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that these windows need doing
That I'm gonna need a couple pitchers of these margaritas.

I'd do them for you but.
I'd rather clean these glasses![]()
it's ok sweets, i've got two left to do then they're done
Teenagers really are from another planet![]()
i really should think about going to bed
and they stay that way until they're 25. *hugs*
Nah beds for wimps.
i'm a wimp

You’re fucking dumb - this could also go on the Fuck thread.
How likely is it that I can convince husband to get a take-away tonight, because I can't be arsed to get up and cook?...
#lazybitchwantschinesefood
A blowjob?![]()