Make An Assumption About The Person Above You [v2.0]

[_valkyrie_]

I assume she collects Hello Kitty memorabilia.

 

[JugheadJane]

I assume she’s been told she looks like Dakota Johnson.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume her head isn't actually shaped like a jug.

 

[Taegul]

IA she keeps her wings hidden while out in public.

 

[RossieOregon]

IA he's praying to the Rain Gods.

 

[Taegul]

IA he's praying to the Rain Gods.

IA she will keep updating her tumblr. She damn well better!

 

[ksmith475]

Beware of anal probing during sleep

 

[MrEd63]

Beware of anal probing during sleep

IA she is very proud of her breasts

 

[ksmith475]

Not really but they seem to be a crowd favorite
IA- he loves chicks w large tits

 

[MrEd63]

Not really but they seem to be a crowd favorite
IA- he loves chicks w large tits

Fuck yeah

IA she has a wicked sense of fun

 

[Jada59]

Fuck yeah

IA she has a wicked sense of fun

IA he is a talking horse.

 

[Karabare]

IA he is a talking horse.

IA she's fluffy and cute

 

[FortybutNice]

IA she's fluffy and cute

IA she’s nude

 

[CCorteeze]

IA she’s nude

IA he's starting to feel his age.

 

[Jada59]

IA he's starting to feel his age.

I assume she's smiling.

 

[CCorteeze]

I assume she's smiling.

IA she purrs.

 

[DarkSimian]

IA she’s nude

IA he's a decent bloke

 

[CCorteeze]

IA he's a decent bloke

IA he has a very slow internet connection.

 

[hairball18]

IA she is a big fan of Lucy.

 

[Apisto42]

IA he (?) likes lasagne.

 

[CCorteeze]

IA he (?) likes lasagne.

IA he performs cunnilingus backwards.

 

[Apisto42]

IA he performs cunnilingus backwards.

IA the doctor is in

 

[Sexybritches69]

IA the doctor is in

I’m betting he’s good with his tongue.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I’m betting he’s good with his tongue.

IA what's "under" is way sexier than her britches.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

IA what's "under" is way sexier than her britches.

I assume he's found a way to avoid "shrinkage."