Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Series 6]

Tosses crème pies at people walking by.

Loves to watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel to see if he can find any long lost relatives.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Loves to watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel to see if he can find any long lost relatives.

Lost a relative in a sand sailing accident.

 

[Gamine67]

Though Klaatu song was an actual invite.

sigh

 

[rlaflamme]

Though Klaatu song was an actual invite.

sigh

Leaps from rooftop to rooftop.

 

[Gamine67]

Leaps from rooftop to rooftop.

Practices sideromancy because he’d rather dry and smoke the tea leaves.

 

[rlaflamme]

Practices sideromancy because he’d rather dry and smoke the tea leaves.

Convinces people that she is actually a 20 foot tall creature from the center of the earth.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Convinces people that she is actually a 20 foot tall creature from the center of the earth.

Finds it hard to believe that Scarlet O'Hara was never, ever hungry again.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Finds it hard to believe that Scarlet O'Hara was never, ever hungry again.

Takes any misuse of the word moist, very very seriously.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Takes any misuse of the word moist, very very seriously.

Dresses up as a woman on Sundays...

 

[gentold]

Dresses up as a woman on Sundays...

wears A cups

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thinks A cups are an off brand solo cup.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

wears A cups

LMAO

Loves to wear a little glitter somewhere on his body at all times

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Thinks A cups are an off brand solo cup.

Is up to position #38

 

[Mrtenant]

Finds kinky interests in smelly socks

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Is up to position #38

Once danced with the rockets but was placed on administrative leave due to the range of her kicks.

 

[gentold]

LMAO

Loves to wear a little glitter somewhere on his body at all times

believes glitter is made from pre cum

 

[gentold]

Once danced with the rockets but was placed on administrative leave due to the range of her kicks.

is son of Mama Mama Sutra

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

is son of Mama Mama Sutra

Stole my Axe but I got his beard treatment held hostage.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

is son of Mama Mama Sutra

Does not have sense of humor at all

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Stole my Axe but I got his beard treatment held hostage.

Also has a mistimed sense of how funny he is

 

[Miles Long]

Also has a mistimed sense of how funny he is

She is a terrible writer!

 

[angelofthenorth]

She is a terrible writer!

he's a champion tiddlywink player

 

[Bellissa]

Does not have sense of humor at all

Also has a mistimed sense of how funny he is

She is a terrible writer!

Famed for his insightful literary criticism and inability to tell a lie....

 

[ashik09]

Famed for his insightful literary criticism and inability to tell a lie....

Can usually be found rooting through bins; not because they're a hobo, but because they're part-trash panda.

 

[MattWolf]

Can usually be found rooting through bins; not because they're a hobo, but because they're part-trash panda.

Drinks 1Ltr of Strongbow for breakfast.

Has Buckfast on porriage for lunch.

Likes nothing better than blue nun soup for dinner.