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Long time back, I found a Polaroid taken by Mick Jagger of Marianne Faithfull melting a Mars bar in her hairy place
 
Not the armpits, they were shaved , somewhere midway between her navel and her knee but not her arse. The Mars wrapper was in the waste paper basket along with the polaroid but no sign of the Mars bar
 
Didn't know Mick Jagger sang gospel, thought that was Elvis' thing. Learn something new every day.

As to where the Mars bar was ... that's a waste of a Mars bar.
 
Elvis was peanut butter and jello sandwich fried in butter. I expect the mars bar is still in the same place out of the sun
 
MrDevereaux said:
I hope the Mars bar is not past its best before date.

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Heading to mother in laws for my usual Saturday chores with the added bonus of being there when she gets her toe nails done... my glamorous life...

Can play MiL bingo with myself though... full house if she mentions:

a) my weight
b) my being too career minded and not taking good enough care of her boy
c) how her audio clock is telling her things other than the time, but no one will believe her because it never happens when anyone else is there...

I would say fuck my life but my life is pretty good... it’s just my Saturdays that suck and frankly it still probably sucks more for her than me...

Cheerful ramble... :rolleyes:
 
Sounds like me on one of my better days! Seriously, I'm sorry, my mother was always like that to all of her daughters in law. Little wonder there were several divorces yet she was a really warm, loving and caring alcohol loving person whom everyone, save daughters in law , loved dearly!
 
Sounds a familiar tale, AP. My mum was always putting her foot in it with ex-wife. Made me cringe every time it happened.

I'm debating about writing ... after a brew.
 
I might be more charitable if I wasn’t donating 50% of my weekend to her every week, which normally means Sunday is spent on my chores and Monday I am back to the grindstone... buy I’m being overly sorry for myself because I do have fun mid week...

Mildly cheered by passing a Zombie outbreak response team on route though...

And both Wilson and Martial have scored which is a good start to FF...

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AlliaPotestas said:
I might be more charitable if I wasn’t donating 50% of my weekend to her every week, which normally means Sunday is spent on my chores and Monday I am back to the grindstone... buy I’m being overly sorry for myself because I do have fun mid week...

Mildly cheered by passing a Zombie outbreak response team on route though...

And both Wilson and Martial have scored which is a good start to FF...

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With you ff, you are the most bloke, bloke around here!
 
Not Bob Primrose Wilson the Arsenal and Engerland goalkeeper!
If it was a goal assist, was it Martial Aid?
Not showing all of my age, some of that is 'istory! ( aitch aspirate)
 
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