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[missswannie]

Actually think that would be a good site for all the men about

Pokeyoureyesout dot com? You get some mornings when mine hit the beach 5 mins before I do and then that's it for the day. I think "did you go for a swim this morning?" is office code for " you are poking out a mile this morning boss"

 

[justcurious1972]

Pokeyoureyesout dot com? You get some mornings when mine hit the beach 5 mins before I do and then that's it for the day. I think "did you go for a swim this morning?" is office code for " you are poking out a mile this morning boss"

Thats hilarious. Although think there could be a thread in the fetish room for girls like yours. Might have visited once or twice myself to see what’s in there.

So have you been for your swim or just procrastinating?

 

[missswannie]

Thats hilarious. Although think there could be a thread in the fetish room for girls like yours. Might have visited once or twice myself to see what’s in there.

So have you been for your swim or just procrastinating?

Sitting on the beach with my iPad post swim thinking about heading back to the office but being productive and emailing.

 

[justcurious1972]

Sitting on the beach with my iPad post swim thinking about heading back to the office but being productive and emailing.

Lucky you. To be able to go for a swim at lunch. Least you are being productive. Would be nice to be at the beach instead of work

 

[darkelf9]

I started by leaving mine by the front door, then as I was leaving it was a reminder.

Yep I did that however I put mine next to the door which I just walked right past, got into the car and went to the chemist only to then figure out that I'd left them back at the house. So I've now resolved to put them in front of the door the night before so that I have to trip over them to get out of the house.

 

[darkelf9]

Here in Tas, we've had the bag ban (such as it is..... many businesses still give out bags, only now they are thicker ones) for quite a while.
I keep my bags in the car. When I come home from shopping, I pack everything and then take the bags straight back to the car every time.
Mind you - I also have net vege bags as well as taking my own containers to my local butcher.
I'm a waste warrior..... I have reusable straws, cutlery, my own coffee cup, paper q-tips, bamboo toothbrush and homemade toothpaste, shampoo bars, etc.
My home is almost single-use plastic free. The only things I can't get rid of are medicine packs.

And no, I don't use rubbish bags. I make bin liners out of newspaper, have 2 worm farms for vege scraps, and recycle absolutely everything that can be.

Well done WQ you could teach others, might be a new business venture.

I remember the days when we had to tie up the paper and cardboard separately so you had three bundles of stuff. I've been rather suspicious about recycling since they got rid of the dividers in the recycling bins then I saw the garbage truck picking up recycling. In my neighbourhood each truck has a either a yellow or red sign on the side of the respective truck so you can tell which is which.

Since China has raised the standard of what they will accept so that no country can meet it, perhaps we will do the right thing and deal with our own stuff.

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

So Le Tour has finished. Found it hard to keep the eyes open till the final lap. The heater and late dinner nearly did me in.

Shorten must be like the Cheshire cat today and the Libs are in damage control. Question remains will they drop their tax plan or will they double down? Ego vs reality.

Speaking of tax, it's that time of year again. Hopefully will get the tax sorted out this week since all the necessary paperwork came in on time this year. I'm just waiting for the scam calls to start claiming that the ATO is after me again. They were apparently even after me when I wasn't paying tax since I didn't have a job at the time. It must have been their sub-India branch doing the calling

As for the weather well it's Winter in the south so it's cold and wet at times. Has been in the low 20's in Sydney which is just nuts, although the crocs will probably like it. I saw that the change in climate is driving the crocs further south in search of cooler weather. Not sure how they're going to afford the housing in Sydney though.

Hope the week is good for you.

 

[missswannie]

Afternoon all,

So Le Tour has finished. Found it hard to keep the eyes open till the final lap. The heater and late dinner nearly did me in.

Shorten must be like the Cheshire cat today and the Libs are in damage control. Question remains will they drop their tax plan or will they double down? Ego vs reality.

Speaking of tax, it's that time of year again. Hopefully will get the tax sorted out this week since all the necessary paperwork came in on time this year. I'm just waiting for the scam calls to start claiming that the ATO is after me again. They were apparently even after me when I wasn't paying tax since I didn't have a job at the time. It must have been their sub-India branch doing the calling

As for the weather well it's Winter in the south so it's cold and wet at times. Has been in the low 20's in Sydney which is just nuts, although the crocs will probably like it. I saw that the change in climate is driving the crocs further south in search of cooler weather. Not sure how they're going to afford the housing in Sydney though.

Hope the week is good for you.

Yes a puzzling one. In the west only 65% turnout so the lowest in 100 years of compulsory voting. A few AEC fines in the post next week. Libs didn't even field a candidate in either, so has pissed a few people off. Fremantle I understand, lefties and further left, but they have the highest primary vote in Perth yet didn't show up? Didn't want a debate on GST reform they said.
Crocs have made it down to Exmouth from time to time but they say the Harold Holt base ULF gives them a headache so will leave it to the east coasters to try their luck in Sydneytown.
Only good thing about the NBN fuck up is that we have lost our home phone number for the past 30 days so no dodgy callers. Although I do get a Robo call in Chinese come through on the mobile once a week so maybe that community is getting a shake down too.

 

[darkelf9]

Yes a puzzling one. In the west only 65% turnout so the lowest in 100 years of compulsory voting. A few AEC fines in the post next week. Libs didn't even field a candidate in either, so has pissed a few people off. Fremantle I understand, lefties and further left, but they have the highest primary vote in Perth yet didn't show up? Didn't want a debate on GST reform they said.
Crocs have made it down to Exmouth from time to time but they say the Harold Holt base ULF gives them a headache so will leave it to the east coasters to try their luck in Sydneytown.
Only good thing about the NBN fuck up is that we have lost our home phone number for the past 30 days so no dodgy callers. Although I do get a Robo call in Chinese come through on the mobile once a week so maybe that community is getting a shake down too.

Yeah I had my one and only mobile Chinese call which was odd considering I don't give out my mobile as a rule so that was a big surprise. They can try again but I rarely use my mobile so they can go for it.

Well I reckon the fact the Libs didn't field any candidates in those WA seats is not going to go down well with even Lib supporters. Will drag up that old feeling that the east cost doesn't care about the west coasters. I expect Labour will exploit that.

Was interesting to see that Pauline wasn't even in the country and her vote went up, although speaking to her cardboard cut-out is possibly more appealing. Possibly the only party where sending their leader OS is a positive move.

Who knew that crocs didn't like hot humid weather and are going south towards Brisbane for their summer holidays. A bit like the British raj that would go north to escape the Indian Summer months.

 

[PertPerth]

Hello all!

Just popping in now that I'm starting to feel semi-normal again. It's been one of those months where everything has gone somewhat pearshaped. And I've managed to pick up man-flu (ok, it's just a cold, but I'm achy and I have lost my voice, so I'm feeling sorry for myself!!)

I hope everyone else has managed to keep clear of the winter colds and flus!

 

[warrior queen]

Well..... here's a bit of saucy news.....

Went to my very first swingers party on the weekend
My only gripe? Why the HELL did I wait 50 years?
OMG - so much naughtiness and fun!

Def on my must-be-repeated list.

 

[missswannie]

Well..... here's a bit of saucy news.....

Went to my very first swingers party on the weekend
My only gripe? Why the HELL did I wait 50 years?
OMG - so much naughtiness and fun!

Def on my must-be-repeated list.

You know we want details to liven up our afternoons hon.

 

[PertPerth]

Well..... here's a bit of saucy news.....

Went to my very first swingers party on the weekend
My only gripe? Why the HELL did I wait 50 years?
OMG - so much naughtiness and fun!

Def on my must-be-repeated list.

Oh! I'm so jealous!
Yes, we want details!

 

[warrior queen]

Ok, some details....

I received an invitation to a swingers party, and while at first I was a little hesitant, after a while I thought 'why not?' The hosts explained to me that there would be separate areas including one for those who just want to socialise and not actually take part, so I figured at the very least I would be at a sexually charged party....
I made the decision to bring my fwb for both support and to have someone there looking out for me (as well as protecting my arm, which is now in a brace after my cast came off). Keep in mind, he's never been to a swingers party either.

It was held at the home of the hosts, a very rural setting.... and the house was enormous! Five huge bedrooms, 2 entertaining areas, and a dedicated sauna/spa room with a 15-person spa!
There was a cost involved because they provided champagne, nibbles, condoms and lube for 50+ people, plus cost of getting a cleaning crew in...... $30/person.

Anyway, so my fb and I turned up to find that it was just like going to any social gathering - alcohol and conversation flowing freely, and everyone we met was super nice and welcoming.
Was interesting to see just how 'normal' everyone was. All shapes and sizes. All different occupations. Wide range of ages, from late 20's thro to 70's....

After a while, we decided to head down to the spa. There were 5 people warming themselves in the water - all completely naked - so we stripped off and joined in. As soon as I was in, a lovely lady wearing just pearls came up to me and asked if she could play with my pierced nipples, and everything just flowed on from there...... we ended up having awesome playtime, and at one stage my fb was holding my shoulders while she held my hips up out of the water and gave me the best lady-gasms ever
Then another lady asked to join..... I was getting touched everywhere all at once. Heaven! Knowing I was being watched by people wandering in and out of the spa room just made it all the hotter!
My fwb has NEVER seen this side of me, and I am fairly sure his brain overloaded

We moved on from the spa to one of the private bedrooms, and I ended up being fucked by 3 or 4 guys (all asked permission to touch, and all practised safe sex) and my fb watched everything and occasionally joined in to help hold me or push his cock down my throat while watching me get yet another dick pushed into my pussy.....
I ended up a dripping, moaning, exhausted mess!

We decided to end the night and head back to the hotel - minus a whole lot of my clothing which disappeared during the night! - where fwb became like a man possessed talking about everything he saw me do during the night and using me to recount and relive all that had happened. No sleep was had until about 7 am!

I have a few bruises from gripping hands, a very achey body (still aching this morning, Wed ), and a whole new lot of masturbation material, lol! Ironically, the only bit of me that never got touched is my healing arm..... everyone took great care not to reinjure me!
I am so glad I over-rode my natural instinct to decline that invitation!

And I am absolutely doing this again!

 

[Bitesback]

How wonderful that you could surprise yourself. I think you may have provided a few from that night as well as readers of this thread with new masturbation material. And now you have a good excuse to buy new clothes.

More strength to your arm!

(And nice to know there was a talented 'lovely lady wearing just pearls')

 

[justcurious1972]

Wow what a great time was had by one and all it seems. Would be great to have been there and watched all going on.

 

[missswannie]

Ok, some details....

I received an invitation to a swingers party, and while at first I was a little hesitant, after a while I thought 'why not?' The hosts explained to me that there would be separate areas including one for those who just want to socialise and not actually take part, so I figured at the very least I would be at a sexually charged party....
I made the decision to bring my fwb for both support and to have someone there looking out for me (as well as protecting my arm, which is now in a brace after my cast came off). Keep in mind, he's never been to a swingers party either.

It was held at the home of the hosts, a very rural setting.... and the house was enormous! Five huge bedrooms, 2 entertaining areas, and a dedicated sauna/spa room with a 15-person spa!
There was a cost involved because they provided champagne, nibbles, condoms and lube for 50+ people, plus cost of getting a cleaning crew in...... $30/person.

Anyway, so my fb and I turned up to find that it was just like going to any social gathering - alcohol and conversation flowing freely, and everyone we met was super nice and welcoming.
Was interesting to see just how 'normal' everyone was. All shapes and sizes. All different occupations. Wide range of ages, from late 20's thro to 70's....

After a while, we decided to head down to the spa. There were 5 people warming themselves in the water - all completely naked - so we stripped off and joined in. As soon as I was in, a lovely lady wearing just pearls came up to me and asked if she could play with my pierced nipples, and everything just flowed on from there...... we ended up having awesome playtime, and at one stage my fb was holding my shoulders while she held my hips up out of the water and gave me the best lady-gasms ever
Then another lady asked to join..... I was getting touched everywhere all at once. Heaven! Knowing I was being watched by people wandering in and out of the spa room just made it all the hotter!
My fwb has NEVER seen this side of me, and I am fairly sure his brain overloaded

We moved on from the spa to one of the private bedrooms, and I ended up being fucked by 3 or 4 guys (all asked permission to touch, and all practised safe sex) and my fb watched everything and occasionally joined in to help hold me or push his cock down my throat while watching me get yet another dick pushed into my pussy.....
I ended up a dripping, moaning, exhausted mess!

We decided to end the night and head back to the hotel - minus a whole lot of my clothing which disappeared during the night! - where fwb became like a man possessed talking about everything he saw me do during the night and using me to recount and relive all that had happened. No sleep was had until about 7 am!

I have a few bruises from gripping hands, a very achey body (still aching this morning, Wed ), and a whole new lot of masturbation material, lol! Ironically, the only bit of me that never got touched is my healing arm..... everyone took great care not to reinjure me!
I am so glad I over-rode my natural instinct to decline that invitation!

And I am absolutely doing this again!

That's awesome. Very jealous you got your public show on and broken the ice

 

[PertPerth]

Ok, some details....

I received an invitation to a swingers party, and while at first I was a little hesitant, after a while I thought 'why not?' The hosts explained to me that there would be separate areas including one for those who just want to socialise and not actually take part, so I figured at the very least I would be at a sexually charged party....
I made the decision to bring my fwb for both support and to have someone there looking out for me (as well as protecting my arm, which is now in a brace after my cast came off). Keep in mind, he's never been to a swingers party either.

It was held at the home of the hosts, a very rural setting.... and the house was enormous! Five huge bedrooms, 2 entertaining areas, and a dedicated sauna/spa room with a 15-person spa!
There was a cost involved because they provided champagne, nibbles, condoms and lube for 50+ people, plus cost of getting a cleaning crew in...... $30/person.

Anyway, so my fb and I turned up to find that it was just like going to any social gathering - alcohol and conversation flowing freely, and everyone we met was super nice and welcoming.
Was interesting to see just how 'normal' everyone was. All shapes and sizes. All different occupations. Wide range of ages, from late 20's thro to 70's....

After a while, we decided to head down to the spa. There were 5 people warming themselves in the water - all completely naked - so we stripped off and joined in. As soon as I was in, a lovely lady wearing just pearls came up to me and asked if she could play with my pierced nipples, and everything just flowed on from there...... we ended up having awesome playtime, and at one stage my fb was holding my shoulders while she held my hips up out of the water and gave me the best lady-gasms ever
Then another lady asked to join..... I was getting touched everywhere all at once. Heaven! Knowing I was being watched by people wandering in and out of the spa room just made it all the hotter!
My fwb has NEVER seen this side of me, and I am fairly sure his brain overloaded

We moved on from the spa to one of the private bedrooms, and I ended up being fucked by 3 or 4 guys (all asked permission to touch, and all practised safe sex) and my fb watched everything and occasionally joined in to help hold me or push his cock down my throat while watching me get yet another dick pushed into my pussy.....
I ended up a dripping, moaning, exhausted mess!

We decided to end the night and head back to the hotel - minus a whole lot of my clothing which disappeared during the night! - where fwb became like a man possessed talking about everything he saw me do during the night and using me to recount and relive all that had happened. No sleep was had until about 7 am!

I have a few bruises from gripping hands, a very achey body (still aching this morning, Wed ), and a whole new lot of masturbation material, lol! Ironically, the only bit of me that never got touched is my healing arm..... everyone took great care not to reinjure me!
I am so glad I over-rode my natural instinct to decline that invitation!

And I am absolutely doing this again!

It sounds like you had a fantastic time, indeed! Worth being sore for a week, if you ask me. I have always wanted to do something like this...hopefully one day! Thank you so much for sharing!!

 

[darkelf9]

Well..... here's a bit of saucy news.....

Went to my very first swingers party on the weekend
My only gripe? Why the HELL did I wait 50 years?
OMG - so much naughtiness and fun!

Def on my must-be-repeated list.

Well good for you and why not. I guess you have enough to write a short story about the night.

Apparently single guys don't get an invitation to these things. May be we need equal rights

 

[darkelf9]

Hello all!

Just popping in now that I'm starting to feel semi-normal again. It's been one of those months where everything has gone somewhat pearshaped. And I've managed to pick up man-flu (ok, it's just a cold, but I'm achy and I have lost my voice, so I'm feeling sorry for myself!!)

I hope everyone else has managed to keep clear of the winter colds and flus!

Women getting man-flu... is nothing sacred.

 

[justcurious1972]

Women getting man-flu... is nothing sacred.

That’s equality at its best lol

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

Well got my tax done this week and got back a small refund. Enough to buy a bottle of bourbon and pay the accountant's fee. Wonder if orgies are tax deductable after all it is networking?

So apparently if you're not born in Australia it is now harder to renew your passport or get one in the first place. Why do I get the feeling Dutton has his hand in this. Might have to take a whitefella for my next passport renewal. Possibly a new small business opportunity. Probably not an issue if you're born in the UK. Wonder if that Fields Medal winner will get a passport next time around. The other winner was also a migrant. Damn migrants taking medals away from locals.

Saw in the local paper that the council is cancelling a couple of festivals to pay for the higher price of recycling but is still raising the price in the rates. Generous of them. More people living in the same space with more high density living being approved by council therefore high recycling costs. It's like a self fulfilling prophecy.

Lots of wind again in Melbourne town this week. Playing havoc with the local wildlife. Found a bird's next in the driveway.

Hope your weekend is good for you, even though it looks like rain this weekend in Melbourne town. It's hard to distinguish Sydney's weather compared to Brisbane's weather these days.

 

[Rollinbones]

Well..... here's a bit of saucy news.....

Went to my very first swingers party on the weekend
My only gripe? Why the HELL did I wait 50 years?
OMG - so much naughtiness and fun!

Def on my must-be-repeated list.

Half your luck WQ. From your saucy details it sounds like you had a really positive experience of it.

I'm afraid my one and only attendance at a similar function was less than pleasant. I was 26 and straight out of the academy, very fit and very naive. When a lady crush asked me to a party on the weekend i was really keen. Unfortunately she didn't clue me in on the nature of the party so i was unprepared mentally. Sue, my friend wandered off and left me in the pool area with some people she'd introduced me to. I felt very awkward but there was a bar in the pool area and i had worked for years in a cocktail bar so i set to work mixing drinks and gathered a small group of quite flirty ladies.

I was having a lot of fun but felt something awkward with the vibe. One of the ladies kindly clued me in. She was quite angry for me that i'd been drawn into the setting without knowledge and consent. Apparently she was the hostess. She filled me in on etiquette and offered to have a friend drop me home if i felt uncomfortable. I was quite stunned really. Very young and naive.

Went looking for Sue, my friend and found her entertaining a group of men on the pool table. I figured it best if i just went home. My employers at the time would have taken a very dim view of my involvement and there were some professionals present that i recognised from work.

All in all a missed opportunity that could have been a fond memory if i'd been told the truth before hand but some time later when i spoke with Sue about it she called me a few names and said if she'd told me i wouldn't have gone and she only needed me as her plus one.

Now, well married and it's hard enough keeping those fires kindled without introducing complication. So i spose it's not something I'll have the opportunity to experience.

Really glad you had a good safe time.

 

[darkelf9]

That’s equality at its best lol

Shhhh, they'll be asking to navigate next. Just keep that between us, I'm sure they aren't listening.

 

[PertPerth]

Shhhh, they'll be asking to navigate next. Just keep that between us, I'm sure they aren't listening.

I'm not your average woman. I can navigate, too. Sadly a dying art with GPS....
Funny, my grandmother used to always say that I should have been born a boy.