Why Don't I Come Here Anymore?

[Queersetti]

I figured all your joke writers had retired.

 

[Pookie]

I figured all your joke writers had retired.

He lost those in the divorce.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Hey, Dix. Good to see ya.

 

[Adre]

I figured all your joke writers had retired.

It would appear so.

 

[Aphro]

I don't come here much anymore because it got too boring, what with only the same four people posting and the alt-hunting bullshit. I have often wondered about these halcyon days of the Gee Bee that I have been told about. Seems like a bit of a fairy tale.

I feel certain you'll leave again soon enough, though. Someone is sure to call you a Que sock puppet. But cheers anyway!

 

[jomar]

I don't come here much anymore because it got too boring, what with only the same four people posting and the alt-hunting bullshit. I have often wondered about these halcyon days of the Gee Bee that I have been told about. Seems like a bit of a fairy tale.

I feel certain you'll leave again soon enough, though. Someone is sure to call you a Que sock puppet. But cheers anyway!

The good old days are overrated.

 

[nowisthetime]

Yes it seems there may be fewer people due to Facebook and Instagram as well as other social media sites, those places are popping.

Why am I here? I enjoy reading the postings, some are hilarious. I don't just stick to the GB, though. There is a lot of fun stuff out here in the Lit world. Despite the trolls and the ultra-ignorant and petty Dump Humpers, there are some really cool people in here.

 

[Liar]

Eyup, DCL. Long time.

I get what you're saying. This place was around before Social Media was even a thing. Or even Reddit. We've hade emojis since before emojis was a word. I must say it's pretty remarkable in it's preseverance. Peeps come and peeps go and some real weirdos stay. In spite of the allure of greener grass, and the constant drama and dickery, it has it's demented charm. Probsably stemming from the fact that the site, and therefore we, would not be here if not for the wonders of wanking.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

It's been, what, 19 years? Soon to be twenty? Two decades. I joined earlier than my profile says over there because I joined Lit before there was a forum board under "DCL". I think it was April 1999, back when all this was just farmland. But I don't really come anymore insert Viagra joke. Why?

You probably care less than I do, but I was taking a break from posting Orange Goon memes on Reddit and thereby changing the minds of white supremacist good guys with guns everywhere and I was just wondering.

Facebook had a lot to do with it. Once I went public as the "real me" Dixon became much less interesting.

I worked out what I needed to work out, too, I suppose. Back then. Had some writer's block and a curiosity about some aspects of sexuality I wanted to talk about. But that passed. I think I only wrote stories for a year or two.

The "Say Anything" mystique was a strong pull. I loved (and still love) that I can say whateverthefuckIwant here and the only requirement for board acceptance was be funny, be smart, be aware that AJ is a braying ass. But I have that now with friends and my "Real World" (patent pending) writing.

So I suppose I don't come here anymore because I get dialogue, porn, freedom of expression all elsewhere as me and Dixon can suck it.

Though lately I've become curious about expanding some aspects of my sexuality and I may start lurking a little here and there. Might work out some kinks pun intended.

So maybe I'll see you around. The two of you who still know who I am.

The rest of you, Hi, I'm Dixon Carter Lee, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you.

And for fuck's sake update your references.

When I saw this thread I assumed that you came back to tell us that you found god.

 

[pointless]

or finally found out that humans are apes.

 

[lovetoread]

eh, this place kind of sucks now

 

[Pookie]

eh, this place kind of sucks now

I call it the post-apocalyptic period.

 

[spacekowboy]

I call it the post-apocalyptic period.

That was my ex's cycle.



But it usually lasted all month.

 

[RascalConte]

I figured all your joke writers had retired.

Litbitches got them all banned.

 

[Pookie]

Lit has become like watching The Book of Eli without Denzel in it.

 

[spacekowboy]

The difference between Lit and The Book of Eli is that Lit was actually good for a short period of time.

 

[BB10]

Oh looky

Dix In Carters Pee is back?


WHY

 

[Tryharder62]

Got proof of all this?

 

[BB10]

I figured all your joke writers had retired.

Well, DDD


http://i.imgur.com/jGzIalj.png

 

[Pookie]

The difference between Lit and The Book of Eli is that Lit was actually good for a short period of time.

My favoritest scene ... https://youtu.be/zOfBGpzEKLA

 

[pointless]

eh, this place kind of sucks now

don't worry. i'm sure that if we just partition the gb a few more dozen times everything will be all better again.

 

[RascalConte]

don't worry. i'm sure that if we just partition the gb a few more dozen times everything will be all better again.

All you complaining old whiners should take sean’s advice.
“Kill yourselves. Do it now.”
And take him with you.
Good riddance!

 

[Liar]

Y'all are crazy, it's always sucked here. But it's the fun kind of awful.

 

[lovetoread]

don't worry. i'm sure that if we just partition the gb a few more dozen times everything will be all better again.

nah, unless a ban means a banning, then nothing will help

 

[RobDownSouth]

nah, unless a ban means a banning, then nothing will help

Preach it, sister bro!