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[WoundedKnee]

There's an organization that's selling "companion dog" certificates by mail (what a scam). And a Companion Dog is not the same as a "Service Dog." That whole thing has been abused to the point that more and more business's are saying, "If you don't have your "Service Dog" papers you aren't bringing that critter into our store."

The problem is that the SJW movement has paralyzed business decision making to the point where it tilts towards the oncoming nihilism...



Most rational people see what is going on, but when it comes to their responsibility to the brand, the shareholders and the customer, corporations just give in to the trend in order to not be declared pariah.

 

[bellisarius]

The problem is that the SJW movement has paralyzed business decision making to the point where it tilts towards the oncoming nihilism...



Most rational people see what is going on, but when it comes to their responsibility to the brand, the shareholders and the customer, corporations just give in to the trend in order to not be declared pariah.

They obviously learned nothing from the Chick-Fil-A experience.

And those that do frequent stores that allow dogs in, never buy anything off a shelf lower than a big dog can lift its leg.

 

[WoundedKnee]

I never dine at PetCo™.





But it is funny how those places that used to allow pets changed their signs to "service" pets.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home from several things, including getting a chock-you-let milkshake. Yes, a real one. It's what's for dinner.


That's the answer!!! I need to get Kitteh registered as a service animal. He helps me from throwing psychotic fits and killing everyone I see. He cheers me when I get depressed because the body count for last week was so low. He reminds me to be grateful that I didn't have to dig a mass grave and transport thousands of pounds of human meat to feed a bunch of ungrateful worms.


And he might need help doing all of this, so I'll have an excuse to get him a cat to keep him company. A kind of service cat for the service cat.


This is the bestest scam I've thought up in the last 10 minutes, so . . . .


https://media.tits-guru.com/images?uuid=c2a17892-e6b3-4948-9ec9-9c4aecebbbf9

 

[bellisarius]

Hell Wat, youi'd make a fortune in the little vests alone.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!!


This is the lightest week of the year - more sun and less darkness. I prefer this week to all others, even if it is hot as all diddlefuck.


I think I have a dinner event with the little wench. That'll be nice.


And the little vest thingie has already been done, sadly:


http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/061/077/77e.jpg


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[bellisarius]

Of course they're out there, it's all in the sloganeering.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He's a cute little fellow standing on that stump in his tough-guy vest.


All he needs is a velcro strip that says "service animal".


Maybe I'll name my next cat Allah . . . so he'll agree with his name.


This motherfucking internet connection is about on my last Allah damned nerve . . . .


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[WoundedKnee]

Yeah, I'm seeing the ads for the vests that "calm" nervous dogs.

I'm not buying it one little bit.

I'm with Caesar on this one, nervous people create apprehensive dogs.

 

[bellisarius]

Or do nervous dogs create apprehensive people?

The answer is '43'.

 

[WoundedKnee]

I just read Version 43 over my vacation.

 

[WoundedKnee]

In response to a query, "What sort of man could put up with me," I told a tiny big-nosed woman, a man with five Chihuahuas...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

*chuckle*

 

[WoundedKnee]

*stfu Ginger*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

*gigglesnort*

 

[bellisarius]

Ahh Ginger. Always had to have the last 'word.'

 

[WoundedKnee]

Izzy is following me everywhere this morning. lol

 

[WoundedKnee]

Izzy is following me everywhere this morning. lol

Ahh Ginger. Always had to have the last 'word.'

Indeed...

 

[RobDownSouth]

In response to a query, "What sort of man could put up with me," I told a tiny big-nosed woman, a man with five Chihuahuas...

The Chihuahua is your totem, your spirit animal.

Undersized legs, a tendency to bloat, constant yapping, unsuited for most tasks, it serves no real purpose in life.

Just like you, Chief.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Oh, Throbbie, I'm sorry. I forgot you were there. You may go now.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oh, Throbbie, I'm sorry. I forgot you were there. You may go now.

Nothing to apologize for, Chief. You're getting up there in years, you can't be expected to remember things any longer. Won't be long until summer's gone, now that the boys are here again.

 

[WoundedKnee]

"You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung."

 

[Endrura]

FYI chihuahuas bite more people than any other breed, they are the trolls of the dog world so it would make sense a troll would know about them.

My one pup came to me with a fear of loud noises, thunder, fireworks, etc. I suspect someone did a bad job of trying to train him and turned him gunshy. It took time but now as long as he is in the same room as me he just relaxes until the noise passes. No vest, just trust.

As for me, I need coffee to keep my nerves calm, a lifetime of drinking it and I get really antsy without it, and today we have the added benefit of bbq'd pork chops. I raided the fridge leftovers for lunch.

 

[WoundedKnee]

As much as I love chorizo, I hate those little bastages.

You can add Teacup Yorkies to that list. It's either a dog or a rat and rats do not belong in purses anymore than dogs do.

 

[bellisarius]

I'm surprised that dogs with brains that small don't need to be reminded to breathe.