The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[Wings]

Neci-honey'ed Wings would certainly get me to Cali next week.

I’ll buy the airline tickets. Cali won’t know what hit ‘em

 

[Bookishleigh]

Marry me?

I can't. I just finished Season 2 of the Handmaid's Tale (aka a documentary about how America became "great" again). Lesbian marriage will surely get us sent to the colonies or strung up on the wall. Meaningless sex and cuddles while we wait to see if we become Marthas?

Under His Eye.

 

[Wings]

I can't. I just finished Season 2 of the Handmaid's Tale (aka a documentary about how America became "great" again). Lesbian marriage will surely get us sent to the colonies or strung up on the wall. Meaningless sex and cuddles while we wait to see if we become Marthas?

Under His Eye.

God, I love meaningless sex and cuddles. Yes.

 

[Bookishleigh]

God, I love meaningless sex and cuddles. Yes.

This sounds like a win to me. Be over shortly.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/7caafb17725662b2626063849fbbaec4/tumblr_pb3jcqOqTy1wy16kdo1_500.gif

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Be over shorty indeed. x2 even

 

[Aglaopheme]

This is my nieces new 10 lb baby boy.

So cute! Congrats, Aunie Pink! My oldest was a ten pounder.

I am in the mood to start some shit.

Now I have the Black Eyed Peas runnin, runnin and runnin through my head.

Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition
Free your inner soul and break away from tradition
Coz when we beat out, girl it's pullin' without
You wouldn't believe how we wow shit out

 

[pointless]

netflix needs more episodes of nova.

and make them good ones.

 

[Aglaopheme]

What are these doing in my house?!?


https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/pf-YBvoUCM2rP_kNDPlLZbuwDyM/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2018/06/01/714/n/1922195/tmp_1WuS9r_69d3d16cbd309709_oreo.jpeg

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/713VDmt4DHL._SX355_.jpg

The cinnamon roll ones are better IMHO.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The Yankees kicked the Orioles' ASS tonight...nine zip...fuck, if I'da known they were gonna blow backs out like that I woulda went to the spot to watch it!

 

[dolf]

The joys of 4am. Mother's health tests all being completed, she was added to the transplant list this week. She is now waiting for the right person to die. Disturbing, if you dwell on it.

 

[pointless]

The Yankees kicked the Orioles' ASS tonight...nine zip...fuck, if I'da known they were gonna blow backs out like that I woulda went to the spot to watch it!

do you root for the fucking empire when you watch star wars? the orioles are the worst team in baseball right now. that's like getting excited when you squash a caterpillar.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

do you root for the fucking empire when you watch star wars? the orioles are the worst team in baseball right now. that's like getting excited when you squash a caterpillar.

That may be so, but I'm guessing tonight was payback for yesterday when they choked on a tie game in the 9th. Hated watching that.

 

[pointless]

it's a long season, man. you can't stay hard through all of it.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Red Sox have been energized, after getting the pants beaten off of them, by a certain team...

 

[Que]

Queefy doesn't like opinionated women.

He really didn't like that his ex wife's opinion was that she should fuck other men and that he had to leave. (and leave ALL the panties behind)

He never quite got over it.

You seem to overcompensating for some slight. What, specifically, triggered you this time? (So I can be sure to repeat it!)

 

[dolf]

Waking up to the news that England lost made me smile. Bugger patriotism, I'm sick of everyone talking football all the damn time.

 

[Que]

Only Rob is Rob, dumbdumb.

Have you considered letting it go?

How could you possibly speak with authority as to whether or not Rob is or is not any of the other sock puppets that aren't you?

"You" adamantly claim that you are not any of the other sock puppets and each of the individuated sock puppets all claimed to be individuals and not Rob and not each other.

"You" can only speak to whether you are Rob you can't speak to whether anyone "else" is Rob.

 

[Que]

The joys of 4am. Mother's health tests all being completed, she was added to the transplant list this week. She is now waiting for the right person to die. Disturbing, if you dwell on it.

Well here's hoping that somebody turns left in front of a donorcycle soon.

Is Sean Mum's blood type, perchance?

 

[IG_88]

do you root for the fucking empire when you watch star wars?

Once during that badass scene at the end of Rogue One with Vader.

 

[IG_88]

That may be so, but I'm guessing tonight was payback for yesterday when they choked on a tie game in the 9th. Hated watching that.

I get you're a NY'er and all but it's the Yankees man. As bad as liking the Patriots.
I mean I got Stanton on my fantasy team and all but I also got Brady on one and it hurts me down deep in my soul. Still, gotta win.
Anyway my point being fuck the Yankees.

 

[MelissaBaby]

This is my nieces new 10 lb baby boy.

Wow! Welcome, not so little person!

 

[MelissaBaby]

What are these doing in my house?!?


https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/pf-YBvoUCM2rP_kNDPlLZbuwDyM/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2018/06/01/714/n/1922195/tmp_1WuS9r_69d3d16cbd309709_oreo.jpeg

Right. How many open slits does one house need?

 

[Sean]

Waking up to the news that England lost made me smile. Bugger patriotism, I'm sick of everyone talking football all the damn time.

 

[ryan8558]

Apparently someone thinks I was born yesterday.

so the IRS collection people are going to have the local police arrest you too huh?

 

[adrina]

so the IRS collection people are going to have the local police arrest you too huh?

They tried that last week. Surprisingly nothing has happened to me after I hung up on them.