Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Jada59]

Is aware that a Lance is always straight .

Likes to coat himself with cream cheese and roll around in chopped chives.

 

[BeetleBonnet]

Likes to coat himself with cream cheese and roll around in chopped chives.

Has a questionable source of "Cream Cheese"

 

[FortybutNice]

Has a questionable source of "Cream Cheese"

She’s secretly a Weejie!

 

[sneb]

Loves to go skinny dipping in winter.

 

[lanceGibs]

Bathes once ,every year before Christmas .

 

[rlaflamme]

Id deathly afraid of horses and any thing to do with them.

 

[Jada59]

Id deathly afraid of horses and any thing to do with them.

Must eat all foods in the form of fondue.

 

[sneb]

Elves live in a hidden Elven land.

 

[Jada59]

Elves live in a hidden Elven land.

Feels the need to sniff everything!

 

[sneb]

Feels the need to sniff everything!

HaHa.


Believes that the earth is flat.

 

[Jada59]

HaHa.


Believes that the earth is flat.

Yep. I am a flat earther!

Still wears Earth Shoes even though they went out of style many years ago.

 

[sneb]

Yep. I am a flat earther!

Still wears Earth Shoes even though they went out of style many years ago.

*looks over the shoulder left and right* , yes I still put them on once in a while.

Sings while taking a shower.

 

[Jada59]

*looks over the shoulder left and right* , yes I still put them on once in a while.

Sings while taking a shower.

Writes songs that voices never hear.

 

[sneb]

Writes songs that voices never hear.

Finds taylor swift, very alluring.

 

[Jada59]

Finds taylor swift, very alluring.

Whoa. My ex has a major crush on her. Hehehe.

Likes to float tiny edible boats in his hot cocoa.

 

[Jada59]

Her favorite perfume is eau de cabbage

Believes that he was born in a cabbage patch.

 

[Jada59]

She'll tell you it's more environmentally friendly to pee in her cat's litterbox, but I think she just likes the feel of squatting over it

Likes to write with three different colored pens at once to make everything look like a rainbow. Also dots "i''s" with a .

 

[sks43]

Won't post nudes on Lit, but you can find "her" streaming naked on Chat ur bate under the user name Big Ralph.

He is good at faking he knows how to cook and can't boil water to save his life.

 

[rlaflamme]

He is good at faking he knows how to cook and can't boil water to save his life.

Shes a secret agent from France.

 

[bunny4med]

Shes a secret agent from France.

Was a model for Romance novels.

 

[BadAmy]

Was a model for Romance novels.

Med student turned serial killer.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Med student turned serial killer.

Goes to garage sales to pick up women.

 

[rlaflamme]

Goes to garage sales to pick up women.

Ran around drunk smashing mailboxes

 

[Xerxes82]

Is the only person I know who has been acquitted of murder charges three or more times.

 

[JerseyJade]

Is the only person I know who has been acquitted of murder charges three or more times.

Is allergic to feathers.