Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[SoulAssasin247]

I know I've put on weight in this past year. But fucking hell, man, you don't have to be mean and call me an elephant! *sobs*

It's not about the weight, it's about the performance.


Quoted from Redman

 

[Tallulah82]

Hey now. What's all of this talk about being naked on bikes. That sounds kinky.

It's only kinky when you're riding tandem

Do not ride bikes naked. The scrapes you may get!!!! EEEEK

We'll get knee and elbow pads, it'll be ok...

Did I hear right?
You're naked and being called a bike?
I'll biff them for you Tally!!

Ha! You is a funny dude. And it will be funny watching you erm... "biff" (ahem) people for me.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I will be SOOOO pissed off if I don't get close to an elephant haha. It's one of the few animals I am excited to see. I mean, I have seen them in a zoo years ago, but in the wild is the real thing.

With the rate they're disappearing because of poaching, it may be a reality!

I'm jealous though. Three animals I'd love to see in the wild.

1. Blue Whales
2. Mountain Gorillas
3. African Elephants

 

[Tallulah82]

It's not about the weight, it's about the performance.


Quoted from Redman

Oh, I know.

I run a classic chevvy. Propped up on bricks. Good to sit in, but not getting anywhere. I keep hoping the fucking thieves will bring back my wheels. Sigh.

 

[badjanus]

It's only kinky when you're riding tandem



We'll get knee and elbow pads, it'll be ok...



Ha! You is a funny dude. And it will be funny watching you erm... "biff" (ahem) people for me.

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[LostGirlTink]

With the rate they're disappearing because of poaching, it may be a reality!

I'm jealous though. Three animals I'd love to see in the wild.

1. Blue Whales
2. Mountain Gorillas
3. African Elephants

• Giraffes
• Penguins
• Unicorns

 

[badjanus]

Awwww thank you, with compliments like that, you might deserve a flashing or two

Dirty pervy chuckle

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[AWonkyDonkey]

• Giraffes
• Penguins
• Unicorns

Where do you find Unicorns? I'll go find one and take a picture and earn trillions!

*Comes up with a backup plan of sellotaping a toilet roll holder to a horses head...*

Genius.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Where do you find Unicorns? I'll go find one and take a picture and earn trillions!

*Comes up with a backup plan of sellotaping a toilet roll holder to a horses head...*

Genius.

I'm not sure, but I want to go on this quest.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm not sure, but I want to go on this quest.

When we find one, I'll split the profits with you 50/50.

 

[Violetvixen1]

LOL!! Wow, that was fast!

I’m nothing if not quick to hear the unbuttoning of garments! Lol

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right. I'm going to call it a night peoples.

Goodnight

 

[Violetvixen1]

Right. I'm going to call it a night peoples.

Goodnight

Night!!

 

[coachdb18]

I’m nothing if not quick to hear the unbuttoning of garments! Lol

How are you with zippers?

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[Violetvixen1]

How are you with zippers?

https://i.imgur.com/CHQetIq.jpg

I’m pretty adept there as well! No warning needed

 

[Tallulah82]

Right. I'm going to call it a night peoples.

Goodnight

Sigh. My dog threw up, so I had to go clean up. Good night!

 

[coachdb18]

Sigh. My dog threw up, so I had to go clean up. Good night!

Well, at least it wasn’t donkey throw-up, dog is bad enough!

 

[Tallulah82]

Right. I'm going to call it a night peoples.

Goodnight

Well, at least it wasn’t donkey throw-up, dog is bad enough!

That is true! This is a lovely conversation to take with me to bed.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Just popping in to say hi to the fuck yeah crew.

 

[Tallulah82]

Just popping in to say hi to the fuck yeah crew.

Hey, gorgeous woman, I hope life is treating you well.

 

[badjanus]

Just popping in to say hi to the fuck yeah crew.

There's my earworm for the night!!!

 

[coachdb18]

Just popping in to say hi to the fuck yeah crew.

I kinda like popping in every now and then myself!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Sigh. My dog threw up, so I had to go clean up. Good night!

I hope she's okay now! I wonder if there's something in the air as mine has been poorly too...

Good morning guys, girls and those who are of yet, undecided.

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning all.............. or is it afternoon already? I had a very late breakfast today. I had a very slow up-getting today. I have nothing I have to do. ... Well I have lots of things I should do, but none of them appeal to me today.

Speaking of exotic animals. I saw a frog in my garden a few days back.

 

[Apisto42]

Morning all.............. or is it afternoon already? I had a very late breakfast today. I had a very slow up-getting today. I have nothing I have to do. ... Well I have lots of things I should do, but none of them appeal to me today.

Speaking of exotic animals. I saw a frog in my garden a few days back.

There was a frog behind my car tire yesterday morning. Unfortunately for him, I didn’t see him until I came home last night. He was rather flat.