😉Innuendo...if you know what I mean 😉

[Sexybritches69]

Come on in! This thread is wide open for errybody!

Gimme the best innuendo you’ve got

 

[LostGirlTink]

I give really good innuendo.

 

[tolyk]

Come on in! This thread is wide open for errybody!

Gimme the best innuendo you’ve got

I bet the guys on lit really enjoy giving you a hard time.

 

[Series 6]

I could quote the band Kiss and ask if you’d like to take a rocket ride?

 

[Sexybritches69]

My mailbox gets pretty full.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

My mailbox gets pretty full.

is that your inbox or mailbox

 

[Sexybritches69]

Depends on the package.

 

[jason28053]

my package would fit nicely in your box

 

[TheMrBurns]

I'll let you inmeendo if you'll let innuendo

 

[ydahecnot]

Let me squeeze one in

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Let me squeeze one in

My calendar is open for the rest of the day.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,

If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

 

[ydahecnot]

How about a lunch date, SM

 

[ImSinister]

My calendar is open for the rest of the day.

Let's schedule an exploratory meeting with an open agenda.

 

[HBergeron]

Come on in! This thread is wide open for errybody!

Gimme the best innuendo you’ve got

Men and women are so dissimilar in their nature...


... I think we need to split the difference

 

[hadruprider]

Her new boyfriend has a top job in the drinks business.
He's very big in cider.

 

[Jada59]

I need a screw. Just not sure what kind.

 

[ydahecnot]

Did you hear about the slow, horny secretary.

She’s a hunt-and-pecker

 

[tolyk]

I need a screw. Just not sure what kind.

You sure it isn't more of a nuts and bolt kind of job?

 

[Jada59]

Is that hard wood?

 

[Jada59]

Shall I polish your knob?

 

[Jada59]

A titter ran through the court room.

 

[Plane_Guy]

This says I need to insert tab "A" into slot "B" for a good connection...

 

[Jada59]

Is that wiener cured or uncured?

 

[Jada59]

Can I grab one of your buns for my hot dog?

Are your buns fresh?