How are you masturbating right now?

[TWB]

You hot little freak

 

[raindancer]

A lil' rub and tug...you know this!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

This was supposed to be a PM huh.

No bother. I'm masturbating right now in a tiny church that is located inside a casino. A Klingon is getting married to an Andorian. I'm sitting in the back row with a paperbag of Strawberry Hill and I'm lightly spooning a bridesmaid, gently clutching her neck with one hand while she manipulates my chicken and waffles with her foot.

 

[ericrodman101]

I was trying to masturbate...

...but the au pair and her two friends won't leave me alone...

http://fapler.com/images/upload/510/510947/27fc1e5e9c78c888a22f42dd411b6894.gif

 

[spacekowboy]

With a hollowed out grapefruit.

 

[Wings]

With the insides of a grapefruit.

 

[Luk]

With a grapefruit up my arse.

 

[Wings]

Do continue, this is getting interesting.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

With a hollowed out grapefruit.

With the insides of a grapefruit.

With a grapefruit up my arse.

Ha! Amateurs.

I'm rubbing my cock up against the outside skin of a frozen kiwano, bitches.

https://www.yourhealthremedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Horned-Melon-Kiwano-Health-Benefits-and-Nutrition-Facts.jpg

 

[thør]

What?

No pineapple? Top included.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

Slowly

I want it to last.

 

[HAL_9000]

Underwater. This new phone can do ANYTHING!

 

[Saint Peter]

With gusto and purpose.

 

[spacekowboy]

Ha! Amateurs.

I'm rubbing my cock up against the outside skin of a frozen kiwano, bitches.

https://www.yourhealthremedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Horned-Melon-Kiwano-Health-Benefits-and-Nutrition-Facts.jpg

Who is gonna one-up Luk and shove this up their kiester?

 

[Intoanythin]

With a pair of my wife's shoes

 

[Innocentyoungvirgin]

Oh god how I love it

Reading a hot story from the Incest/Taboo collection on Lit, with two pads of a stimulator stuck one on each of my moist lips, a tiny pea size amount of E45 on each breast, rubbed around my areolae slowly and softly, just brushing both erect nipples.

Not long before an orgasm follows.......

 

[vibes]

You're a pro!!! (or not so innocent)

 

[TWB]

I listened to a TED talk that said men have to masturbate to keep their sperm cells from getting deformed.

Right on.