What's the biggest misconception about you?

[Apisto42]

That I’m not the asshole which I told them I was. Seriously? When someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time.

 

[Apisto42]

I can see that...you on the table.

I bet she’d be great in the swinging chair as well...

 

[psiberzerker]

Well, the one I cultivate is that I'm a man. Because I live in Waco Tx, and they're not exactly trans friendly 'round here. In general, with some exceptions. My church, Lake Shore Baptist Church left the diocese to be more inclusive.

So, there's another one. I come out as Christian, and they just can't believe it, because of my lifestyle.

 

[BadAmy]

I bet she’d be great in the swinging chair as well...

Challenge accepted.
Bring it.

 

[BadAmy]

Well, the one I cultivate is that I'm a man. Because I live in Waco Tx, and they're not exactly trans friendly 'round here. In general, with some exceptions. My church, Lake Shore Baptist Church left the diocese to be more inclusive.

So, there's another one. I come out as Christian, and they just can't believe it, because of my lifestyle.

I think you are fan fucking tabulous.

 

[BadAmy]

Well I’m one of the others, and I think that you are smart, funny and sexy as hell!!!

Aww shucks...

 

[TongueLust]

On Lit, that I talk the talk, but don't walk the walk.
I don't know why, because I would definitely knock you on your ass if you disrespect me in person.

 

[curvyangel1969]

That just because I'm not butch, I can't really be gay

I really need to see a pic of you one day!



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In RL that I'm a hardass. I'm sensitive and use attitude and a shell of aloofness to protect myself.

 

[psiberzerker]

That just because I'm not butch, I can't really be gay

Uh! I hate this one, and the other one. "But you're so manly" for gay men. You know what? Butch women love feminine lesbians. That's why there's butch lesbians. It's not so one can be a man, it's because 2 lipstick skirts is like 2 best friends with benefits. That get's pretty boring after a while.

Actually, straight people need to start listening to us, instead of giving us relationship/fashion advice.

 

[Apisto42]

Uh! I hate this one, and the other one. "But you're so manly" for gay men. You know what? Butch women love feminine lesbians. That's why there's butch lesbians. It's not so one can be a man, it's because 2 lipstick skirts is like 2 best friends with benefits. That's pretty boring after a while.

There’s a wide spectrum and we all fall somewhere on it. Stereotypes are a pain in the ass.

 

[zydrate]

Another fun fact: I'm not going to fuck your girlfriend while you watch.

*comes back from the dead to giggle at this*

 

[psiberzerker]

Another fun fact: I'm not going to fuck your girlfriend while you watch.

LOL! Right, what exactly is teh lesbos supposed to get out of this arrangement? Porn, have you tried Porn? Especially if you're requesting this free show on teh intawebs, just go jack off to porn, man. Where we don't have to watch it.

Also, we need better queer porn. Of all kinds.

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Misconception: I'm a flirt.
Fact: No. Okay let's settle with slightly And only on threads. That is my inner self practicing my word play. So it'll be perfect when verbalised for my Master's ears.

Misconception & Facts: On weeds and tattoos.
- I'm dirty.
F: Thank you, and you are shallow-minded.
- I will never land a good job.
F: I first worked as a Guidance Counselor but later decided it'll be more fun supervising your hot son once matured in the industrial setting, so yeah I was his QA/Operations Manager.
- I'm a punk.
F: I don't wear black and I don't even know how to use eyeliners.
- I'm an artist.
F: Nope. I am a boring person.
- I'm Rastafari.
F: I don't affiliate myself with any group, no 420. I am after the sensations.
- I support getting tattoos.
F: I am neither anti nor pro, I embrace uniqueness and respect preferences.
- I will always be incarcerated.
F: I went in prison only during the duration of my case studies for psychological assessment.

In doubt? I don't care

 

[Jada59]

That I'm shy or aloof. I'm anything but. I am just choosy about who I spend my time with.

 

[lacandy]

Someone recently said that they thought I was intimidating...BWHAHAHA...yeah, that's about the biggest misconception about me I've heard. (I'm goofy and shy and silly BTW).

In real life it's that I got all my shit together - I am so stressed out every single day with a billion different worries happening in my head...

 

[DarkSimian]

Well, the one I cultivate is that I'm a man. Because I live in Waco Tx, and they're not exactly trans friendly 'round here. In general, with some exceptions. My church, Lake Shore Baptist Church left the diocese to be more inclusive.

So, there's another one. I come out as Christian, and they just can't believe it, because of my lifestyle.

Hey, we're practically neighbors. Abilene here. *waves to the east*

 

[jmarx20102012]

Let somebody else figure it out

 

[Farawyn]

Let somebody else figure it out

I’m trying.

 

[ydahecnot]

Another fun fact: I'm not going to fuck your girlfriend while you watch.

I am not particular as to whom.

I do haz a sad knowing you’re not likely to ever help me like where this is going

 

[psiberzerker]

I am not particular as to whom.

Does your girlfriend care?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I hear that!

My beard is a heart.

If I don't dye it pink, people's eyes slide right over it. I have to point ^that out. Not to everyone, all the time, but I walk around Waco like this, talk to guys, and then when the subject of my gender comes up, they're like, "Really? You act so manly." It's not an act. Seriously. See this? Yeah. Not like I'm trying to hide it.

They just don't see it.

I don't understand this post.

Is it about the ink? I don't know what those symbols mean.

I do like the facial and the hairy chest, though.

 

[ydahecnot]

Does your girlfriend care?

My girlfriend is touchy only about my wife

 

[angelofthenorth]

I'm not that tough

 

[psiberzerker]

Is it about the ink? I don't know what those symbols mean.

The post was about the heart shape beard. The misconception is that it isn't a heart. It's just a "Goatee," and for some reason, I can wear it out on the streets of Waco without getting gay bashed. (Some girls notice it, because a heart is a "Girl' symbol")

The tattoos are PsiPhi, and Question Gender, respectively. Also, when I dye it pink, they corrospond to the stars Procyon, Sirius, and Betelgeuse. Also, also, those tattoos are what I got, instead of breasts.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

That I'm smart.

I'm far from smart, I just know what I talk about.. and that I'm smart enough to avoid talking about things that I know nothing about and to not make a fool of myself