The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[Aglaopheme]

But, but, but.......

Originally Posted by oggbashan
I have been asked to pass on this goodbye message to the General Board:

"Hey Ogg, Lance here.

The trouble with getting banned is that unless you want to (further?) subvert the Rules by re-registering as an alt, you don't get a chance to say Goodbye.

I don't use alts, so I won't be back.

The purpose of this note is to ask (should you feel it appropriate to do so) to please pass along my best wishes to the entire GB community.

Lastly, my email address is included should anyone wish to contact me. [No. It's not. That's against the rules. If anyone wants it, send me Ogg, a PM]

I had a wonderful time on the GB, never bore anyone any actual ill-will ever, and will certainly miss the place.

Cheers, thanks... and all the best;
Lance

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[spacekowboy]

He's silly really. If he got a pair of those built up shoes he'd feel a lot more confident about himself and not have to make a cunt of himself on here.

Bless.

He's still trying to get back at me for banging his mother like cheap gong.

 

[Cat Malojan]

He's still trying to get back at me for banging his mother like cheap gong.

I'm never letting you near my mother.

 

[spacekowboy]

But, but, but.......

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Ahhh, Joanie. My future ex wife.

 

[nowisthetime]

He's still trying to get back at me for banging his mother like cheap gong.

He won't go toe to toe with you, he only picks on chicks because he is so petty and weak. He's that type.

 

[JaneyDoe56]

Insincerity abounds

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm never letting you near my mother.

Aww, but she is such a lovely bird.

 

[Cat Malojan]

Aww, but she is such a lovely bird.

SHE'S 92 FOR CHRISSAKES.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Insincerity abounds

You love other’s woe as fodder, but choose to post your anonymously. That’s rich.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ahhh, Joanie. My future ex wife.

Speaking of fapalicious.....

 

[spacekowboy]

Speaking of fapalicious.....

You ain't just whistlin' dixie, bub!

SHE'S 92 FOR CHRISSAKES.

I'll be a perfect gentleman and you know it!

 

[dolf]

I have no fucking idea how to fix this. It's beyond my knowledge and experience. Intuition shrugs a "don't ask me!" in my direction. I'm at a loss.

 

[spacekowboy]

He won't go toe to toe with you, he only picks on chicks because he is so petty and weak. He's that type.

He has tried, the poor lil fella.

 

[Wings]

Almost shot the speculum at the doctor. When I warn you that my muscles are intense especially if I’m naked and anxious then you should believe me.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Almost shot the speculum at the doctor. When I warn you that my muscles are intense especially if I’m naked and anxious then you should believe me.

If Lit ever has another Ping pong ball hooha challenge, I'm paying your entry fee. I'm thinking with a little training, Dolf's 19 ft 3 inch Lit record is within reach.

Note to my legion of fact checkers: Garnate's record of 20 ft 1 inch was voided after she was found to test positive for steroids.

 

[Wings]

If Lit ever has another Ping pong ball hooha challenge, I'm paying your entry fee. I'm thinking with a little training, Dolf's 19 ft 3 inch Lit record is within reach.

Note to my legion of fact checkers: Garnate's record of 20 ft 1 inch was voided after she was found to test positive for steroids.

I’m in, just let me know the starting time and date. I feel like I’ve been training for this for most of my adult life. I’ll get some T-shirt’s made.

 

[MelissaBaby]

SHE'S 92 FOR CHRISSAKES.

My Mom is only 51, but she's dating a lobsterman, so unless Kowboy can beat free lobsters, he's shit out of luck with her.

 

[thør]

My Mom is only 51.

Is she hot?

 

[spacekowboy]

My Mom is only 51, but she's dating a lobsterman, so unless Kowboy can beat free lobsters, he's shit out of luck with her.

I can't give her lobsters, but I can supply her with crabs.

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[Aglaopheme]

Don’t want to further drag your drama out in the open? Shocking.

 

[Lorilei]

My Mom is only 51, but she's dating a lobsterman, so unless Kowboy can beat free lobsters, he's shit out of luck with her.

Good lawd, I'm literally old enough to be your mama.

 

[Cat Malojan]

Good lawd, I'm literally old enough to be your mama.

I nearly posted the same. I'm hawaii five-oh at Christmas.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Good lawd, I'm literally old enough to be your mama.

Came here to say something similar to this. Melissa only hopes she's as smokin' hot as you when she reaches your age!

 

[Sean]

Oh ffs, Jeremy Cunt as foreign sec. Just when you thought it couldn't get worse than Boris.

 

[Lorilei]

Came here to say something similar to this. Melissa only hopes she's as smokin' hot as you when she reaches your age!

D'awwww.