The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

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true enough, but she's never seemed like the type to take herself too seriously. of course, she is an actress, so who the fuck knows. perhaps they just offered her a shit ton of money and an accommodating schedule so she said fuck it.
 
Just remember, if you flash your tits at the captain you’ll be first in line for the lifeboats.
 
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Kidlet the elder does good hair :heart:
 
Sending out original "Hey. Want to talk, but really take a look at my pictures and decide if you'd like to fuck?" messages is really hard.
 
Even the air conditioner in my car can’t keep up with these temps.

I can't stand it. Been about a month now. I'm perpetually feeling half dead and tired all the time. Can''t sleep at night it's so hot, even the cats are like limp dishrags.
 
I can't stand it. Been about a month now. I'm perpetually feeling half dead and tired all the time. Can''t sleep at night it's so hot, even the cats are like limp dishrags.

It’s so cold here I went to woolies earlier and nearly keyed my car with my nipples
 
It's so hot here my fucking wallpaper is coming off.

Hallelujah praise the lord!

It reminds me of the part in Stranger Things 2 when Winona Ryder is cooking the monster out of the little boy with the heater.

Your wallpaper is like the monster, darling. Hang some crucifixes sweetheart it will have the same effect
 
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