<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[ashik09]

Drowned in a log rolling contest.

Tried to fight the forces of evil with nothing more than a plucky attitude.

 

[Polranny]

Strangled by a hairy python

 

[numeniusa]

Pilot light went out.

Dragons have a pilot light, no?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Pilot light went out.

Dragons have a pilot light, no?

Came across a man with a 13-inch penis. Wound up being a fatal attraction.

 

[_valkyrie_]

With that kind of a lollipop, lung cancer.

 

[VoraciousValue]

With that kind of a lollipop, lung cancer.

Crushed by Mjölnir in a freak accident.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Hot wax accident, while getting that moustache done.

 

[Polranny]

Got stuck in a long Wagnerian Opera

 

[VoraciousValue]

Got stuck in a long Wagnerian Opera

Thunderdome with St. George.

 

[HBergeron]

Thunderdome with St. George.

A lethal case of upper lip greasepaint poisoning.

 

[Polranny]

Lightning strike blacks out entire neighbourhood

 

[_valkyrie_]

Main course at a Neanderthal feast.

 

[HBergeron]

Crushed under the collapse of a wall of amplifiers - Marshall stacks, possibly.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Tried to reach a C8, got a brain implosion.

 

[L8tnIt]

In glorious Battle, slaying many of her foes!

 

[_valkyrie_]

A serious case of kidney stones.

 

[Sexybritches69]

A serious case of kidney stones.

Allergic reaction to a hybrid bee/cat who had just eaten peanuts and shrimp scampi.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Vicious rubber duck attack.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Swept up by a tornado

 

[Reed8]

Chocolate overdose while on vacation in Kazakhstan.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Vacuum cleaner accident.

 

[Polranny]

Syren attack

 

[ashik09]

Syren attack

Takes a black arrow to the knee.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Takes a black arrow to the knee.

Sold to a glue factory.

 

[Gamine67]

Though he was fastidious but turned out to be slowtidious.