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Tallulah82
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Steady now!![]()
It's been AGES since I drank! I've been living on Labour Alert! I can now kick back and be a pissed-up granny all I want.

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Steady now!![]()
It's been AGES since I drank! I've been living on Labour Alert! I can now kick back and be a pissed-up granny all I want.![]()
Is Jeremy Corbin trying to put abstinence in the manifesto?
It's been AGES since I drank! I've been living on Labour Alert! I can now kick back and be a pissed-up granny all I want.![]()
Fuck off with your politics. Give me rum!![]()
Go you!!![]()
You mean a rim, surely?
It's been AGES since I drank! I've been living on Labour Alert! I can now kick back and be a pissed-up granny all I want.![]()
Does pissed - up granny post pictures?![]()
So, am I to take it that Tal is working through some hooch and tying on a good one today?![]()
Not yet, lol. It's not even 7pm, man! I know I'm loose on the morals and everything but I'm not a lush!(usually)
Haha! Some days I'm tempted, even without alcohol! I think 'just post a pic for 1 minute, and then take it down, and watch people moan that they've missed it'I know, I'm wicked.
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Well I'm going to indulge in a couple of beers tonight after supper. So I'll lift one for you before I imbibe.![]()
Well warn me before you do so I don't miss it!!![]()
Mmmhmmm, tipsy Tinny...
*wiggles eyebrows*
Haha! Where's my fun in that????
(maybe, baby)
I'll get all giddy and jump up and down <--- your fun.
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Please jump up and down.
Good evening guys and girls.![]()
T'is only a flying visit from me - I have a suspicion I will be asleep before 19:30! Cannot keep my eyes open. Where are the hookers and blow to keep me awake?
Occasionally. Actually all the time.![]()
Awww. I don't know what hookers are, and I haven't played blow-football for years.![]()
Hookers.... you know - they work on the funfairs where they hand hooks out for people to catch rubber ducks... Honestly.
I once got arrested for manslaughter playing blow football... I made my Gran play. She had COPD. It didn't end well... RIP Gran.
Ahhh, I thought they were called mother-duckers!
Poor Gran. Next time be more aware of who you ask to blow.
Well she was bragging. "Oh I've blown some big ones in my time" etc... I thought was was bragging she was the best at blow football and gladly stepped up to challenge her. I did wonder why she took her teeth out when I suggested we blew together...
Hmm. Was she disappointed when she saw you hand her the straw? Or did she think she needed that as some kind of sheath?![]()