Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[wickedpanda]

one hand typing required and monkey spanking was involved, just keep watching the video and wanting to be used like your toy is::.

you sexy girl just made dis a great monkey spanking monday lusting for dat bejeweled ass!!!

 

[Todger65]

Well happy monday. I didn't have time to film something just to gif, and we were discussing things I don't post anyway, so tip toeing into recent video clips from my phone that I don't generally post.

so a minute from my bedroom, gif version (so no one messages me because the video won't play)
https://i.imgur.com/Ji0bOg1.gifv

or video version for those who don't like the pixelation my gif converter causes, or really want to hear law and order in the background (again, tv and fans to drown out the sound from my bedroom lol)

https://www.***********/s/kmcl7e03kvebneg/2018-5-20-12-49-30.mp4?dl=0

That is one hot video Justa, thank you.

 

[BBGunn81]

Well happy monday. I didn't have time to film something just to gif, and we were discussing things I don't post anyway, so tip toeing into recent video clips from my phone that I don't generally post.

so a minute from my bedroom, gif version (so no one messages me because the video won't play)
https://i.imgur.com/Ji0bOg1.gifv

or video version for those who don't like the pixelation my gif converter causes, or really want to hear law and order in the background (again, tv and fans to drown out the sound from my bedroom lol)

https://www.***********/s/kmcl7e03kvebneg/2018-5-20-12-49-30.mp4?dl=0

Wow. This was so hot.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so for today's ramble....is Latin and the story of the first time I blackmailed a teacher. you can see how they relate, right?

ok to start, Allia posted a link to "The Most Badass Latin Phrases" and I was kind of surprised at how many I knew without the translation. I took Latin in either 5th and 6th grade or 6th and 7th. I was in junior high, and I had moved to the high school at the end of 7th, and junior high started in 5th, and I am sure it was only 2 years of Latin, just not sure which two of the three. It was a new to the school district teacher and a new program that I wasn't given a choice of taking. Anyway, Allia's post reminded me of taking Latin, which then reminded me of this story.

At the end of the school year prior to starting Latin, I was supplied my course and teacher list, as is traditional. I showed the list to my mom (given she dropped out of this highschool when I was born, she knew and had had many of the teachers.) One thing to know about my mom. Her night job was as a waitress. She was working this bar/private club, which had basically become a bar that was filled with closeted gay Italian men. She saw his name as my teacher for Latin (he has a very distinctive name) and starts laughing. I, of course, ask why, assuming she had prior knowledge of him and she explains not via school, but he is a regular customer, super overweight, really bad comb over, trying to act young and trendy but really just constantly hitting on the hot young gay guys that are so out of his league, and she just thinks it is funny.

Then I show my grandmother. Ok, what you need to know about my grandmother is a strict Italian catholic. She sees his name, and starts going on and on about what a wonderful priest he was and she was shocked to see him leave the church that year (Hence he went to teaching Latin at a public school). Didn't really think too much about it. I don't think I'd want to be a priest, though I don't want to be a public school teacher either.

Then during summer I show my Dad my class and teacher list. What you need to know about my dad, he has a mean ass temper. He is also racist and homophobic, well he hates everyone but hates non straight non white people more. Also, my father went to a private catholic school but was expelled his senior year less than 2 months before graduation.....for punching a priest. So, he sees my teacher list, and shares that is the priest he was expelled for hitting. Oh that's just great lol. Him decking someone not odd actually, but when I asked why, he didn't have a reason. This was odd, as generally, he would have something that boiled down to he fucking deserved it, he was wrong, I was right. You know the type.

So anyway, Latin was boring. Ended up getting in trouble with former priest current teacher for ditching class, lying about it, then throwing attitude when called out for it. As he is yelling at me, it finally hits me. OMG, ex priest likely hit on my dad, thus getting decked (dad would totally deck a guy for hitting on him, but also be embarrassed that they thought it could be possible thus wouldn't have the normal story) , probably had similar behavior, thus leaving the church, and likely has no idea my mom is the waitress at the gay bar who serves him several nights a week, and he is probably in the closet. This hits me right before the teacher says he is going to call my parents, thus I decide to test my theory. I say, you should, which would you prefer, my dad, you know him, his name is XXXX, actually, I think you two had a physical altercation in the 70s, and he was expelled after it. Or would you prefer my mom, you know her too, her name is XXXX and she is a waitress at unnamed gay bar. She is the thin tall bleached blond short haired chick. And indeed, the color just drained from his face, he shut up, and he completely ignored me for the rest of my time those 2 years.

That is the only time I ever blackmailed a teacher. And the countdown of the last time I use my two years of Latin has just been reset to 0. Number of days since I last needed to recite Avogadro's hypothesis still holding at 8767. aren't you glad you took the time to read this drivel?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Love the small moans and the quivering. So freaking hot.

thank you

Thank you for posting such a lovely video to enjoy while I'm at work.

Should you be being pervy while at work? that doesn't sound very professional (and yes I am still at work)

one hand typing required and monkey spanking was involved, just keep watching the video and wanting to be used like your toy is::.

you sexy girl just made dis a great monkey spanking monday lusting for dat bejeweled ass!!!

Well thank you. Monkey spanking Monday. hum, sounds like it could be a good theme

That is one hot video Justa, thank you.

Thank you and you are welcome.

Wow. This was so hot.

Thank you.

 

[Doctor Joe]

Yes...yes I am!

 

[Steelheart2018]

We are just to pervs in a pod.

 

[ROADMASTE86]

Well happy monday. I didn't have time to film something just to gif, and we were discussing things I don't post anyway, so tip toeing into recent video clips from my phone that I don't generally post.

so a minute from my bedroom, gif version (so no one messages me because the video won't play)
https://i.imgur.com/Ji0bOg1.gifv

or video version for those who don't like the pixelation my gif converter causes, or really want to hear law and order in the background (again, tv and fans to drown out the sound from my bedroom lol)

https://www.***********/s/kmcl7e03kvebneg/2018-5-20-12-49-30.mp4?dl=0

Wow. Very sexy.

 

[wickedpanda]

I have the best around sexy girl, You to make it awesome

Latin hey that's the zombie language, that's a dead pun dying to get out

 

[ohverbatum7]

I loved today's ramble about the teacher, and thought it was a funny and beautifully written piece, hope I didn't upset you by saying previously I had difficulty understanding your writing, especially as my own grammar is poor.

 

[CanadianM]

Too funny about that teacher... Love your rambles...

 

[Paul_Chance]

LOL - blackmail works some times! Alas, I never blackmailed anyone in school.

I did once near shamelessly bribe a teacher for a better grade. I was working on my MBA and we had to take a mandated set of economics classes. We drew the worst teacher - he was an economics professor and stated early on that the only one's were going to get an A in his class were the ones working on their masters in econ, since the rest of us were there only because we had to be. Sure enough, we pass through the first test and I got a B. I was pretty irritated, since I had (IMO) nailed the test, but there was enough subjective questions that I knew I wouldn't win an academic appeal.

So, I took a metaphorical step back and figured out another plan. The teacher was an opera lover, he usually talked about it in class (inferring we were inferior beings because we didn't love opera). So...I had a friend whose family was one of the founding families of the local opera house and had the Founders Box seats. I got the box for the next performance (they would usually donate the box to charity or let friends use it as their guests), coincidentally the same performance I knew the teacher and his wife were going to.

Then I bumped into them in the lobby prior to the performance, told them my guests had bailed on me, and we had extra box seats and would they be interested in joining us in the Founders Box. LOL - worked like a charm. I was golden from that point on in his eyes. Shameless. I aced the set of classes. (Fortunately I like opera too.)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes...yes I am!

Lol. Well I hope it was a story you haven't heard before.

We are just to pervs in a pod.

#bestemployeesever

Wow. Very sexy.

I have the best around sexy girl, You to make it awesome

Latin hey that's the zombie language, that's a dead pun dying to get out

Well thanks. Haha. I will admit sitting in class, I did sometimes feel like i was wasting my life and thought maybe all who learned it were bored to death.

I loved today's ramble about the teacher, and thought it was a funny and beautifully written piece, hope I didn't upset you by saying previously I had difficulty understanding your writing, especially as my own grammar is poor.

Oh come on, not beautifully written, you are just blowing smoke up my ass now. Was funny though. I could probably actually write something well written, though odds are it wouldn't be true. True stories I like to tell how I would verbalize them and thoughts that spring up in relation. If I was trying to write eloquently, I would be editing and rewriting to the point where it wouldn't be me, mine, and would likely barely represent the true experience.

And no, you did not upset me. I am hard to upset, especially with words, and my particular brand of linqustic patterns and slang took years of assimilating both urban and redneck cultures to develop (and yes it was very purposeful)

Too funny about that teacher... Love your rambles...

Thank you. Yes small world. I am actually surprised I had the guts to actually say it, I regretted it initially as it was coming out of my mouth, but hey, worked out in my favor.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

LOL - blackmail works some times! Alas, I never blackmailed anyone in school.

I did once near shamelessly bribe a teacher for a better grade. I was working on my MBA and we had to take a mandated set of economics classes. We drew the worst teacher - he was an economics professor and stated early on that the only one's were going to get an A in his class were the ones working on their masters in econ, since the rest of us were there only because we had to be. Sure enough, we pass through the first test and I got a B. I was pretty irritated, since I had (IMO) nailed the test, but there was enough subjective questions that I knew I wouldn't win an academic appeal.

So, I took a metaphorical step back and figured out another plan. The teacher was an opera lover, he usually talked about it in class (inferring we were inferior beings because we didn't love opera). So...I had a friend whose family was one of the founding families of the local opera house and had the Founders Box seats. I got the box for the next performance (they would usually donate the box to charity or let friends use it as their guests), coincidentally the same performance I knew the teacher and his wife were going to.

Then I bumped into them in the lobby prior to the performance, told them my guests had bailed on me, and we had extra box seats and would they be interested in joining us in the Founders Box. LOL - worked like a charm. I was golden from that point on in his eyes. Shameless. I aced the set of classes. (Fortunately I like opera too.)

Nice. I have actually never bribed a teacher. I did not have anything worth anything. I did bribe a cop once.

 

[Steelheart2018]

Best IT beaver ever.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Nice. I have actually never bribed a teacher. I did not have anything worth anything. I did bribe a cop once.

LOL - and how did you bribe him or her?

(As an ex-cop I have plenty of stories about bribes offered (and rejected), and just the strange random sex things you run into out there.)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Best IT beaver ever.

Well IT beavers are a bit more rare than many other types of beavers, so less competition.

LOL - and how did you bribe him or her?

(As an ex-cop I have plenty of stories about bribes offered (and rejected), and just the strange random sex things you run into out there.)

Oh it wasn't a story like my creepy pervy cop story. I was living in the skanky hotel in Atlanta and had decided to head to Florida on Friday. I had no job or address in Florida yet. I got pulled over for speeding 2 days before I planned to leave. I was speeding. Tried to sweet talk my way out, but he pulled out the ticket book. So I went a different route, pulled out cash, asked him how much it would be, explained I didn't have a real address and wouldn't and wouldn't even be back to the state, so could I just pay him the cost of the ticket rather than having to figure out how to deal with it. Obviously, I know it doesn't work that way, but surprisingly, he quoted a reasonable speeding ticket cost, took my money for it, never wrote the ticket. No points on my license and didn't have to deal with it, so good enough win for me.

 

[CanadianM]

Well IT beavers are a bit more rare than many other types of beavers, so less competition.



Oh it wasn't a story like my creepy pervy cop story. I was living in the skanky hotel in Atlanta and had decided to head to Florida on Friday. I had no job or address in Florida yet. I got pulled over for speeding 2 days before I planned to leave. I was speeding. Tried to sweet talk my way out, but he pulled out the ticket book. So I went a different route, pulled out cash, asked him how much it would be, explained I didn't have a real address and wouldn't and wouldn't even be back to the state, so could I just pay him the cost of the ticket rather than having to figure out how to deal with it. Obviously, I know it doesn't work that way, but surprisingly, he quoted a reasonable speeding ticket cost, took my money for it, never wrote the ticket. No points on my license and didn't have to deal with it, so good enough win for me.

I thought your good looks and sweet talking would have been enough!!!

 

[Steelheart2018]

And your the best IT beaver around.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I thought your good looks and sweet talking would have been enough!!!

Well, I would say being nice, friendly, funny, and polite probably works 80% of the time. I am a habitual violator when it comes to speed, not excessive to the point of reckless, but yeah, almost always speeding to some degree in nice weather and highways etc. I have probably been pulled over 20 to 30 times over the years, probably been ticketed 5 times. Again though, I think it is just about being pleasant. I am guilty, I know it, he is just doing his job. I consider when I get tickets to be like my toll for driving that road every day, so even if he writes one, I still stay pleasant. Again, I am guilty, I cause me to get pulled over, I have nothing to be snippy about.

And your the best IT beaver around.

Thanks.

 

[Steelheart2018]

You're welcome. I'll need some computer help over the next several days.

 

[CanadianM]

Well, I would say being nice, friendly, funny, and polite probably works 80% of the time. I am a habitual violator when it comes to speed, not excessive to the point of reckless, but yeah, almost always speeding to some degree in nice weather and highways etc. I have probably been pulled over 20 to 30 times over the years, probably been ticketed 5 times. Again though, I think it is just about being pleasant. I am guilty, I know it, he is just doing his job. I consider when I get tickets to be like my toll for driving that road every day, so even if he writes one, I still stay pleasant. Again, I am guilty, I cause me to get pulled over, I have nothing to be snippy about.

Great attitude...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Great attitude...

Well thanks, I generally try to be realisticly upbeat. I would not not at all say I am an optomist, but I live in the real world which has many an injustice and awful circumstances, most of are unrelated to me. It is hard to get angry at a cop who is writing you a ticket you deserve when in other places armed militias are slaughtering all who oppose, all who don't but live in huts inbetween others who oppose, or maybe they just got bored. Pretty much, I don't really have the right to be angry about anything I experience given what othes real life is elsewhere. Cop stop becomes my morning joke. Rude fast food chick becomes my morning joke. I have a copier in line for some office office space fun time. My "injustices" are laughable and break up the normal to create humor. Why I am bad with empathy unless you are screwed up too

 

[KerryK7784]

My god I want to lick every inch of you sweetie.
Kisses and licks
Kaz

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My god I want to lick every inch of you sweetie.
Kisses and licks
Kaz

Well thanks. I wouldn't recommend my feet. I can't remember the last time I mopped my floor. I'd also avoid my head, my hair steals thing. Last week it stole a binder clip, someone's glasses, a small sculpture made of wire, and a flower. If your teeth aren't real and you try licking my head, I am pretty sure your teeth would belong to my hair