Your Penis and You

[AlwaysFara]

I think I’ll do the No Nut.
And not cum until 12/1.
It will be beautiful.

Anyone else?

 

[Pantyboy74]

I think I’ll do the No Nut.
And not cum until 12/1.
It will be beautiful.

Anyone else?

Which year?

 

[JJonah]

The best was George.

King of the Castle.

And no. I’m not refraining. Anyone who is probably ain’t posting on Lit....

 

[AlwaysFara]

King of the Castle.

And no. I’m not refraining. Anyone who is probably ain’t posting on Lit....

Meh. I’m not tempted.

THIS year, PB.

 

[AlwaysFara]

King of the Castle.

And no. I’m not refraining. Anyone who is probably ain’t posting on Lit....

“...and here you are treating your body like an AMUSEMENT PARK!!!”

 

[Tedfkats]

“...and here you are treating your body like an AMUSEMENT PARK!!!”

"not nowwww Ma.... not nowwww"

 

[JJonah]

“...and here you are treating your body like an AMUSEMENT PARK!!!”

A Glamour mag?

The sponge bath scenes made me think about nurses in a whole new way. But I was only in my early 20s and hadn’t been hospitalized yet.

Good times. TV sucks now.

 

[AlwaysFara]

A Glamour mag?

The sponge bath scenes made me think about nurses in a whole new way. But I was only in my early 20s and hadn’t been hospitalized yet.

Good times. TV sucks now.

They don’t wash people like that.
Trust me.
Well. Not at work, anyway.

 

[JJonah]

They don’t wash people like that.
Trust me.
Well. Not at work, anyway.

I’ll take your word for it.

I’m betting Kramer was a chode.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I think I’ll do the No Nut.
And not cum until 12/1.
It will be beautiful.

Anyone else?

Fara, you must chronicle your trials. THE TRIBULATION OF FARA!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Huh.

Someone should write an episode of a popular sitcom about that whole “refrain from masturbation” thing.

The characters should be plunged into a number of peccadillos for comic effect.

Possibly there should be a wager involved, perhaps involving a popular catchphrase like “master of your domain.”

I predict a hit.

There are so many moments in life that pertain to an episode of Seinfeld.
Although, I don't remember the one where they compared dick shapes.

Maybe they were antidickites!

 

[JJonah]

There are so many moments in life that pertain to an episode of Seinfeld.
Although, I don't remember the one where they compared dick shapes.

Maybe they were antidickites!

The “antidentite” episode is my all-time favorite, and it’s mostly because of the closing line from Debra Messing.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Fara, you must chronicle your trials. THE TRIBULATION OF FARA!

Nope.

 

[Artfan2]

I actually love The Curve.

It's like it's doing a little 'come hither' thing.

Wow, that's a lot of curve. Looks like we need to add another type and another name for it.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Wow, that's a lot of curve. Looks like we need to add another type and another name for it.

The Curve is perfect.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The Curve is perfect.

Can we add one of those "or" sub-names to it, such as: "The Curve, or the uphill challenge."?

 

[Pantyboy74]

Meh. I’m not tempted.

THIS year, PB.

Ah so you mean 1/12 lol
Way things are going, I could manage until next year maybe longer.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Can we add one of those "or" sub-names to it, such as: "The Curve, or the uphill challenge."?

We might have to add an additional poll just for the specialty cases

 

[hotwords229_A]

We might have to add an additional poll just for the specialty cases

Would "additional poll" be one of those specialty cases?

 

[AlwaysFara]

Would "additional poll" be one of those specialty cases?

Two? Good Lord.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Would "additional poll" be one of those specialty cases?

Every "poll" should be special.

Two? Good Lord.

Isn't two better than one?

 

[AlwaysFara]

Isn't two better than one?

Not necessarily.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Two? Good Lord.

You know you're a real man when your dick has its own dick!

 

[JJonah]

dual penises...

Ummm.

No. You know it’d evolve the same way crustaceans do, with one claw bigger than the other. Or like hand dominance. One penis would certainly be less capable than the other.

I can think of many, many opportunities for unfortunate events happening, say, while thrusting. To the “unengaged” penis. It would probably bump into things painfully. Case in point:

I knew a guy in the army once who was in the midst of fucking with great vigor when, alas, he missed to one side. He broke his dick. The result was horrific, with lots of delicate surgery required. An extra penis would probably suffer a lot of injuries like that.

 

[AlwaysFara]

dual penises...

Ummm.

No. You know it’d evolve the same way crustaceans do, with one claw bigger than the other. Or like hand dominance. One penis would certainly be less capable than the other.

I can think of many, many opportunities for unfortunate events happening, say, while thrusting. To the “unengaged” penis. It would probably bump into things painfully. Case in point:

I knew a guy in the army once who was in the midst of fucking with great vigor when, alas, he missed to one side. He broke his dick. The result was horrific, with lots of delicate surgery required. An extra penis would probably suffer a lot of injuries like that.

For her, too.
That’s happened to me, on the receiving end, and damn. It really hurts.

Nothing broke, though.