Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Jada59]

Is actually Tom Bergeron from AFV

Who put the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong? Dark Simian, that's who!

 

[neakman]

Who put the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong? Dark Simian, that's who!

is not actually a kitten, but does like to have her soft parts petted.

 

[Sexybritches69]

is not actually a kitten, but does like to have her soft parts petted.

Is really a die hard Nats fan.

 

[neakman]

Is really a die hard Nats fan.

:caning::caning::caning::caning:


Thinks that Skype is a term for fishing with a spear.

 

[Sexybritches69]

:caning::caning::caning::caning:


Thinks that Skype is a term for fishing with a spear.

Hahahaha ok you ...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hahahaha ok you ...

Has buckshot, hole filled britches instead of the sexy ones.

Morning SB

 

[neakman]

Has buckshot, hole filled britches instead of the sexy ones.

Morning SB

is actually Ben from the Ice Cream.

 

[Series 6]

is actually Ben from the Ice Cream.

Takes extended lunch breaks on Mondays and Fridays to do the crazy hand jive.

 

[thejabber27]

Takes extended lunch breaks on Mondays and Fridays to do the crazy hand jive.

Claims laser wounds as medical expenses on their taxes.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

is actually Ben from the Ice Cream.

That is a shirtless blow up doll in his avatar.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Takes extended lunch breaks on Mondays and Fridays to do the crazy hand jive.

His favorite song is Mr. Roboto. He even has dance moves to go with it.

 

[Series 6]

His favorite song is Mr. Roboto. He even has dance moves to go with it.

Owns several mechanized “boyfriends”

 

[JerseyJade]

He once had a threesome.... with a microwave and a toaster.

 

[DarkSimian]

He once had a threesome.... with a microwave and a toaster.

Would love to make love on the Jersey shore, if it wasn't for all the garbage and medical waste....

 

[Series 6]

Would love to make love on the Jersey shore, if it wasn't for all the garbage and medical waste....

Refuses to wear condoms due to an extreme claustrophobia disorder

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Refuses to wear condoms due to an extreme claustrophobia disorder

Likes to wear that outfit as protection.

 

[thejabber27]

Likes to wear that outfit as protection.

Likes to put flies in her soup.

 

[DarkSimian]

Likes to put flies in her soup.

Thinks "safe sex" means wearing a hard hat and safety googles

 

[JerseyJade]

Thinks "safe sex" means wearing a hard hat and safety googles

His last gf broke up with him because he had fleas

 

[thejabber27]

His last gf broke up with him because he had fleas

Likes to balanca broken glass on her nose.

 

[DarkSimian]

Likes to balanca broken glass on her nose.

Likes to introduce himself as "Bond, Vagabond!"

 

[thejabber27]

Likes to introduce himself as "Bond, Vagabond!"

Perpetuates negative werewolf stereotypes!

 

[Series 6]

Perpetuates negative werewolf stereotypes!

Has a fetish for werewolf porn

 

[JerseyJade]

He has many talents, one in which he's a walking ice cube maker.

 

[DarkSimian]

Has a fetish for werewolf porn

Has a fetish for Star Wars porn