be baseless lies)

Trying to form a competitive Quilting league.

Stores her deodorant in the freezer to help keep it fresh

 

[Gamine67]

Disqualified from fishing tournament for submitting breaded fish sticks

 

[rlaflamme]

Disqualified from fishing tournament for submitting breaded fish sticks

Attaches a playing card to her scooters wheel to help it sound better.