My dog's a democrat.

[bellisarius]

Ya think?

 

[Rightguide]

Almost certainly a Democrat if he craps in his own backyard.

 

[Luk]

Ya think?

Almost certainly a Democrat if he craps in his own backyard.

The dog is smarter than both of you therefore there's a good chance he's a Democrat.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The dog is smarter than both of you therefore there's a good chance he's a Democrat.

Not to mention by Ishmael's logic then all Republicans are pussies ....

 

[rae121452]

if you catch him raping neighborhood puppies or secretly fucking other male dogs, i'd say the answer is no.

 

[CandiCame]

Oh my god, this dog is so FAT. How did it get in that shape?? Dude you have a yard. That's why your damn vet bill is so high.

He just keeps scooping it in... he just... he just keeps going.

Like I thought MY dog was fat but I bet the vet tears him a new asshole whenever he goes in.

He's a cutie but like... take care of your dog, dude? Cut back his food or walk his fat ass if he ain't gonna run.

Edit: He ain't got no legs!! His body has absorbed them into his gut. He's so cute! It's overwhelmingly cute but he's gonna have joint problems...

 

[FGB]

I've heard odf a "Yellow Dog Democrat" but I would have to look that up to know what that is.

 

[IG_88]

I thought it was kinda funny. Nothing too clever but not bad.