Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[Weaseldiesel]

Are you my Principal?

I really like those stockings and suspenders on you, can I try them on?

 

[EmpressJosephine]

What is that down there?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Will you wear your moms crotchless panties I stole from her. They are way more sexy than yours.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Will you wear your moms crotchless panties I stole from her. They are way more sexy than yours.

Will you eat me like my ex?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Are we there yet?

 

[FortybutNice]

Can I wear the clown mask this time?

 

[KarenB59]

Didn't I see you at my family reunion?

 

[Bdm20]

Do you think your sister would be interested in a threesome?

 

[Jada59]

Is that a pretzel rod or...?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Is that a pretzel rod or...?

What time does your wife get home?

 

[Taegul]

You want to work my shift for me tomorrow so I can stay home and watch cartoons?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You want to work my shift for me tomorrow so I can stay home and watch cartoons?

Are you Woody Woodpecker?

 

[fullservice65]

Is that another guy's cum?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Is that another guy's cum?

Is that pussy juice on your lips from another woman?

 

[Jada59]

What was your name again?

 

[JerseyJade]

Is that the best you can do?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

What was your name again?

Were you my waiter last week?

 

[fullservice65]

Were you my waiter last week?

Do you want to know what was on your salad?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Do you want to know what was on your salad?

Was it a new vinaigrette ?

 

[fullservice65]

Was it a new vinaigrette ?

Still want some?

 

[Jada59]

Have you seen the can opener?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Still want some?

Is it chunky or smooth?

 

[Jada59]

Can I be Frank tonight?

 

[fullservice65]

Is it chunky or smooth?

Do you like it on top or on the side?

 

[LostNotFound]

what’s your name again?

You’re 18 right?